One minute to midnight, one minute to go One minute to say good-bye before we say
hello Let's start the New Year right, twelve
o'clock tonight When they dim the light, let's begin Kissing the old year out Kissing the New Year in Let's watch the old year die with a fond
good-bye And our hopes as high as a kite How can our love go wrong if We start the New Year right? Author’s
note: Get out
your confetti! It’s time to ring in the new year in Sleepyside. This story
takes place after “Wood-Chopping
101: The Future”. New Year’s Eve, at the Sleepyside Country
Club… A sigh of utter
contentment escaped Trixie Belden’s slightly parted lips. In all of her
twenty-five years, she’d never known such bliss existed. Her complete
satisfaction wasn’t due to her surroundings. Though the festively decorated
Sleepyside Country Club would surely meet the approval of Martha Stewart
herself, the lavish ballroom wasn’t the source of her happiness. Trixie would
be just as content if the party were being held in the city dump. It wasn’t the
lovely music being played by the orchestra. Although she’d enjoyed each and
every holiday song the band played, Trixie’s joy would’ve been just as full
even if the woodwinds had been flat and the brass section sharp. After all,
music was powerful, but not nearly as overwhelming as the love she felt in
her heart. It most
certainly wasn’t the ill-fitting dress and the torturous high-heels she was
wearing. True, the ivory satin material of the A-line formal gown cinched her
waist, accentuating its narrowness. The calf-length skirt swirled around her
as she and Jim danced, and the rhinestone-studded gold kitten heels on her
feet made her legs appear long and shapely. But in spite of its pleasing
appearance, the gown was pure evil. The gold beading which embellished the
dress’ plunging neckline was itchy, her panty hose were in dire need of a tug
upward, and Trixie was positive that her feet would be permanently deformed
after being squished into the ridiculously pointy-toed shoes for this entire
evening. No, her outfit definitely was not
the cause of her current state of euphoria. She glanced
over at her friends. Honey and Brian were deep in conversation at a nearby
table. Trixie couldn’t tell what subject they were discussing, but whatever
it was, both participants appeared to be quite contented. Their fingers were
entwined on the tabletop, and Honey’s head rested on Brian’s strong shoulder.
Dan sat with
them, Tom and Celia’s sleepy-looking daughter cradled in his embrace. The
dainty five-year-old was clad in a festive, red taffeta holiday dress. The
Christmas present from her Uncle Danny, the book, Where the Wild Things Are, was clutched under her arm as she
fought the urge to close her eyes in slumber. A few feet
away, Trixie’s middle brother and his bride were dancing closely together.
Mart looked down adoringly at Diana, and she peered up at him with equal
affection. They were the epitome of a loving husband and wife. Yes, Trixie had
thoroughly enjoyed spending time with her family and friends. With their busy
lives, it was rare that all seven adult Bob-Whites were able to gather
together in the same room for any length of time, so this moment was one to
be treasured. However, it wasn’t the delightful company of her childhood
companions that made her heart so merry. As the old
Irving Berlin song drifted through the country club, a husky voice whispered
in her ear. “Have I mentioned how beautiful you look tonight?” Through a
fringe of thick, sandy lashes, Trixie peeked up at a pair of searing emerald
eyes. Another blissful sigh passed through her lips. This was why she was so happy. More
accurately, he was why she was so happy.
Her entire state of bliss could be summed up in a little three-letter,
one-syllable word. Jim. Her contented
smile evolved into a mischievous grin as she looked up at her fiancé. “I
think it’s been a whole hour since you last told me,” was Trixie’s pert
response to his earlier inquiry. “But I could stand hearing it again.” A few minutes
passed, but still Jim said nothing. “Well?” Trixie
prompted with an expectant huff. “Weren’t you supposed to tell me something?” Jim’s face was
the mask of innocence. “What do you mean?” “Isn’t there
something you were going to say?” She assumed her sternest expression.
“Something about how beautiful I look?” “Well,
obviously you already know how
beautiful I think you are, so there’s really no need for me to bore you with
unnecessary information,” he commented matter-of-factly. Trixie pulled
away slightly so she could glare up at him. “Excuuuuse me?” she drawled out, one eyebrow cocked. Chuckling, Jim
pulled the petite whirlwind closer to his broad chest to inhibit her
potential path of destruction. “You look beautiful.” As a further peace
offering, he kissed her forehead, and added, “But then, you’re always gorgeous to me, Shamus.” “Good save,
Frayne,” she teased. “I meant every
word.” Suddenly, he twirled her around the dance floor, allowing the satiny
folds of her skirt to flare out around her shapely legs. Once he drew her
back in his embrace, he whispered, “And at the risk of sounding like a broken
record, that’s some dress.” “Thank you,” Trixie
replied pertly. “I was hoping you’d like it when I picked it out.” “Did you get it
at Teen Town?” Jim queried with a mischievous smile. “They’ve been out of business for years, silly.” Her chin
edged its way up proudly. “Actually, I found this little number at Boutique
Lynch.” “The Lynches
have their own dress shop?” Jim inquired quizzically. Trixie giggled
prettily, her eyes sparkling simply from the sheer joy of being with the man
she loved. “Di and I both wanted new dresses for tonight, but we were both
short on ‘fundage’, so we raided her mom’s closet. With Mrs. Lynch’s
permission, of course.” “No offense to
Mrs. Lynch or anything,” Jim began a bit hesitantly, “but I… uhh… you and Di
aren’t the same size as her mom.” He glanced warily over at the table where
Edward and Carolyn Lynch were seated. Diana’s mother, like her daughter, had
once held the title of Prettiest Girl in Sleepyside. Carolyn, though several
years older now, had only grown more elegant as she aged. Once a delicate,
youthful beauty, she’d evolved into a cultured, attractive lady of wealth.
However, through the years she had gone from a svelte size-eight to a more
comfortable size-fourteen, which was slightly larger than Trixie’s size-ten
build and Di’s size-six. After a spurt of fitful dieting, Carolyn finally
resolved to be content with the curves the good Lord had given her, a
resolution which suited Ed Lynch— a fan of the voluptuous feminine form— just
fine. “Remember when
Mrs. Lynch went on that last crash diet at the spa in the Hamptons last
year?” Trixie asked. Jim nodded in response. “Well, after she lost all that
weight, she bought a bunch of evening gowns to wear to different functions
she was going to attend with Mr. Lynch. After she gained it back a couple
months later, all those dresses were just hanging in her closet, taking up
space. She let Di and me each pick out a couple, and the very talented
seamstress, Madeleine G. Wheeler, altered them so they fit us perfectly.” She
gave a coy giggle. “We starving detectives and museum curators have to pinch
our pennies.” “You don’t have to pinch your pennies, you
know,” Jim replied in a nonchalant tone. “Your future husband has a few bucks
saved up in the bank, and he’d be happy to buy you a new evening gown.” “I know, but
you aren’t my husband yet.” “Only because
you’ve resisted my coaxing,” Jim retorted teasingly. “A weaker woman would be
sharing my bank account by now. Not to mention my bed…” “Jim!” she
managed to squeal through a laugh. “I’ll be sharing your bank account— amongst other things— very soon. I’d
feel like a mooch if you started footing the bill for me now.” “But I like buying you things,” he told her,
his voice taking on a plaintive quality. “After all, you’re my special girl.
You always have been.” Trixie rose up
on tiptoes and planted a kiss on her fiancé’s cheek. Smiling happily, she
wiped away the rosy pink smudge on Jim’s face, which just happened to be the
exact shade of the lip-gloss she was wearing. “Once we’re married, you can
buy me all the expensive dresses your heart desires,” she told him with a
wink. “I might even wear them someplace.” “Strapless
dresses that show a lot of cleavage?” Jim waggled his ginger brows in a
mischievous manner. “And maybe one with a slit in the skirt that goes up to
your thigh?” “If that’s what
you like.” “Trust me, that’s what I like,” he assured her, a
devilish twinkle in his emerald-colored eyes. “Of course, what I’d really like to see you wearing is a
wedding dress.” He assumed an angelic expression. “And just when will that
be?” “Soon,” she
hedged. “Very soon, I promise.” Before he could
pressure her further, the song ended, and Jim clasped Trixie’s hand, hastily
placed a kiss on her knuckles, and then led her back to the table where the
other Bob-Whites were seated. “Well, if it
isn’t Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers,” Dan greeted as the couple sat down
with the other Bob-Whites. “Save me a dance later, Twinkle Toes?” “You betcha,”
Jim replied with a grin. Trixie cleared
her throat. “Excuse me, dear, but I think Dan was talking to me.” “Actually
Trixie, I was talking to Jim,” Dan
deadpanned. His tone and expression were so serious that his companions burst
out laughing. “What did I
miss?” Mart questioned, pulling out his wife’s chair for her before he
claimed the one beside her. Brian shook his
head in disdain. “You don’t want to know.” He made a gagging sound as the
orchestra began playing a jazzy version of “Winter Wonderland”. “Doesn’t the
band know anything besides Christmas songs?” “ ‘Winter
Wonderland’ isn’t a Christmas song,” Honey argued. “It’s a winter song.” “Well, I don’t
care what kind of song it is, if it mentions the words ‘snow’, ‘jingle’ or
‘cheer’, I’m sick of it,” Brian remarked. “How so very
festive of you,” Di teased with a titter. Brian rolled his
eyes to express his annoyance at the mere thought of more holiday songs. “The
hospital lobby and waiting rooms have been playing Christmas Muzak
continually ever since the beginning of November,” he explained. “I’ve been
officially sick of Christmas songs since the second week of December.” He
looked pointedly at his longtime girlfriend and added, “And before you ask, yes, I’m sick of winter songs, too.” “The hospital
began playing holiday music in beginning of November?” Jim repeated
incredulously. “What happened to Thanksgiving?” Brian wearily
shrugged his shoulders. “Apparently the radio station cancelled it. Not
enough thankful songs to play nonstop twenty-four hours a day.” “Well, I like holiday songs,” Di said with a
haughty lift of her chin. “It kind of makes me sad when the deejays start
playing regular music after January first.” “Not me,” Dan
commented. “It’d be okay with me if the powers-that-be started playing
holiday songs on Christmas Eve and quit on December twenty-sixth. A man can
only hear ‘Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer’ so many times without going
crazy.” “I don’t get
sick of it that quickly,” Jim said,
chuckling. “I think the radio stations should break out the holiday records
the day after Thanksgiving and put ‘em back the day after New Year’s. That’s
long enough to hear all the songs I like, but not long enough to wear them
out.” “You know,
there are some people who never put up their Christmas music.”
Mart coughed, and then gazed pointedly at his wife. “What?” Di
inquired, her expression innocent. “There’s no law against listening to ‘O
Holy Night’ in July.” “But there
should be,” Brian retorted. Mart grinned
wryly. “There’s nothing quite like listening to ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’
when New York’s in the middle of a heat wave.” “That’s just
wrong,” Brian muttered with a shake of his head. “You’re disrupting the whole
order of the universe by listening to Christmas music during the wrong time
of the year.” “It’s not going
to get the planets out of alignment, Brian,” Di managed between giggles.
“Besides, some Bible scholars think
Jesus was born in September, and July’s closer to September than December, so
there!” However, Brian
couldn’t be dissuaded. “Listening to Christmas music in July is messed up,
Di. End of conversation.” Honey giggled.
“I’m with Di; I simply love holiday music. Don’t I, Trixie?” “She does.”
Trixie groaned loudly. “She’s just about driven me insane with her Bing
Crosby CD.” Honey seemed
undeterred by her best friend’s lack of enthusiasm. “You can’t wear out Bing.
I could hear him sing ‘White Christmas’ all day.” “And sometimes
she does,” Trixie informed the rest of the group. “If a blizzard would’ve
snowed us in for an extended period of time, I had planned on strapping her
favorite CDs on my feet and using them as ice skates so I could escape to the
Farm.” “Ice skates
wouldn’t have helped you in a blizzard, Trix,” Mart corrected. Trixie glared
at her slightly-older brother, her sandy eyebrows drawn downward. “Then I
would’ve used them as snowshoes.” “At least I
don’t listen to Bing in July,” Honey pointed out defensively. “Although it
might not be a bad idea…” Trixie held up
a hand in protest. “Let me first say that
if you do, I won’t be responsible for my actions.” “Hopefully you
won’t be living with Honey in July,” Jim commented with a wink. “Hopefully,”
was all Trixie said. She cleared her throat nervously as she prepared to
change the subject. “So, Di, did your mom recover from her traumatic
experience?” Brian raised a
dark brow in query as Trixie, Honey, and Diana began giggling madly. “What
‘traumatic experience’ are you talking about, and why are you three laughing
like loons?” he asked. :Are you that
sadistic to take joy in Mrs. Lynch’s mental misfortune?” “It’s not
important, so let’s just forget about it,” Mart interrupted, his cheeks
redder than the poinsettias in the flower arrangement on their table. “Nobody
wants to hear about our little Christmas mishap.” “Something
tells me that we do,” Dan remarked with a wicked grin. “Please tell us your
story, Di.” “Well, as you
all know, I’ve begun making scrapbooks,” Diana began, a merry twinkle in her
eyes. “I thought it would be nice to make a scrapbook for Mummy that had
different pictures of our family in it.” “So?” Dan
shrugged his shoulders in a quizzical manner. “That sounds nice.” “Yeah,” Jim
agreed. “Didn’t she like it?” “Oh, she liked
the one I made for her.” Di vainly attempted to stifle a giggle but
failed miserably. “The only problem was that I gave her the wrong scrapbook.” “So now you
know what happened,” Mart interjected hastily. “Not to change the subject,
but which of you lucky dogs with a high-definition, wide-screen plasma TV
will be hosting the annual football-fest tomorrow evening?” Di looked
sharply at her husband. “You didn’t let me finish my story, darling. It’s
rude to interrupt.” “Sorry, dear,”
Mart mumbled contritely, putting his head down in an apologetic manner.
“Please commence with your potentially humiliating account.” Di smiled sweetly. It was apparent that, in
spite of her husband’s reservations, she relished the task before her. “As I
was saying, I made a scrapbook for Mummy for Christmas, but I’d also made one
for Mart. Once both books were finished, I wrapped them at the same time.
We’ve always exchanged gifts with my parents early on Christmas Eve, and Mart
and I don’t open presents until that night, so he hadn’t opened his scrapbook
yet. When I wrapped them, I must’ve accidentally mislabeled the tags, but I
had no idea that I’d switched the two. So Mummy got Mart’s scrapbook.” “Who cares if
Mrs. Lynch got a book full of pictures of you and Mart instead of you and
your siblings?” Brian asked with a shrug. “I don’t see what the big deal is.” “The big deal is that I made Mart a special scrapbook.” Di leaned closer
to the middle of the table, and then added in a dramatic stage whisper, “A naughty scrapbook.” As
understanding slowly dawned on Jim, Brian, and Dan, identical horrified
expressions covered each of their faces. Amused by the trio’s reactions, the
girls laughed uproariously. “I’m just glad
Ed didn’t see it,” Mart muttered, his expression as far from “amusement” as
it could get. His comment only served to amuse the girls further. Di wiped a few
tears from her eyes. “Oh, well. There was nothing in those pictures that
Mummy hadn’t seen before. Of course, things were a bit different than they
had been when I was ten…” Brian, by far the
most straight-laced of the Bob-Whites, shifted nervously in his seat. “How did you get pictures like that?
Surely you didn’t have them developed at the pharmacy in town?” “Of course
not,” Di assured him with a sigh of exasperation. “You can do wonders with a
digital camera and a printer, Mr. Bossy Pants. If you’d like, I could show
you how to make a scrapbook for Honey.” The striking brunette grinned saucily
at her brother-in-law. “I’m sure she’d appreciate such a gift.” “Thanks, but no
thanks,” Brian mumbled, his neck reddening. “The only thing worse than you
taking pictures of my goods would be for you to accidentally give them to
Mrs. Wheeler.” “Well, if you
all will excuse me for a moment, I’m going to return this munchkin to her
rightful owners before this conversation takes an X-rated turn,” Dan told
them. He stood up carefully, balancing the sleeping form of Tiffany Delanoy
which was draped over his shoulder, and then walked across the room to find
Tom or Celia. “Isn’t that the
most adorable thing you’ve ever seen?” Honey gushed as she watched Dan carry
the small girl to her parents. “Definitely,”
Di agreed with a nod. “Our Danny has such a way with children. He’ll make a
wonderful father someday.” “Yes, it’s a
miracle he hasn’t been snatched up by some lucky lady by now,” Trixie added. “Good grief,”
Jim muttered. “Give a guy a puppy or a small child to hold and all of a
sudden he’s the most eligible bachelor in town.” Trixie reached
over and patted her fiancé’s hand. “Well, the title had to be passed down to
someone now that you’re officially off the market.” “Technically, I’m still a bachelor,”
Jim pointed out, struggling to hide his grin. “Of course, you could change my status easily enough.
I’m eager to negotiate some sort of merger in the near future.” Honey leaned
closer to Trixie, her tawny brows raised with interest. “Yes, Trixie, we’re all quite eager to learn when the big
day will be. Mother has been salivating over bridal magazines, you know.” “Your mother drools?” Trixie inquired, feigning
surprise. “Occasionally,
when it involves planning a huge social event,” Honey deadpanned. “And right
now, she’s practically dying to begin the preparations.” Trixie shot her
best friend a dirty look. “I’ll be
the one who’s dying when your mom starts dragging me to every hoity-toity
event planner in New York City. I’m about as organized as… as… well, as
whatever’s not organized.” “I have one
word for you, sis.” Mart paused dramatically, and then continued. “Elope.” “Yeah right,
Mart,” Trixie snorted. “If we run off and get married without giving Moms and
Mrs. Wheeler the wedding of their, er, our
dreams, Jim and I would both be disowned.” “You don’t know
what you’re getting into,” Mart told her, shaking his head in disapproval.
“Di almost had a nervous breakdown planning our wedding. By the time we went
to the rehearsal dinner, she was ready to hop on the first plane for Vegas
and ask some Elvis impersonator to perform the ceremony.” “Oh, you’re
just saying that, Mart!” Trixie’s complexion grew ashen as she examined her
brother and sister-in-law’s faces. “He is
just saying that, isn’t he, Di?” “Well, ‘nervous
breakdown’ may be too harsh a term,” Diana replied a bit too unconvincingly
to appease Trixie’s worries. “Planning our wedding was stressful, but it was all worth it in the end.” “And we’ll be
there to help you,” Honey pointed out. “Remember, we were at college in
Niagara Falls when Di was planning hers, so we couldn’t help her much.” “And of course
Moms and Mrs. Wheeler will help,” Di added. “My mother, too.” Brian raised
his hand. “And don’t forget us men folk. We may not know much about all that
frou-frou crap, but we’ll lend a hand where we can. And there’s no better
organizer than your big brother Brian.” Jim reached out
and clasped Trixie’s hand. “We’ll get through this, Shamus. Besides, as long
as you’re my wife, I don’t care if the Justice of the Peace marries us in his
bathroom. I only want to wake up every morning with you beside me.” “Jim, ol’ boy,
that’s real sweet, but I maintain my position,” Mart declared. “Elope.” “Mart! For the
last time, we can’t elope!” Trixie exclaimed angrily. “Now would you just be
quiet!” Dan returned to
the table just as Trixie concluded her tirade. He studied his now-silent
friends with wonder. “Did I miss something important?” he inquired as he sat
back down. “No,” Trixie
responded brusquely. “We were just discussing which is better: Pumpkin bread
or banana-nut bread.” “Why,
banana-nut bread, of course,” Dan replied, a twinkle in his midnight-black
eyes. “Now what were you really
talking about?” “Jim and
Trixie’s wedding date,” Mart cheerfully supplied. Dan drew back
in surprise. “Did you guys finally decide on a day?” “Not yet.”
Trixie tossed a scowl in the general direction of her almost-twin. “Jeesh, Trix,”
Dan snickered. “By the time you set the date, I’ll be married.” “Bobby could be married…” Mart goaded. “Shut up, Mart,” Trixie hissed through
clenched teeth. “This isn’t the time or place to make wedding plans.” “It’s just as good a time as any,” Mart
retorted. “Jim’s not getting any younger.” “I’m not ready
to kick the bucket yet, Mart,” Jim answered dryly. “I have a year or two
before I can draw Social Security.” “They’ve only
been engaged two months,” Honey commented, sensing her best friend’s
apprehension. “That really isn’t too
awfully long.” Dan chuckled.
“Yes, but when you consider the fact that they’ve been in love with other
since conception, it’s been an eternity.” “So just go
ahead and elope,” Mart told them. Trixie folded
her arms huffily. “Why’re you being so pushy about my wedding, brother-of-mine?” she queried. “Are you that
desperate for a piece of wedding cake?” “Believe it or
not, I just want you to be happy.” Mart smiled fondly at his sister. However,
that smile quickly evolved into a smirk. “But wedding cake does sound good.” “My happiness
is none of your concern,” Trixie said with a toss of her curls. “Why don’t
you just mind your own business?” “Miss Pot, meet
Mr. Kettle,” Brian muttered under his breath. He was rewarded with an icy
glare from his sister’s direction. Honey, taking
pity on her best friend, quickly jumped to Trixie’s defense. “Trixie’s right;
this isn’t any of our business. She and Jim should discuss it privately.
Besides, if Jim isn’t in a hurry to tie the knot, then it shouldn’t matter to
us.” Her hazel gaze shifted to her brother. “Why, you aren’t impatient, are
you?” Noticing his hesitancy, she added softly, “Are you, Jim?” Jim shifted in
his seat uncomfortably. “Well, it doesn’t matter if I’m impatient or not. The
wedding can’t happen without a bride.” “So what’s the
big holdup, Trix?” Dan dared to ask. “Don’t tell me you have cold feet?” Trixie released
a labored sigh. “Of course not. We’ve just been too swamped at the agency to
make any definite plans; I never know what sort of investigation Honey and I
will be doing months in advance and when I’ll be able to take time off.
Besides, the construction crew can’t start working on our house until spring,
so we wouldn’t have any place to live.” “And you can’t
rent an apartment until the house is finished?” Mart asked dryly. “At this
point, I’m sure Jim would be happy sharing a brown paper box with you.” Trixie moaned
and buried her face in her hands. “Can we please
quit talking about this? I’m wearing high heels and control-top pantyhose.
Isn’t that enough torture for one evening?” Jim’s ginger
brows met in a deep groove above the bridge of his nose as he assumed a
wounded expression. “I’m not sure, but I think
I should be insulted that planning our wedding is considered ‘torture’.” “You know
that’s not what I meant,” Trixie assured him. She reached over and rubbed his
arm. “Jim, you know I love you more than
anything. Once the holiday craziness is over, we’ll sit down and pick a
date.” She glanced over at the five pairs of eyes intently watching them, and
then added, “By ourselves.” Jim remained
silent, his shamrock-colored eyes focusing on his place setting. Trixie hooked
her arm through Jim’s and rested her head on his shoulder. “Please, Jim,” she
whispered plaintively. “You promised you wouldn’t push.” After the
longest five seconds ever recorded in history, Jim nodded. “You’re right; I
did.” His irritated expression softened as he looked pleadingly into her
bright blue eyes. “Just please don’t make me wait too long, okay?” “I won’t,”
Trixie promised, brushing back a thatch of red hair from Jim’s forehead. She
tried to ignore the nagging thought that she’d made that same promise a
hundred times in the past couple months. Dan cleared his
throat nervously. “I have an idea. Since it’s New Year’s Eve, how about we
each announce our plans for the coming year?” “Sure,” Brian
agreed eagerly. “I have some news that I’ve been saving.” Honey arched a
delicate eyebrow. “Is that so? I don’t know about the others, but I’m anxious to hear this juicy bit of
information.” “He’ll get his
chance,” Dan interjected quickly. “But since it was my idea, I get to go
first.” “Since you’re
so excited, go ahead, Dan,” Di told him. Dan grinned at
his friends. “I gave Captain Lawrence my resignation; I’m moving back to
Sleepyside.” There was a
collective gasp at the Bob-Whites’ table. Mart was the first to recover. “Since when?” he asked. “Since three
hours ago,” Dan replied sheepishly. Honey’s eyes
were wide with surprise. “What are you going to do now?” “Get another
job,” was Dan’s matter-of-fact response. “Know of any police departments that
are hard up for help?” “Are you
kidding?” Trixie exclaimed. “Spider’s told me a million times that he wishes
you’d get sick of the NYPD and come back to Sleepyside. He’ll hire you in a
second!” “And if by some
fluke he doesn’t, I’m thinking about getting some security guards for the
school,” Jim mentioned. “I’d love to have you at Ten Acres.” The law
enforcement officer in Dan took over, and he focused his attention on Jim.
“Is something going on at the school?” “You can’t be
too cautious,” Jim simply said. “Okay, Doc, what’s your news?” “As of January
twenty-eighth, my residency’s over,” Brian announced proudly. “I’ll be back
in Sleepyside fulltime, too.” “Oh, Brian!”
Honey gasped, throwing her arms around her boyfriend’s neck. “That’s
wonderful!” “Excellent news, Bri,” Mart congratulated.
“So, will you be setting up shop in town?” “Dr. Ferris has
asked me to join his practice,” Brian explained. “He’s getting older, you
know, and plans to retire once his patients feel comfortable with me.” “And does this
mean you’ll be on call twenty-four hours a day for the school?” Jim
questioned hopefully. “It sure does,”
Brian answered. “And are you
planning to make another big announcement soon?” Trixie’s eyes shifted from
her oldest brother to her best friend. “An announcement involving a diamond
ring, perhaps?” “Miss Pot,
didn’t you just ask Mr. Kettle to mind his own business?” Brian reminded her
jokingly. “It’s different when I’m the one who’s meddling,” Trixie replied with an indignant
sniff. Brian chuckled
good-naturedly. “Funny how that works. So, does anyone else have any exciting
news to share?” “I do,” Jim
answered. “Well, actually Ten Acres Academy does. The plans for the expansion
have been drawn up, and a new learning center, complete with a library and
computer room, should be completed this spring.” “The Shannequa
Montage Library?” Trixie inquired, somehow managing to keep a straight face. Jim coughed
loudly. “Actually, that would be the Montage of Learning Library, Trix.” “Why are you
giving it that crazy name?” Dan questioned skeptically. “It’s a long
story, and one I’m not particularly eager to share,” Jim hedged. “So, who’s
next? Trixie? Honey? Belden Juniors?” Mart and Diana
exchanged a look. Mart opened his mouth to speak, but Di shook her head
slightly in a successful effort to silence her husband. “No exciting
news for us,” Di supplied quickly. “Unless you count our plans to paint the
guest bathroom next weekend, that is.” Trixie studied
the pair curiously, her detective instincts rising to the surface. Di’s next statement interrupted her
examination. “Anything new
on the horizon for the Belden-Wheeler Detective Agency?” “We just
wrapped up a big case,” Honey told them proudly. “And we’ve got a few small
cases to tide us over for a while.” “And thank
goodness, none of them involve Ms. Martin filing a missing persons report for
her cat, Mr. Winky,” Trixie added with a giggle, referring to one of the
agency’s “infamous” first cases. “Otherwise,
life is pretty boring,” Honey commented. She glanced shyly at Brian, hooking
her arm through his. “However, I’m hoping things will get more exciting once
Brian moves back to town.” “That’s Brian,
Mr. Excitement,” Mart said with a wink. “With all the Bob-Whites back in
Sleepyside, it’ll be just like old times. Why, we’ll have to clean up the old
clubhouse and start having meetings again.” Honey’s hazel
eyes sparkled with excitement. “Wouldn’t it be nice to have a fundraiser,
just like we used to? I haven’t had that much fun in ages.” “Maybe we could
raise some money for the school?” Dan suggested. “We could use it to take the
kids on a trip.” “Are you
volunteering to chaperone?” Jim inquired jokingly. Dan shrugged
his shoulders. “If you need me to. You know I’ve got a soft spot for troubled
kids. Helping out at the school was one of the reasons I always wanted to
come back home.” “That’ll be
great, Dan,” Jim told him with a warm smile. “It sounds like
this year is going to be full of surprises,” Di said. Mart peeked at
his watch. “Well, it’s not time for the ball to drop yet. We still have a
little over an hour.” “Gives me just
enough time to scope out a pretty girl to kiss at the stroke of midnight,”
Dan remarked with a devastating grin. He stood up and saluted those still
seated. “I shall return, but in case I don’t… Well, don’t wait up for me.”
After a devilish wink, he walked away. Honey smiled as
she watched their single friend’s departure. Once he had gotten lost in the
crowded ballroom, she poked Brian with her elbow. “I sure wish somebody would
ask me to dance.” “Want me to ask
that guy over there in the powder-blue seventies tux if he thinks you’re
hot?” Brian offered. He grimaced as Honey punched his arm. “Oh! You wanted me to ask you!” “Correction.”
Honey folded her arms huffily. However, the twinkle in her wide,
amber-colored eyes belied her angry farce. “I used to want you to ask me to dance, until a minute ago. Now, I’d
rather dance with Seventies Man.” “Please?” Brian
cajoled contritely. “They’re playing our song.” As hard as she
tried, Honey could not keep a smile from tugging at her lips. “ ‘Rudolph the
Red-nosed Reindeer’ is our song?” In spite of the
pressure, Brian didn’t bat an eye. “Of course it is. Don’t you remember when
we decided that?” “I must’ve been
asleep during that discussion,” Honey responded with a laugh. She stood up
and held out her hand to her boyfriend. “But I’ll take your word for it.
C’mon, Rudy, let’s hit the dance floor.” “How about we
show those amateurs the right way to waltz?” Mart asked Diana, putting an arm
around her slender shoulders. A sly smile
parted Di’s full lips. “Actually Mart, I was thinking that it was a shame
that Mummy is over there talking instead of dancing. She’s so light on her
feet, you know. And although poor Daddy tries to keep up with her, he steps
on her toes more than he does the floor. He’s not nearly as nimble as you
are, love.” “Why do I have
the feeling that the other shoe is about to drop?” Mart inquired skeptically.
Di’s smile turned coy as she continued. “Mummy always enjoys dancing with you so much, sweetheart, so could you
please ask her? Just for a few songs…” “I suppose I could,” Mart answered a bit
hesitantly. “But you’ll cut in before the clock strikes midnight, right?” “Of course,
darling.” Di cupped her husband’s rugged cheek, caressing his jaw line with
her thumb. “ ‘Cuz I
wouldn’t want to have to kiss your mom when it’s officially the New Year,”
Mart continued, his blue eyes pleading. “Not that she’s not a lovely lady,
but your dad’s kind of gargantuan, and if he sits on me—” Di leaned
closer to him, allowing her ample cleavage to brush against his arm. “I
definitely want to be kissing you
at midnight,” she whispered, quite aware of the fact that she was blowing in
her husband’s ear in a seductive manner. “And when we get home, we’ll ring in
the New Year properly.” “What if I want
to ring it in improperly?” Mart
inquired with a devilish smile. “Your wish is
my command,” Di purred, fluttering her thick, sooty lashes flirtatiously. A loud clearing
of the throat coming from Trixie’s general vicinity caused the two lovers to
cease their conversation. “Excuse me, but could you two please stop with the
sexual innuendos?” Trixie wrinkled her nose in disgust. “It doesn’t take a
rocket scientist to figure out what you’re really implying, and frankly, your
euphemisms are making me kind of queasy.” Mart stood up
and puffed out his chest. “I’m going, but for the record, it isn’t because
you asked me to; I’m merely consenting to my bewitching bride’s request to
‘trip the light fantastic’ with her beauteous maternal forebear.” He paused
his oration long enough to blow a kiss at his wife. “I’ll ‘innuendo’ with you
later.” And with a gallant bow, he was off to find Carolyn Lynch. “Good grief,”
Trixie groaned. “You two are disgusting. You make rabbits look celibate.” “Don’t knock it
till you’ve tried it,” Di said with a wink. Jim suddenly
developed a nasty cough. “I’m still here, Di,” he managed between hacks. “And
do I need to remind you that I’m easily embarrassed when you girls start
talking about bow-chicka-wow-wow stuff?” “Then go away,”
Di retorted. Her bottom lip distended in a pretty pout. “Seriously, why don’t
you go over there and rescue your poor mother? She’s trapped at that table
with your father and his business associates, and she looks like she’s ready
to die from boredom.” “If I didn’t
know better, I’d think you were trying to get rid of me,” Jim commented with
a raise of his ginger brows. “Of course I’m
trying to get rid of you,” Diana openly admitted. “I already told you to go
away. What more do you need to hear? Now be a good boy and entertain your
mother before I go into intimate details about my last menstrual cycle.” Jim’s brows
immediately went downward. “You wouldn’t.” “Try me,” Di
challenged, grinning wickedly. “I’m quite willing to discuss this topic at
length, if I have to. Flow, consistency, longevity, mood swings, cramps—” “You win!” Jim hopped
up from the table, his freckled hands covering his delicate ears. “Once I’m
out of hearing range, you may proceed with your discussion of your tampons
with wings.” “Don’t be gone
too long,” Trixie told him as he made his escape. “That was easy
enough,” Di stated smugly. Trixie giggled.
“I’ll have to remember that trick. It may come in handy someday.” “The key is not
to overuse it,” Di instructed. “Menstrual warfare is a powerful weapon, and
should be wielded wisely. It’s only to be used in life and death situations.” “Such as?” “Such as when
you’re in dire need of a Butterfinger Blizzard from Dairy Queen at two
o’clock in the morning and there’s a foot of snow outside,” Di confessed. “You’re
positively evil. And I love you for it.” Trixie looked at her sister-in-law
with renewed respect. “I just have one more question.” “Shoot.” “Why were you
so anxious to get rid of everyone?” Trixie queried. Di assumed her
most angelic expression. “I just thought it would be fun to have a little
girl talk with my favorite sister-in-law,” she answered, flipping her
blue-black hair off her shoulders. “Okay,” Trixie
replied gamely. “What do you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t
know,” Di said in an offhand manner. “The usual stuff, I suppose. The latest
gossip, the New Year’s shindig at Crabapple Farm tomorrow, why you won’t
decide on a wedding date…” “A-ha!” Trixie
exclaimed, her right index finger pointed upward in triumph. “I knew you were up to something!” “Don’t even try
to change the subject, missy,” Di ordered sternly. “Just answer the
question.” Trixie scowled
at her sister-in-law. “Jane Morgan’s having an affair with her boss, the
shindig should be fun, and none of your business. Does that take care of
everything?” “Nice try,
Trixie, but unfortunately, I learned how to meddle from the master.” Di
paused briefly, and then added, “You.” With a defiant
squaring of her shoulders, Trixie turned her face the other way so she
wouldn’t have to look Diana in the eye. “You can’t keep
avoiding this topic forever, you know,” Di continued. “Sooner or later,
you’re going to have to make a
decision, Trix. Unless you plan on stringing Jim along forever, that is.” With a gasp,
Trixie whipped her head back around to glare at Di. “I am not stringing him along.” “Then why
haven’t you picked a date?” Di challenged. “You know how much being married
and having a family of his own means to Jim.” “Jim doesn’t—” “Don’t expect
me to believe that crap about Jim not being anxious,” Di interrupted with a
shake of her head. “If you told Jim you wanted to get married tomorrow, he’d
walk barefoot up a mountain of broken glass all the way to the chapel,
carrying you in his arms. Why don’t you give the guy a break?” Trixie released
a labored sigh and rolled her eyes in exasperation. “Surely you
aren’t procrastinating because you don’t want to plan the wedding?” Di asked,
one ebony brow arched inquisitively. “Of course
not,” Trixie responded wearily. “I mean, I’m not clicking my heels at the
prospect of handling all those annoying details, but I’ll deal with it.
Besides, some fancy-schmancy wedding planner will take care of most it. After
the hectic holiday season is over, we’ll work something out.” “I know you’re
just using that ‘hectic holiday’ junk as an excuse,” Di stated evenly. “Once
New Year’s is over, there’ll be Valentine’s Day. After that, it’ll be
Groundhog Day, then Easter, and then Daylight Savings time. Eventually you’re
going to run out of special occasions.” Trixie remained
silent, allowing her scowl to do her talking for her. Di carefully
studied her friend through narrowed eyes. “I certainly hope you’re not doing
this to get back at Jim for getting engaged to Amanda.” “I can’t
believe you’d say that, Diana Belden!” Trixie hissed angrily. “Do you think
I’m a cold-hearted wench?” “I don’t know what to think,” Di said honestly, her
hands raised in resignation. “There has to be some reason you’ve refused to broach the subject. You may be the
one with the private investigator’s license, but I’m a pretty good detective, too, when it comes to matters of the
heart.” Trixie stared
down at her hands, wishing her sister-in-law wasn’t so perceptive. She hoped
if she waited long enough, Diana would give up and change the subject.
However, she had no such luck; Di’s violet gaze remained firmly fixed upon
her, a sure sign that she would stubbornly wait for Trixie’s response as long
as it took. After a long
pause, Trixie finally mumbled, “You wouldn’t understand.” “You don’t know
that,” Di gently assured her. “And even if I don’t understand, I can still
listen.” Trixie looked
up, her china blue eyes brimming with unshed tears. “What would you understand about being insecure,
Miss Sleepyside Junior-Senior Homecoming Queen?” Di laughed
bitterly. “Trixie, I fight insecurities every day of my life.” Trixie snorted
in disbelief. “Yeah, right. Why would you
be insecure? You had everything: your family was loaded, you were the
prettiest girl in town, all the boys were ga-ga about you, especially
Mart...” Diana’s
expression grew somber as her mind traveled to a time in the not-so-distant
past. “That stuff didn’t help me feel more confident, Trixie. It only made me
feel more pressured to be perfect. Why do you think I screwed up in all those
plays I did in school?” “I just thought
you forgot your lines,” Trixie admitted, her tone expressing mild surprise.
“I had no idea you were self-conscious.” “Well, I was,”
Di told her. “I knew that everyone believed I got the leads in all the school
plays because of my looks.” “Not everyone.”
Trixie reached over and squeezed Di’s hand. “All right,
everyone but the Bob-Whites,” Di
amended with a hint of a snort. “You know that’s what Jane Morgan and all her
friends said.” Trixie merely
smiled in response. “See, deep down
you know I’m right.” Di’s lips split into a smile of her own, but strangely
it wasn’t bitter; she looked positively contented. “But I finally got to the
point where their opinions didn’t matter so much. I learned to like myself.” “How were you
able to do that?” Trixie inquired, her voice full of wonder. “The love of a
good man.” Di searched across the
crowded room until her gaze fell upon her husband. Without saying a word, her
affectionate expression spoke multitudes. “Mart encouraged me to start seeing
myself through his eyes. When I tried it, I actually liked what I saw.” “So Mart built
up your self-esteem?” Diana shrugged.
“He helped, but gaining more confidence was something that I had to do
myself; Mart only started the process. I finally decided if a wonderful man
like Mart worshiped the ground I walked on, I had to have something going for me.” “You have a lot going for you, Di,” Trixie said
with a snicker. “And so do you,
my friend,” Di countered, her voice quiet but sure. When Trixie
remained silent, Di continued. “You know, Trix, Jim could have any woman he
wanted. He’s handsome, rich, and a nice guy to boot. You weren’t exaggerating
earlier when you called him Sleepyside’s Most Eligible Bachelor; he was one
of the country’s most eligible
bachelors before he got engaged.” “I know all
that,” Trixie confirmed, her tone sharp. “He deserves some gorgeous
model-type, not a short, stubby, clumsy detective.” “He was engaged
to a gorgeous model-type,” Di reminded her gently, “and he dumped her for the
short, stubby detective.” Trixie frowned
grumpily. “You forgot clumsy.” “Regardless, if
you’re clumsy or not,” Di hedged with a cheeky grin, “he dumped Amanda and
chose you.” She leaned closer to her sister-in-law, and added in a fervent
whisper, “He chose you, Trix. Don’t
you know how much he loves you?” “Sort of,”
Trixie whispered in her quietest voice. Realization finally dawned upon Diana. “Is this why you
haven’t set a wedding day?” Trixie sighed
heavily as she wiped a tear that was trickling down her cheek. “No! I know
Jim loves me. It’s just that…” She groaned in frustration, clutching a
fistful of sandy curls in her right hand. “Never mind. I tried to talk to
Honey about this and she didn’t understand, so you probably won’t either.” “Try me.” Di’s
kind eyes beseeched Trixie to share her burden. Finding comfort
in those violet orbs, Trixie relented. “I’m feeling a lot of pressure about
the wedding,” she whispered. “What kind of
pressure?” Di prompted. “Surely Jim isn’t pressuring—” “It’s not Jim
that’s pressuring me,” Trixie assured with a shake of her head. “It’s being
Jim’s wife.” Di furrowed her
brow inquisitively. “What do you mean by that?” After Trixie
gulped back the lump that had risen in her throat, she choked out, “The truth
is, Di, that I’m scared to death of embarrassing Jim. You know our wedding
will be attended by every gossip columnist in New York.” “Oh, Trixie.”
Di drew back in surprise, her almond-shaped eyes filled with sympathy. “Why
would you worry about a thing like that?” Trixie snorted
loudly. “If you haven’t noticed, Di, I have a slight problem with staying
upright, especially when I’m all gussied up. On a normal day, I trip over
air, but put a dress on me and I’m guaranteed to fall flat on my face without
even moving my feet. I have visions of wiping out the whole front row on the
groom’s side as I plunge headfirst up the aisle. Someone will probably be
videotaping, and they’ll send it to ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’.” “Oh, Trixie,”
Di repeated sadly. “Is this why you’ve been acting so strangely about the
wedding? Are you scared you’ll create a scene?”” Trixie nodded
glumly. “I’d rather die than humiliate Jim.” “Sweetie, he
wouldn’t care if you wore a chicken suit and did somersaults up the aisle,”
Di said with a laugh. “Of course, that might guarantee you a spot on America’s Funniest Home Videos…” “That’s not
funny,” Trixie interrupted, failing to hide a smile. “I could cause serious
problems by simply doing what I do best… leaving a path of utter destruction
behind me.” “Trixie, even
if you do fall and land in the lap
of one of Mrs. Wheeler’s snooty English relatives, so what? It won’t be the
end of the world.” “Don’t you know
how serious this is, Di?” Trixie protested. “What if Jim eventually gets sick
of me always putting my foot in my mouth instead of keeping it on the ground
where it belongs? What if he decides that he doesn’t love me anymore?” She
halted her speech momentarily to wipe another tear, and then added in a
barely audible voice, “What if he decides that he should’ve married Amanda
instead of me?” Di deftly rose
from her spot across the table and sat back down in the seat beside Trixie.
“Oh, sweetie, that’ll never happen. Jim loves you, all of you, the bad along with the good. And when a man like Jim
gives you his heart, he never asks for it back. He believes in a forever kind
of love, just like Win and Katie had, and Nell and James. He found that kind
of love with you.” “Do you really
believe that?” Trixie’s voice was soft, but her tone was hopeful. “With all my
heart.” Di squeezed her hand in an effort to offer some reassurance. “Trixie,
when a man looks at the woman he loves, he sees perfection. Sure, she may
have faults, but when you truly care for someone, those flaws aren’t
important. You see, he’s looking through eyes of love, and those eyes aren’t
nearly so critical.” Di giggled
suddenly. “Do you want to hear something funny?” Trixie nodded. “A few weeks ago, Mart and I were having
dinner with my family. Gracie announced that she’d gotten the lead in a play
at school, and Larry and Terry mentioned that historical play we did in fifth
grade. Do you remember it?” “Are you
talking about the one where you called Benedict Arnold ‘Arnold Benedict’ from
beginning to end?” Trixie asked with a sheepish grin. “That’s the
one,” Di said, laughing. “I knew I should’ve burned that old video somebody gave
Mummy and Daddy years ago. Anyway, Mart commented what a wonderful actress
I’d been in that production. Larry interrupted and asked him if he was sure
Mart was talking about the same play.” Trixie chuckled
ruefully. “Poor Mart.” “He kept
arguing that I should’ve won an award for my stellar performance,” Di added
in amusement. She paused for a moment, her large eyes wistful. “He really was
sweet.” “Are you sure
he didn’t forget what really happened?” Trixie couldn’t resist asking. Di shook her head. “It wasn’t like he forgot the entire
play. He perfectly described the costume I was wearing, down to the red bow
in my hair. And he honestly didn’t remember how I turned our dramatic
presentation of the founding of our country into a comedy.” “How do you
know he wasn’t just sucking up to you?” Trixie arched one brow critically.
“Mart never forgets anything with that photographic memory of his.” “No, Mart
remembered the situation exactly how he saw it.” Diana glanced back over at
her stocky husband who was still patiently waltzing around the ballroom with
his mother-in-law. “The truth is, he loves me. He really loves me, Trixie. And true love overlooks a multitude of
faults.” Trixie furrowed
her brow as she pondered Di’s words. “So you’re saying that since Jim loves
me, he might not remember all the times I’ve fallen on my face?” “That’s what
I’m saying. And even if he does
remember every single one of your most embarrassing moments, he obviously
isn’t bothered by them.” “I don’t know,
Di…” Trixie began doubtfully. Diana looked up
as Mart approached the table. She gave Trixie a sly smile. “I’ll prove it to
you.” Her smile became bewitching as she focused her full attention on her
husband. “Ready to show
these people how to dance?” Mart asked hopefully. “I’d love to,
sweetheart,” Di answered in her huskiest voice. “But first, could you answer
a question for me?” “Sure,” Mart
agreed with a shrug. “Trixie and I
were just talking about the old days, and the subject of our freshman play
came up,” Di explained matter-of-factly. Mart nodded. “I
remember it like it was yesterday. You were the loveliest and most talented
lady to ever portray Juliet Capulet in the history of the theater.” “You’re so
sweet,” Di replied with a flutter of her long lashes. “But you’re too good to
me, darling. Don’t you remember how I messed up our final dress rehearsal?
You were there.” Trixie narrowed
her eyes for a millisecond as she tried to recall the event about which Diana
was speaking. Once she remembered, she had to stifle a hoot. Mart, however,
still wore a puzzled expression. “It was during
the balcony scene,” Di reminded him. “I thought for sure Miss Darcy would
replace me after I messed up that line so terribly.” Mart scratched
his chin. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Di.” “What do you remember?” Di prompted. “The play
opened on Valentine’s Day, so the final dress rehearsal was on February
thirteenth,” Mart began. “During the balcony scene, you were wearing that
velvet dress that Peter Ashbury had stolen. The long, red one with the fancy
lace on it. You had your hair pulled up, and several curly tendrils framed
your face. I remember that the spotlight shone behind you, making the gold
thingie in your hair sparkle like a halo. You looked like an angel up there,
and I don’t think you’d ever looked more beautiful. Jamie Kenworthy was
Romeo, and when he kissed you, I wanted to punch him in the nose. Paul
Victors played Tybalt, and he almost tripped on one of the trees Jim made—” “Okay,” Trixie
interrupted hastily. “It’s obvious you have a clear recollection of that
night. But don’t you remember that line she flubbed? She messed it up
constantly during rehearsals, but never as bad as that night. Some of the
stagehands teased her horribly the next day at school.” “Sorry, but I
don’t know what you’re talking about,” Mart conceded, shrugging his shoulders
in resignation. Trixie flipped
her hands up in disbelief. “I can’t believe you don’t remember!” She groaned
disgustedly. “ ‘Good night, good night! Farting
is such sweet sorrow! You really don’t remember?!” “Di didn’t say
that,” Mart argued stubbornly. “Unfortunately,
I did,” Di informed him with a giggle as she took his hand. “You’d better
believe I was careful when I said that line on opening night. That would’ve
been worse than ‘Arnold Benedict’.” Mart shook his
head quizzically. “I’m drawing a complete blank. Of course, I still can’t remember ‘Arnold
Benedict’.” “Never mind,
love,” Di told him, placing a kiss on his hand. “You two are truly
disgusting,” Trixie declared with a shake of her head. Di suddenly covered her mouth and hacked a cough worthy of
an Oscar nomination, immediately drawing her husband’s concern. “Are you okay,
Di?” he asked, placing a hand on her shoulder. Once she caught
her breath, Di responded. “I’m fine. I just have a tickle in my throat. Would
you please get me some punch? I’m sure that would help.” “Of course,
kitten.” Mart studied his wife carefully, worry evident in his own eyes. Once
he was sure she was okay, he left to find Di something to drink. Once Mart was
out of hearing distance, Diana turned back to Trixie, a smug grin on her
face. “What do you think now?” Trixie
snickered. “I think you really do
deserve an Oscar. You’re a much better actress than everyone thought.” “Not about
that,” Di argued. “What do you think about Mart?” “I think he’s
whipped,” Trixie muttered. “He’s not
whipped, just madly in love,” Di countered. “And Jim loves you just as much.
Nothing could ever change that. If you’d give him half a chance, he’d prove
it to you.” “I want to
believe you, but—” “Look at
yourself through Jim’s eyes,” Di interrupted, whispering earnestly. “I know
you’d like what you’d see.” Trixie nodded,
as she tried to sort through the whirlwind of thoughts swirling in her mind.
Before she could respond aloud, Mart returned to their table, punch in hand.
Diana stood up gracefully, smoothing the skirt of her silver beaded dress. “Here’s you
something to drink, sweetheart.” Mart held out the small crystal glass to his
wife, who eagerly accepted it. After taking a tiny sip, she set it back on
the table and then hooked her arm through her husband’s elbow. “Are you ready
to try out that fancy footwork on me?” Di inquired, smiling flirtatiously at
her husband. “Ready,
willing, and able,” Mart murmured. The pair wandered to the dance floor,
leaving Trixie alone to mull. Once by
herself, a fierce match of tug-of-war waged in Trixie’s mind. On one side,
all her insecurities fought to pull her down and trap her in the web of
uncertainty. On the other, the hope that Diana correctly assumed Jim loved
her unconditionally battled for victory. In the middle of the opponents, a
miry pit of indecision waited for the loser.
A husky voice
drew her out of her contemplations. “It’s a quarter till midnight, Shamus.
How ‘bout we start the New Year right on the dance floor?” Trixie mustered
a smile as she attempted to squelch her unsettling thoughts. “I’d love to,”
she responded, her voice wavering slightly. However, as she began to rise
from her chair, the heel of her shoe caught in the hem of her dress. Wobbling
precariously, a strong pair of freckled hands quickly steadied her and kept
her from falling. “Are you okay?”
Jim asked. Trixie closed
her eyes tightly, silently cursing the ironic twist of fate. “I’m fine.” He wrapped an
arm securely around her waist. “I think I’ll just hold onto you for
safekeeping,” he teased with a twinkle in his eyes. “Are you sure
you want to do that?” Trixie questioned ruefully, her pride stinging. “As
klutzy as I am, I’d probably take you down with me.” “Well, if we
could land on the floor in a tangled heap, that’d be okay with me,” he joked
with a mischievous grin. Once they found
an empty spot on the dance floor, Trixie enveloped herself in his sheltering
embrace in an effort to appease her worries. Unfortunately, they refused to
be silenced. “Jim?” she began in a soft voice. “Trixie?” Jim
grinned in that charming, lopsided manner of his. “Do you ever get sick of me?” Her voice was barely
audible. “Sick of you?”
Jim repeated in disbelief. “What’re you talking about?” Trixie exhaled
loudly. “Don’t you get sick of my clumsiness? You always have to pluck my
klutzy butt off the floor.” “Of course not.
After all, it’s such a cute butt…” He playfully brushed his hand against the
backside in question. “I’m serious,
Jim,” she replied sharply. “Do you ever wish I was more graceful… like…?” “Like what?” he
urged. Trixie took a
deep breath, and then hastily blurted, “Do you ever wish I was more like
Amanda?” Jim inhaled
sharply. His green eyes hardened into shards of jade as he attempted to
comprehend exactly what his fiancée had asked. “What did you say?” The palms of
Trixie’s palms prickled as she tried to squirm away from Jim’s intense glare.
“Do you ever wish I was more like Amanda?” she repeated softly. “She was so
classy and graceful and tactful. So… not like me.” Jim shook his
head, his mouth agape. “Trixie, I can’t believe you’d ask me that.” “Just answer
the question,” she urged, her shoulders squared defiantly. A scowl marred
his ruggedly handsome features. “Trixie, I give you my word of honor that I
have never wished you more like
Amanda in any way. To me, you’re
perfect. Perfectly perfect, as Honey
would say.” “But what if I
pull a typical ‘Trixie’ during our wedding?” she asked mournfully. “While I’m
walking towards you, my feet could get tangled up in that white thing the
ushers roll out for the bride to walk on, and then I could land in an undignified
heap in the middle of the aisle with flower petals stuck to my face. What
then?” In spite of
Trixie’s state of mental anguish, Jim couldn’t help but chuckle. “You’ve
obviously spent a lot of time thinking about this, haven’t you?” “It’s not funny,
Jim!” she stormed. “What I’ve suggested isn’t crazy, considering I’ve done it
a million times before.” Jim merely
shrugged, and it was obvious he was still amused. “Well, if you fall down,
I’ll just help you up, pluck the flower petals from your face, and tell the
minister to get on with it so I can have my evil way with you on our
honeymoon.” “Jim!” Trixie’s
lips pinched in irritation. “Don’t you understand? I could do something at
our wedding that would humiliate you for the rest of your life. Are you sure
that won’t cause you to hate me?” If she hadn’t
looked so fearful, Jim probably would’ve laughed again. Instead, he leaned
down to kiss her forehead. “Shamus, do you remember what happened at Tom and
Celia’s wedding?” “Of course I
do,” she snapped. “It’s one of the reasons I have nightmares of tripping face
first into our wedding cake. Like a goon, I got my heel stuck in my hem, just
like I did five minutes ago, and landed on my head in front of the staircase
at Manor House. Brian and Mart stood there arguing about whose unpleasant
task it would be to help me up, when you—” “When I reached down to pick you up,” Jim
supplied. She nodded, her
china blue eyes welling with tears of embarrassment at the memory. “Yes.” “And who helped
you up that time we collided in the hallway of Manor House?” “You did,”
Trixie replied quietly. “And do you
remember when you fell in the snowbank—” “Technically, that wasn’t my fault,”
she interjected hastily. “I was pushed.” “True,” Jim
conceded, grinning, “but I did help
you up. And do you recall when we were looking for Uncle Andrew’s lost sheep
at Happy Valley and you fell in the ravine? Who scrambled down that creek bed
to set you upright?” “Well, you did,
but Brian helped…” she pointed out. “And there was also
that time you interrupted me while I was studying in the clubhouse, and you
tripped on the uneven planked floor.” “You didn’t
help me up that time,” Trixie informed him, pouting petulantly. “I got up
myself, thank you very much.” “Only because you
didn’t give me the chance,” Jim remarked with exaggerated disappointment. “I
had hurried over to the doorway, but you were already on your feet.” Trixie’s cheeks
flamed a crimson red as she recalled the many times she had shown her lack of
grace. “Jim, you’re not helping. Someone who’s obviously out of her freakin’
mind had given me the impression that you would’ve forgotten about all these
embarrassing incidents by now, but apparently you have them all catalogued in
alphabetical order somewhere.” “You’re not
listening to what I’m trying to say,” Jim told her, giving her a gentle
shake. He looked down into her stormy blue eyes, his own emerald-colored eyes
hazy with emotion. “Trixie, if
there’s one thing you should’ve learned by now, it’s that I’ll always be there to pick you up when
you fall,” he continued fondly. “That’s
reassuring,” she said with a hint of sarcasm. “I’m glad you’ll be on standby
the next time I wipe out.” Jim sighed
wearily, shaking his head in irritation. “Trixie, you still aren’t
listening.” “I’m sorry, but
I can’t—” Jim impatiently
placed his index finger on top of Trixie’s lips in an effort to silence her.
“Just hush up and listen for once,” he commanded, his tone firm but gentle.
“Beatrix Belden, during our wedding you may tumble down the aisle and plunge
into the piano player’s lap, but there’s one place you’re certain to never fall from.” “Where’s that?”
“The pedestal
of my heart,” Jim responded earnestly. “You’re planted there, and nothing
could ever make you budge. No matter how clumsy you think you are, no matter
what you say, no matter what you do, you’re firmly fixed in my heart, and I
couldn’t move you even if I tried.” Although some
might deem his sentiment disgustingly mushy, Trixie did not. His words were
heartfelt, and the expression on his face personified the purest love a man
could have for a woman. In that instant, all her insecurities began melting
away and were replaced by confidence in Jim’s feelings for her. He loves me, Trixie pondered
wonderingly. He really, really loves
me! Her heart skipped a beat as she reveled in the newfound feeling of
liberation from her concerns. “You really love me,” she murmured aloud. “You’re just
now figuring this out?” Jim snorted. “Trixie, I’ve been madly in love with you
since I first met you in Uncle James’ living room. The minute you tossed
those sandy curls and gave me an indignant sniff, I was hooked.” “I didn’t toss
and sniff,” Trixie argued, a smile belying her tone. “Yes, you did.”
Jim gazed down fondly at her while he brushed a stray ringlet from the middle
of her forehead. “Even though I was pointing a gun at you, you told me hotly
that I didn’t have any business in your neighbor’s house. I may not have shot
you, but cupid’s arrow got me right in the heart. I instantly fell head over
heels in love with you, Shamus.” He gave her a sheepish grin. “We Frayne men
are suckers for spunky blondes, you know.” “And what if
another blonde tries to sucker you?” Trixie queried anxiously. He shook his
head. “It’s simply not possible; Frayne men mate for life. We love with our
whole hearts; that’s the only way we know how to do it. Why do you think
Uncle James went so wacky after Aunt Nell’s death?” “I never really
thought about it,” she whispered. “He was grieving himself to death because life wasn’t
worth living without his bride.” Jim paused briefly to stroke Trixie’s cheek.
“That’s how I plan on loving you the instant you become my wife… fervently
and completely, till death do we part. And I guarantee that the words ‘I love
Trixie Frayne’ will be my final words as I exit this world and enter the
next.” Trixie smiled
up at him while she digested his words. Her heart began pounding wildly
against her chest and her hands were trembling so badly that she was afraid
they were like jackhammers on Jim’s back. “So, now that
I’ve shown you how corny I can be, why don’t we talk about something else?”
Jim suggested with the grin that made her knees knock. “When should I pick
you up for the luncheon at Crabapple Farm tomorrow?” “July,” she
blurted out hastily. Jim cocked a
skeptical ginger brow. “I’m pretty sure lunch will be over by then, Trix.
Maybe I should pick you up sometime tomorrow morning?” She shook her
head, a newfound peace softening her pinched features. “You don’t understand;
I’m not talking about lunch. I’ve decided when I want to marry you— July
seventh, the day—” “The day we
met,” Jim choked out in amazement. “Exactly!”
Trixie exclaimed, her eyes shining. “That day had such a huge impact on both
of our lives. I can’t think of any better day for us to get married.” She
paused momentarily to study her future husband’s face. She had expected him
to agree immediately and was shocked by his silence. “You’re not saying
anything. Is something wrong?” Shocked, Jim stopped
swaying to the beat of the music and stood still in the middle of the
ballroom. He finally managed to shake his head to signify a negative
response. “But you’re not
saying anything,” she commented nervously. “Is that day all right with you?
If it’s not, I can pick another one…” “No,” was all
he could say. “Jim?” Trixie
tugged on his arm to draw him out of his stupor. “Why aren’t you saying
anything? What’s wrong? Please talk to me!” Abruptly, Jim lifted
her off her feet and swung her around in a circle. “Absolutely nothing!” he
exalted. “I’ve never been happier in my entire life.” Trixie sighed
in relief. “Good. I worried for a minute that you were going into shock. I
was about to yell for Brian.” “I’m okay,” he assured her, putting her feet
back on the ground. “But first promise me that I didn’t pressure you into
making this decision. Do you really
want to get married on July seventh?” She nodded
happily, a broad grin deepening the dimples on either side of her mouth. “I
do.” She giggled suddenly. “I guess I’d better start practicing that since
we’ll be saying it for real in a little over six months.” “Six months…”
he repeated, still reeling with surprise. “That’s not too
soon, is it?” She looked up at him, concern wrinkling her brow. “I guess we
could wait until next year—” “No!” Jim
interjected quickly. “It’s not too soon. It’s perfect.” Trixie nodded,
her eyes brimming with joyful tears. “It will
be perfect. Even if I trip and land on the flower girl, it’ll still be the
best day of my life because I’ll finally be Mrs. James Winthrop Frayne the
Second.” She sighed in contentment. “That sounds so good that I need to say
it again: Mrs. James Winthrop Frayne the Second.” “Do you know
what else sounds good?” Jim questioned, his eyes twinkling. “What?” “Mrs. Beatrix
Frayne,” he told her. Trixie cleared
her throat. “A-hem. Don’t you mean Mrs. Trixie
Frayne?” “Whatever your
heart desires.” He lowered his lips and sealed their agreement with a kiss. Suddenly, the
countdown for the New Year began, although the husky redhead and the petite
blonde in the middle of the dance floor didn’t seem to notice. All the other
celebrants in the country club began to chant, “Five, four, three, two, one!”
Once the ball had officially dropped, the orchestra played the traditional
New Year’s anthem, “Auld Lang Syne”. Throughout the crowded ballroom, people
began exchanging kisses and murmuring wishes for a happy New Year. In the
ballroom, one kiss in particular was full of promise. Neither even noticed
when a camera flashed nearby. After Jim breathlessly released his fiancée, he
leaned down and whispered huskily in her ear, “Thanks for starting the New
Year right.” “And thank you
for keeping me from falling.” Trixie looked up at him, her face full of love.
“I can’t wait to see what the New Year brings.” “Well, I hope
it brings some of this,” Jim murmured, leaning down to kiss her neck. “And a
little of this…” She giggled as
he began to nuzzle her ears. “What else?” “A whole lot of
this is an absolute must,” he declared solemnly before placing his mouth on
hers. “And what
else?” she inquired after the much-too-brief kiss had ended. “Well, after
July seventh, we’ll start doing this…” He leaned down to finish his sentence
in a very hushed tone. Trixie giggled,
a crimson heat creeping up her neck. “Did I say July seventh? I meant January seventh.” Jim grinned
down at her, tenderly brushing a lock of sandy hair behind her ear. “Nope, no
changing your mind now. My heart’s set on July seventh.” “Then July
seventh it is,” she said, the dimples on either side of her mouth deepening
as she smiled happily. “Happy New Year, Jim.” “Happy New Year
to you, too, Shamus.” Jim leaned down and kissed her forehead. “No matter
what the upcoming year brings, I’m glad I’ll be spending it with you.” “Me too,” she
whispered with a dreamy sigh. Once again, she
marveled at her contentment. Her china blue eyes looked up at Jim, and then searched
for the rest of her friends. They took on a new sparkle as Trixie wondered
what surprises the New Year would bring to their universe. The End (Well, at
least until the next morning…) Credits: This
story is CWP 2.3. The Required Elements are: pumpkin
bread (Trixie asks which Dan prefers, pumpkin or banana), Muzak (Brian
complains about the Muzak playing at the hospital), mislabeled gifts (Diana
mixing up her mom’s and Mart’s scrapbooks), daylight savings time (Di mentions
this), people mentioning when it’s appropriate to begin listening to
Christmas music (the BWGs’ opinions of this varied, but I side with Di J ), scrapbook (two are mentioned: one for
Mart and one for Carolyn Lynch), lipstick smudges (Trixie leaves one on Jim),
blizzard or snowstorm (If there had been one, Trixie would’ve strapped on
Honey’s CDs and escaped to the Farm), ice skates (the CDs were to be used as
these), trying to organize something big during the busy holiday season (Jim
and Trixie’s wedding, of course!), Where the Wild Things Are (Dan’s gift to
Tom and Celia’s daughter), and the carryover element: a new construction from
CWP 2.1 (Jim and Trixie’s new house). Thank
you to my marvelous editors, Steph H and Mal. You ladies rock! Mal, I’ll get
that check in the mail to your dentist ASAP. *wink* As I’ve
said before, New Year’s Day is my anniversary so it’s very special to me. I
always enjoy posting a sappy romantic comedy in honor of that occasion. The
song featured, “Let’s Start the New Year Right”, was written by Irving Berlin
and sung by the great Bing Crosby in the movie “Holiday Inn”. And yes, I
‘dore it, and I DID start the New Year right when I married my sweetie. Teen
Town is dress shop mentioned in the book #4. I know
Diana’s parents would have paid for her a new evening gown, but I really
liked the idea of her not depending upon their wealth. I don’t think she’d
forget her Bob-White values, so I see her pinching her pennies. Fred
Astaire and Ginger Rogers are a famous dancing pair. As a
matter of fact, using Biblical feasts and the times of Jewish taxing as a
guideline, the time of Jesus’ birth most likely occurred around September
fifteenth. So, if you want to sing carols around the middle of September,
knock yourself out. I know I do. J For the
record, nobody sings like Bing Crosby (sorry, Mark!). If I have a bad
headache, Bing’s version of “White Christmas” (is there any other version?)
always makes me feel better. Seriously! The mention
of the high-definition, wide-screen plasma television was an affectionate nod
to my hubby. And apparently, Mart’s affinity for such things runs in the
family… You’ll see what I mean later. *veg* Yes,
give a man a puppy or a baby to hold and he will become the hottest guy in town. Trust me. In “Why Do Falls Fall in Love?”, we learned that Trixie and Honey attended
college in Niagara Falls. This story will also explain the truth behind Mr.
Winky, as well as the scoop on Jim’s first fiancée, socialite Amanda
Woodward. For the
whole story about Dan quitting the NYPD, you can read “Wood-chopping
101: The Future”. For the
explanation of the Montage of Learning Library, read “The
Gumshoes”. Dairy
Queen does offer Butterfinger Blizzards, and for the record, they are the
best! In #4
we learn that Diana did indeed confuse “Benedict Arnold” with “Arnold
Benedict”. And yes, she did turn every serious play into a comedy. However,
as far as I could tell, no grade was mentioned, so I took liberties there. Yes, in
#29 Diana did star as Juliet Capulet in the freshman class production of Romeo
and Juliet, Jamie Kenworthy was Romeo, she did wear the velvet dress
described, Paul Victors did play Tybalt, Jim did make the scenery, and Diana
did screw up the balcony scene frequently. However, the account of the final
dress rehearsal wasn’t recorded in the book, so more liberties were taken,
such as the gold thingie in her hair and especially “Good night! Good night! Farting is such sweet sorrow.” “America’s
Funniest Home Videos” is a TV show featuring embarrassing/hilarious moments
caught on videotape. Although I haven’t watched that show in years, strangely
it found its way in TWO of my holiday stories. *perplexed look* I
couldn’t relate to Trixie very much in the books, but there was one trait we
shared— our horrible insecurity. I knew at some point her insecurities about
Amanda would resurface, so I hope I wrote this story believably and that you
can all understand why she procrastinated as she did. Diana’s
line about true love overlooking a multitude of faults paraphrases some very
true scripture references. And above all things have fervent charity among
yourselves: for charity shall cover the multitude of sins. 1 Peter 4:8 Thank
you to all the lovely Jixsters who helped me think of moments in the books
where Trixie was…err… less than graceful. Not all of those moments actually recorded Jim helping Trixie up; however, being the
gentleman that his is, it could be implied. *bg* Thank
you also to the lovely Jixsters who helped me decide upon July seventh as the
date Jim and Trixie met. I appreciated all of your input! What
surprises await this universe this coming year? Well, I have a few things up
my sleeve, the first of which begins the next
morning… |