Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

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Conclusion

 

 

 

 

 

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In Part Six, we learned that Trixie accepted a job offer from Ralph Keenan in Los Angeles, California.  Will she leave, or will someone convince her to stay? Please join us for the conclusion of our story.

 

Saturday, August 21

          “Let me carry that,” Brian ordered, reaching for Trixie’s large, carryon bag.

          “I already told Dad and Mart that I have it!” she snapped, swatting her oldest brother’s hand away.

          Brian whistled under his breath at her surly tone. “Yes, ma’am,” he replied in an overly solicitous voice.

          Trixie glared up at her much taller, older brother as she opened the back door of the Beldens’ mini-van. “You wanna piece of me?”

          No matter how hard he tried, Brian couldn’t stifle his chuckle, as he looked a foot down upon his much smaller sister. “Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” He couldn’t resist ruffling her hair, which he knew irritated her greatly.

Trixie merely gave her best indignant sniff and tossed her sandy curls. Deciding Brian wasn’t worthy of a response, she climbed into the middle spot of the middle seat and buckled her safety belt.

Realizing the precarious position into which he’d placed himself, Brian chortled and, passing up the spot beside Trixie in the middle seat, went to sit in the very back of the van.

          “My most laudable clansman, let me forewarn you to tread gently about our prepossessing xanthous-haired kinswoman,” Mart declared gallantly, claiming the spot by Trixie.  “Methinks Beatrix is feeling less than harmonious on the threshold of her departure.”

          Trixie turned to her right and cast a viperous glance at her middle brother. “Don’t start up with the fancy orating, Mart.  I thought you grew out of that. You know how it bugs me.”

          “Precisely, fair damsel. Vexing you is my ambition. If I have procured some amount of vitriolic suffusions in your being, I have accomplished my objective.”

          “Great. Mart’s going through puberty again,” Trixie muttered grumpily.

          Brian chuckled. “Little brother, I hate to nitpick, but ‘suffusion’ means ‘a spreading of liquid’.”

          Mart shook his head sadly. “Alas, my gargantuan lexicon has suffered through lack of utilization.”

          “Whose lousy idea was it again for us all to ride to the airport together, anyway?” Trixie groaned.

          “Mine,” Bobby piped up as he slid open the left-side door and sat on the other spot beside Trixie. “I wanted to take one last road trip all together.”

          “Can’t we leave Mart at home?” Trixie proposed with a pout.

          “You cut me deep, Trixie,” Mart declared forlornly, placing his hand upon his heart. “I could be basking in the presence of my beautiful bride at this very moment, but no, I chose to be a member of the Belden embarkation committee. And how am I rewarded?” He paused dramatically for emphasis, shook his head in disapproval, and then continued, “By being abused by the guest of honor. Is there no justice left in the world?”

          “Where is Di?” Bobby asked curiously. “I thought you two were connected at the hip.”

          “My lovely helpmeet is riding with Honey, Jim and Dan,” Mart explained. “I think Jim’s going to fire up the Bob-White station wagon for old time’s sake.”

          “How nostalgic,” Trixie mumbled. “I hope someone brings a cell phone to call the tow truck.”

          “Di didn’t mind you staying at Crabapple Farm last night?” Brian questioned, ignoring Trixie’s mutterings.

“Nah.” Mart shook his head and grinned happily. “She’s a good sport.”

The Belden children had decided to spend the previous night in their childhood home, like the “good old days”. Moms had made Trixie’s favorite meal, and the group had stayed up late, recalling memories, playing games and trading jabs.

“She should’ve stayed with us, Mart,” Helen chided, settling into the passenger’s seat up front. “After all, Diana is a Belden now.”

Mart shrugged. “She wasn’t feeling well, Moms. She’s getting over a sinus infection.”

“Besides, in the ‘good old days’, Di wasn’t allowed to stay in Mart’s room,” Bobby added with a devilish grin.

“Is Di all right?” Brian inquired, a worried expression on his handsome face.

“She’s feeling a lot better today. I called her this morning to check on her. We have a date later,” he told them with a waggle of his sandy brows. “So don’t call us, pop over to visit, or attempt to have any other contact with us for the rest of the weekend. We plan to be rather busy doing stuff in the bedroom.” Mart’s devilish grin perfectly mirrored Bobby’s.

“EEWWW!!!” Brian, Trixie and Bobby simultaneously exclaimed, sticking their fingers in their ears as they had when they were younger. “Too much information!!!”

          “Is everybody in?” Peter Belden questioned, climbing in the driver’s seat and starting the engine. “I think this occasion calls for a good, old-fashioned Belden roll call. Don’t you agree, Helen?” He looked over at his wife in the passenger’s seat.

          “Whatever you think, dear,” she answered, amused at her husband’s eagerness.

          Peter grinned. For the first time in several years, he went down the complete list of his children in preparation for their trip, knowing each child would answer. “Brian?”

          “Here.”

          “Mart?”

          “Aquí.”

          “Trixie?”

          “Present.”

          “Bobby?”

          “Huh?”

          “All Beldens are present and accounted for,” Peter replied proudly as he pulled the van out of the crabapple tree-lined driveway. “Now, let’s go to JFK.”

 

A half hour later…

          Dad! Mart’s touching me,” Trixie complained.

          “Am not,” Mart argued, purposely poking Trixie on the arm a bit harder.

          “Are too!” she insisted loudly.

          “Are we there yet?” Brian yelled from the back.

          “I have to go to the bathroom!” Bobby wailed.

          “If I have to pull this van over, you’re gonna be sorry!” Peter barked teasingly. He turned to his wife, who was sitting quietly as she gazed out the window. “Man, it feels good to say that again. Helen, let’s have two or three more!”

          Helen snorted. “In your dreams, Belden.”

          “Gee, Moms, aren’t you afraid of ‘empty nest’ syndrome?” Brian asked.

          “Empty nest syndrome?” Helen echoed, laughing. “Didn’t you children know that I have a secret calendar, counting down the days until your father and I have the house to ourselves again?”

          Bobby scratched his head in confusion. “But Moms, without us around, you won’t have anything to do. How’ll you spend your time if you don’t have all our clothes to wash and dinners to cook?”

          “Laying on a beach in Aruba,” Helen proclaimed without skipping a beat.

          Moms?!” Brian, Trixie, Mart and Bobby chimed simultaneously.

          “Your mother’s kidding,” Peter replied. “You are kidding, aren’t you, Helen?”

          “I planned on going with you, sweetheart,” Helen purred, casually placing her hand on her husband’s knee.

          “The trip to Aruba is back on!” Peter grinned wickedly.

          Trixie lifted a skeptical sandy brow. “Are you serious, Moms?”

          Yes, I’m serious,” Helen told them indignantly. “You children have traveled more than I have. I’ve been stashing away money for years for a romantic getaway for only your father and me. I should have enough saved by next fall.”

          “You know, Moms, romantic getaways are the number one cause of late-in-life unplanned pregnancies,” Mart declared. “If you think it’s too risky for you to go, Di and I could take that trip for you. We’re planning to procreate in the near future anyway. We’d be happy to go in your stead as a precaution.”

          Helen turned backwards and quirked a golden brow at her middle son. “Oh, you would, would you?”

          Mart nodded his head. “It would be a tremendous sacrifice on our part, but we’d be willing to make it for you, Moms. We’d send you postcards. It’d be just as good as being there yourself.” 

          “Thank you ever so much for your… generous offer, Martin, but I think your father and I can manage to have a romantic getaway without me getting pregnant,” Helen disagreed tactfully.

          Mart shook his head in disbelief. “You never know, Moms. The island beauty, the waves crashing on the beach, the moonlit skies… Aruba’s a dangerous place.”

Helen grinned. “If I ever get pregnant again, I want the money back we spent on your father’s vasectomy.”

For several minutes, you could hear the tires rolling on the pavement. However, after that bombshell had time to settle, there were varied reactions from the Belden children.

“Did they do laser surgery, or actually cut you, Dad?” Dr. Brian inquired curiously. “What kind of incision was made? How long did it take you to recover?”

“Do we have to talk about the V word?” Mart questioned nervously, placing his hand protectively over his family jewels. “Surely, there’s some better topic of discussion?”

Trixie giggled. “I think it’s great you got a vasectomy, Dad. It’s much less invasive than a woman getting her tubes tied.”

Mart paled at the word “vasectomy”, then turned green at the word “invasive”.

“Nice weather for flying today,” he nonchalantly commented. “Not a cloud in the sky.”

“Trying to change the subject, Mart?” Trixie asked innocently.

“Yes, if you don’t mind,” Mart answered. “I’d prefer not to discuss such a… sensitive topic.”

Trixie leaned closer to her almost-twin. “V-A-A-A-S-E-E-E-C-T-U-U-U-M-E-E-E,” she enunciated slowly.

Mart covered his ears and shied away. “Dad! Make her quit! She’s scaring me!”

Brian groaned at his brother’s medical ignorance. “Mart, the surgery isn’t that bad. They can do it with a laser now and—”

“If you think I’m going to let some doctor get near my boys with any sort of instrument used for incision, be it scalpel or laser, then you are highly mistaken,” Mart sputtered.

“It’s minor surgery,” Brian said in exasperation.

“Any surgery taking place near that particular region is not minor,” Mart snorted. “Do we have to talk about this now? I have yet to bring any little Beldens into the world, (here he ignored Trixie’s “Thank God!”) and I believe it’s a bit premature to convince me to endanger my manhood by permitting some physician to extricate the means by which I—”

“No details, please!” Trixie begged.

“You’re just being ridiculous about the whole thing,” Brian insisted stubbornly. “Dad, did it hurt much when they—”

“La la la la,” Mart sang loudly, sticking his fingers back into his ears.

          Bobby, throughout this conversation, had been staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Finally, he gasped in disbelief. “Are you saying that Dad got snipped?”

          “What’s the big deal?” Peter bellowed from the front seat. “Why don’t we have them announce it at the airport over the intercom?” He hit the button to roll down the driver’s side window. “I had a vasectomy!” he yelled out to the passing cars.

          “I just don’t see what the big deal is, sweetheart,” Helen replied innocently.

          “Why in the world did you let the doctors snip you, Dad?” Bobby asked curiously, his eyes still wide in shock. His look of disbelief soon became one of embarrassment, as every eye in the van was upon him. “Hey, why’s everybody looking at me?”

          “Small fry, we’re not just looking at you; we’re looking at you pointedly,” Mart corrected with a chuckle.

          Bobby reached behind Trixie with one of his long arms, and whacked Mart on the head. Mart, in turn, reached over Trixie with his shorter arm, and whacked Bobby on the knee. Minutes later, a full-fledged grudge match had ensued.

          “Moms! Dad! Make them quit!” Trixie shrieked, shielding her face from her brothers’ flailing limbs.

          Brian grinned, leaned back, and placed his hands behind his head. “Man, it sure is comfortable back here. I’ve got this whole seat to myself.”

          Without so much as an armistice, Mart and Bobby suddenly ceased their fighting. They looked at one another, grinned impishly and unfastened their seatbelts. Swift as jungle cats, they turned around, bent over their seat, and grabbed Brian’s long legs. Before Brian could react, they had pulled him out from under his seatbelt.

          Not being able to resist the fun, Peter chuckled mischievously and slammed on the brakes. He watched in the mirror with glee as Mart and Bobby went slightly airborne and flew over the middle seat, landing on top of Brian, who was struggling to right himself.  

          Trixie was holding her stomach from laughing so hard. Tears were streaming down her cheeks as she intermittently dodged a flailing foot.

          Helen merely sighed. After almost thirty years of Belden Bedlam, she knew it was pointless to give a lecture about safety.

           I just hope that vasectomy does its job, she thought, as the shrieks of her four children pierced her eardrums. I don’t think I could handle any more of these hoodlums.

 

At the terminal at JFK…

          Trixie went through the ticket counter with ease. The airport wasn’t busy, so thankfully the lines were short. She anxiously glanced around the terminal to see if the other Bob-Whites had arrived to say good-bye. Not spying any familiar faces, she sighed deeply and plopped down on one of the benches.

She dug into her cavernous tote bag for a stick of gum. After digging one lone piece out from under some wadded up tissues, she opened it and stuck it in her mouth. Nervously, Trixie sat there, chomping on her gum and swinging her legs, much as she’d done when she was a young girl.

          Helen and Peter had gone to the restroom. Mart and Bobby had insisted that they were on the verge of fainting from hunger, so they were in search of sustenance. That left Brian alone with Trixie. He hesitantly motioned to the spot beside her.

          “Is this seat taken?”

          Startled, Trixie looked up at her oldest brother. She briefly halted her chomping and swinging, and shrugged a reply to him. Supposing that to mean yes, Brian sat down. A minute later, Trixie resumed her chomping and swinging.

          “You shouldn’t chew your gum like that,” he lightly lectured. “It’ll give you a headache, you know.”

          “That’s okay,” Trixie told him. “I already have one.”

          Brian grinned. Their entire bench bounced up and down from Trixie’s legs swinging. The bouncing being almost as bad as Chinese water torture, he placed a firm hand on her knees to cease her movement.

          “Quit!” he reprimanded in a teasing tone. “You’re driving me crazy!”

          She smiled sheepishly. “Sorry. I must be nervous.”

          “What’re you nervous about?” Brian asked casually.

          “Moving to California. DUH!”

          “You don’t have to go, you know.”

          “I do if I want clothes to wear,” she informed him with a snort. “They, along with all my other belongings, are on their way to Los Angeles as we speak. The moving truck will arrive with my stuff tomorrow.”

          “Those can be sent back. Besides, I’m sure Honey and Di would love to take you shopping for new clothes till your old ones arrive back in Sleepyside.”

          “Brian, I have a good job waiting for me there,” Trixie reminded him. “I can’t just call in sick.”

          “You’re leaving a good job,” he pointed out.

          “A boring job,” Trixie sniffed.

          “You know, when I was doing my training at the university, I thought it would be very exciting to work in the ER of a big city hospital,” Brian replied. “I found out quickly that working in a hustling, bustling inner city hospital was not as exciting as I thought it would be. Soon, I became depressed by the things I saw. I was so relieved when that part of my training was over, and I could go to White Plains for my residency. Now, I can’t wait to return to Sleepyside to open my own family practice. There’s something to be said for living in a small town.”

          Trixie stared at her brother thoughtfully. “So was the point of that monologue an attempt to tell me you think I won’t like it in California, or was it a lead in to a John Mellancamp song?”

          “I’m not saying that you won’t like Los Angeles,” Brian corrected. “You’ve always been more adventurous than I. I’m just telling you that exciting isn’t always better.”

          “I know that, Brian. But safe isn’t always better, either,” she argued. “Sometimes it’s good to take chances.”

          He placed an arm around her shoulders. “You’re right. I just want you to make the right decision. You may be all grown up, but I still worry about you. It was my brotherly duty to try and talk you out of leaving.”

          “I know,” she said, laying her head on his shoulder. “I’m sorry I was such a grump earlier today. I know it’s not a good excuse, but I’m worried about stuff and just taking it out on everybody else.”

          “No problem,” Brian replied. “Totally understandable.”

          Trixie heard some movement, and looked up for any sign of the rest of the Bob-Whites. However, the large group that had just entered the terminal did not consist of her friends.

          “They’ll be here,” Brian insisted, sensing her forlorn. “We got here early. It’s still forty-five minutes until you need to go through security. I’m sure everyone will get here in plenty of time to see you off.”

          She nodded, but kept her eyes peeled in the direction of the entrance.

          Brian cleared his throat nervously. “Jim was surprised by your decision to go to California.”

          Trixie whipped her head around to look at her brother. “He was? What did he say?”

          “Not much,” he shrugged. “He said he was happy you had this opportunity, and that he’d miss you.”

          The curious side of Trixie’s nature yearned for details; however, her proud side refused to grant permission to ask for them.

          Trixie sniffed indignantly and tossed her sandy curls. “I’m sure he’ll be too busy with his fiancée to miss me.” She said the word “fiancée” the way most people say “bubonic plague”.

          Brian took a deep breath and rubbed his neck nervously. “So, any connection between Jim’s fiancée and your sudden urge to move across North America?”

          She groaned and rolled her eyes. “As if Honey hasn’t already given you all the gory details. There are several forms of communication: telegram, telephone, tell Honey.”

          “Well, she might have said something to me,” he admitted with a rueful chuckle. “You aren’t mad at her, are you?”

          Trixie shook her head and smiled. “I figured if she didn’t tell you, Mart or Bobby would.”

          “Mart and Bobby knew?” Brian clarified, his voice edged with hurt.

          They asked,” she explained. “I would’ve talked to you sooner, if you’d come to me.”

          Brian smirked, knowing his sister was telling the truth. “I guess I didn’t want to know,” he said honestly.

          “Now that you know, what do you think about it?” Trixie asked with a sandy brow raised.

          “I’m not sure,” he answered frankly. “The big brother part of me is torn between wanting to rip Jim’s head off for hurting you, and relief that you aren’t getting married. Of course, the friend part of me is saying this was all my fault, since I always threatened Jim if he asked you out, and is ridden with guilt. I hope I didn’t keep you two apart.”

          “It’s not your fault,” she told him, putting her hand on his. “Jim isn’t the type to be intimidated by threats. Deep down, he knew you were kidding. You were kidding, weren’t you?”

          Brian whistled innocently, purposely not answering the question.

Trixie elbowed him in the gut. “We all know he could’ve kicked your butt anyway.

“Is that so?” he inquired, pretending that his feelings were hurt.

          Trixie giggled and snuggled closer to her brother. “That’s so. Don’t you remember all those times Jim got into fights? He’s a regular Muhammad Ali. Oops. I forgot I was mad at him.”

          Brian chuckled and wrapped his arm around his sister’s shoulder. “Well, Sis, whoever wins your heart will be lucky. In my opinion, there’s nobody good enough for you,” he said, kissing her forehead.

          At that moment, Helen and Peter rejoined them. “Where’s my camera, Peter?” Helen asked. “I need a picture of this.”

          “It should be in your handbag,” Peter answered. “If you can find it in there, under all the used tissues.”

          “Are you doing all right, Moms?” Trixie questioned, noticing her mother’s puffy red eyes.

          Helen attempted a bright smile. “I’m fine, sweetheart.”

          Unconvinced, Trixie jumped up and gave her mother a huge hug. “Oh, Moms! I’ll be home to visit before you know it. And I promise to call every weekend, and Bobby can help you send me e-mails.”

          Peter groaned and slapped his forehead. “ ‘Holp’ from Bobby! What has the world come to?”

          Trixie laughed and released her mother. “What took you guys so long?”

          “Sorry,” Helen said. “I had streaks of mascara running down my cheeks. I had to take all my makeup off and start over. And then I started crying again, so the process had to be repeated.”

          Peter winked at Brian and Trixie. “I thought she’d gotten flushed down the toilet. I had to send an old lady in the women’s restroom to check on her.”

          Just then, Mart and Bobby returned, partially eaten hot dogs in one hand, and super-sized drinks in the other.

          “Boys, we’re going out to eat after Trixie’s plane leaves,” Helen scolded them. “You’ll ruin your appetite.”

          Mart snorted and took a large gulp of his Pepsi. “Moms, have I ever not been able to eat? Besides, we won’t be eating for over an hour. I couldn’t wait. I was starving.”

          “Me too,” Bobby replied, sticking the rest of his hot dog in his mouth. “I’m a growing boy, Moms. I need protein.” Setting down his drink, he stood beside his mother and picked her up.

          Helen laughed as her other tow-headed son joined in the merriment, and wrapped his arms around her and Bobby.

          “Look, a Moms sandwich!” Mart exclaimed.

          “Don’t eat her,” Brian teased.

          “Hey, I wanna hug Moms, too,” Trixie giggled, throwing her arms around her brothers and her mother. “C’mon, Bri.”

          “Trixie, people are going to think we’re weird,” Brian muttered.

          “People already think you’re weird, Brian,” Bobby taunted.

          Brian chuckled and, throwing up his hands in surrender, joined his siblings in squishing their mother.

          “Can anyone get in on this love-fest, or is it strictly a Belden thing?”  Dan’s voice grabbed the group’s attention, and they looked up to see the rest of their friends walking in the terminal.

          Trixie laughed and motioned for Dan to join them. “You might as well look just as crazy as the rest of us loons. Come help us smother Moms.”

          Dan waggled his dark brows and wiggled his way through the Belden boys. When he finally reached the center of the circle, he planted a big kiss on Helen’s cheek. “How ya doin’, Moms?”

          The rest of the Bob-Whites participated in the merriment, except for one who stood off to the side, by himself. Noticing that Jim was missing from the huddle, Trixie looked around the terminal for him. As a moth drawn to the flame, immediately her eyes fell upon him. She swallowed deeply, as if that could somehow help her digest the lump she felt in her throat at the sight of him.

          They had barely spoken since he announced his engagement. When they were together, conversation was strained and uncomfortable. It was as if an impenetrable wall had been constructed between each of them.

          Though Trixie had called Dan and told him her plans to go to California, Jim found out secondhand from Honey. After his initial shock wore off, he sputtered that perhaps that was a wise career move. He had been extremely tight-lipped regarding the matter ever since.

          Trixie knew that she’d hurt Jim by not telling him her plans. A tiny, sadistic part of her took a miniscule amount of joy in that fact. However, her deep love for him refused to allow that nasty part of her to gloat as she watched him in the terminal.

          Jim, usually right in the center of the crowd, stood by himself. Dark circles under his eyes made his skin look pale. His eyes were slightly bloodshot, most likely the result of lack of sleep. His form seemed even more tense than usual, and his arms were crossed defensively.  

          As much as he had hurt her, Trixie could not leave like this. She sighed deeply, swallowed her pride, and walked over to him.

          “Are you okay?” Trixie asked softly, nervously touching Jim’s arm with her hand.

          Startled, Jim jumped, then looked over at her. “Sorry,” he grinned sheepishly. “I didn’t hear what you said. I guess I was in another world.”

          “I asked if you were all right,” she repeated. “You look like something’s bothering you.”

          Jim shook his head. “I’m okay. I just have a lot on my mind, with the school and… and everything.”

          Trixie nodded. “I’m sure running a school would be stressful. And then add planning a wedding on top of that—”

          He grimaced slightly. “Yeah. It’s hectic,” he interjected.

          Trixie nervously cleared her throat. “Where is Amanda? I thought you might bring her along.”

          “She was busy,” he replied. “She told me to tell you goodbye and that she hoped you like Los Angeles.”

          Trixie smiled sweetly, easily picking up on Amanda’s innuendo. “Please tell her that I said thank you, and that I appreciate her concern.”

          “I’ll be sure and pass that along to her.” Jim shuffled his feet, unable to stand still. “I was surprised to hear you were moving.”

          She smiled ruefully. “I’m sorry I didn’t give you the news personally. It’s just been so crazy with packing and making arrangements, that I didn’t get an opportunity.”

          He shrugged, and then gave his lopsided grin. “That’s okay, Trix. I understand. Besides, when Honey mentioned it to me, I could’ve called and asked you about it.”

          Trixie nodded her head, thinking that was exactly what she had wanted to happen. Deep down, she had hoped that she would receive a frantic call from Jim, begging her to stay and confessing his great love for her.

“So, why didn’t you call?” she questioned softly.

          “I’ve been busy, too,” he shrugged. “Like I said, it’s been crazy at the school, and I’ve been spending a lot of time there.”

“And with Amanda,” Trixie added.

          “And with Amanda,” Jim agreed. “I am sorry, though, that I didn’t call.”

          “That’s okay.” She mustered a bright smile. “So, you’re not mad at me for not calling you?”

          “I’m not mad,” he promised.

Before he could control himself, that lone curl in the middle of Trixie’s forehead beckoned to him. He reached out a trembling hand, and gave it a final tug. “You take care in California,” he said, a slight quiver in his voice.

          Trixie nodded. “I’ll be okay.”

          “I know you will,” he affirmed. “You’re a good detective, Trix. Ralph’s a lucky guy to hire you.”

          “Well, I’m lucky to get such an exciting job offer,” she replied, blushing at his praise. “I’m sure being a detective in LA will be a lot different than being one in Sleepyside.”

“I’m sure it will be. I hope you find the adventure that you’re seeking.”  He nervously reached for her hand. “I’ll miss you, Shamus.”

She held her breath anxiously as she peered up into his deep green eyes. “I’ll miss you, too, Jim,” she answered breathlessly.

He tried to control his breathing as he willingly drowned in her blue pools. “Trixie, I—”

“How much longer till you need to go through security, sweetheart?” Peter Belden asked, unwittingly destroying the moment between Jim and Trixie. For his error, he received a firm elbow in the gut from his wife.

Trixie shrugged. “It’s not too busy today. I still have a few minutes.”

“You know, it’s not too late to back out,” Dan grinned. “I’d be happy to use that ticket for you.”

“You wanna go to California?” Trixie asked.

“Sure,” he answered. “It would have to be better than NYPD.”

Mart raised his brow in surprise. “You over your fear of flying, dude?”

Dan shook his head and grinned a bit sheepishly. “Not really. I’m just getting fed up with all the big city politics. I’m so sick of NYC that I think I’d even risk flying to get out of it. Even if the plane goes does, I’ll be better off than I am stuck here.”

“I heard there was an opening at Schoolgirl Shamuses back in Sleepyside,” Jim teased.

Trixie snorted. “Yeah, then you can spy on Lester Mundy, Dan.”

“I’d rather spy on Jane Morgan and Mack.” Dan grinned wickedly.

After several more minutes, Trixie looked at her watch. She let out a deep sigh. “My flight leaves in forty-five minutes, so we’d better start the goodbyes.”

Peter immediately led Helen over to Trixie. “I think we should go first. It might be easier for your mother to get this over quickly.”

Trixie stood and embraced her mother. “I’ll be okay, Moms.”

Helen sniffled as the tears began falling. “I know, sweetie. But I’m just going to miss you so much.”

“I’ll miss you, too, Moms.” Trixie kissed her mother’s cheek. “I love you.”

“Will you call me as soon as you land?” Helen asked.

“The minute I get in my apartment, I’ll call you,” Trixie promised. She released her mother after several moments, and stepped into her father’s waiting arms.

“I love you, Daddy.”

“I love you, too, Princess,” Peter replied, kissing her on her forehead. “I’m proud of you for following your dream. But if you ever decide to come back, I won’t mind.”

Trixie stood on her tiptoes and kissed her father’s cheek. “I know, Daddy.” She buried her head in under the crook of his chin, as just as she did when she was a little girl. She inhaled deeply and attempted to memorize the comforting aroma of her father’s aftershave lotion. 

Peter pulled away, and wiped a tear that had managed to escape. After another quick embrace, he gently led Helen out of the terminal.

Bobby quickly stepped up to his sister. “Well, as much as I don’t want to say goodbye, I’d better go next before my ride leaves me.”

Trixie giggled as she wrapped her arms around his waist. “They couldn’t possibly forget you, Bobby. You talk too much. And if they do, I give you permission to claim my spot in the Bob-White station wagon.”

He grinned, wrapping his arms around his sister. “I’ll miss you, Sis,” he whispered in her ear.

“I’ll miss you, too, sweetie.” Then, as quietly as she could, so only he could hear, she murmured, “Keep your chin up while I’m away. No more tears.”

“No more tears. Catch a bunch of crooks, okay?”

Trixie laughed and pulled her “little” brother closer to kiss his cheek. “Remember, you’re coming to California over spring break.”

Bobby waggled his sandy brows impishly. “You don’t have to remind me.”  Impulsively, he embraced his sister again, nearly crushing her in his arms. Without another word, he pulled away, gave a final dirty look in Jim’s direction, and then trotted out the door, discreetly wiping a few stray tears.

Dan quickly took Bobby’s place at Trixie’s side. “You take care, Freckles,” he told her as he hugged her close. “I hope you know what you’re doing.”

“I do,” she insisted. “Don’t break too many hearts while I’m gone.”

“I’ll keep it at a maximum of three a week,” he teased. “Same goes for you. I should’ve given you my Billy club to beat away those California surfer dudes.”

Trixie giggled. “Yeah, like I’m gonna have that problem.”

“I guarantee the men will be falling at your feet,” he said, loud enough for Jim to hear. “Call if you need me.” After a kiss on her forehead, he stepped away to allow the next person a turn.

Di and Mart decided to go next. Di embraced her sister-in-law tenderly. “Keep in touch, Trixie. We’re all going to miss you so much.”

“I’ll miss you, too, Di. Whack Mart with your cast iron skillet if he starts acting up.”

“Will do,” she giggled. “Of course, I could always withhold his victual rations.”

“That would work, too,” Trixie laughed. “I love you, Di.”

“I love you, too, Trixie,” she answered, wiping tears from her misty violet eyes.

As Di moved away, Mart took her place.  “Guess it’s my turn.”

“Scarecrow, I think I’ll miss you most of all,” Trixie quipped.

Mart scratched his head, and then happily exclaimed, “In a right triangle the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two sides.” He enveloped Trixie in a big bear hug. “You know you’re my favorite sister, don’t you?”

“And you’re my third favorite brother,” Trixie teased. “Unless I count Dan.”

“That accident in the barn can still be arranged,” Mart whispered, nodding in Jim’s direction.

“It’s okay, Mart,” Trixie told him earnestly. “I’m really excited about this move. I have a feeling something exciting is going to happen in California.”

Mart tenderly cupped Trixie’s face in his hands. “I love you, almost-twin.”

“I love you, too, big brother.” Trixie stood on her tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek. “Be sure to send me The Sun so I can keep up on all the articles you write.”

“No problem,” he promised.

“All right, step aside,” Brian ordered in a serious tone, but with a grin on his face. “The eldest brother needs ample time to give his final words of wisdom.” He held out his arms for Trixie.

“Is this where you give me a prepared lecture?” Trixie asked with a smile.

“Of course,” he chuckled. “I wouldn’t be Brian if I didn’t give you a list of do’s and don’ts.”

Trixie squirmed out of Brian’s embrace, and grabbed her tote bag. She quickly dug through it until she located a pen and paper. “Okay. I’m ready for my list of rules, oh Wise One.”

Brian rolled his eyes, but decided to humor her. “Do be careful. Do keep in touch. Do—”

“Floss my teeth, take my vitamins, wash behind my ears…” Trixie prattled.

Brian looked at her sternly. “I wasn’t going to say that, but since you mentioned it, do all that stuff, too. Now, where was I?” He rubbed his chin thoughtfully and waited for her to get her pen ready. “Oh yes. Do enjoy your new job. Do have fun.”

“Is that all?” Trixie asked, finishing the list with a flourish.

“That concluded the do’s. Now for the don’ts. Don’t worry about us. Don’t get into trouble.”

Trixie looked at her watch with a grin. “Can we wrap this up? My flight is leaving soon.”

“One more. Don’t forget about us,” Brian added.

Trixie got teary-eyed for the first time that morning. “I couldn’t do that,” she sniffled, throwing her arms around her brother’s neck one last time before she got on the plane.

Honey nudged her boyfriend’s arm. “Mind if I cut in?”

“I suppose not,” Brian grinned, stepping away so Honey could have a moment with Trixie.

Honey eagerly threw her arms around her best friend, as the tears she had so bravely held back finally flowed down her cheeks. “I guess this is it, huh?” she sniffled.

“Guess so,” Trixie replied, trying not to cry. However, it was an impossible task. For several minutes the two women held each other and cried. After both of their shirts’ shoulders were thoroughly soaked with tears, they finally released one another. No words needed to be exchanged, as they each knew what the other was thinking.

As Trixie picked up her tote bag in search of a tissue, a large freckled hand passed her a neatly folded hanky with an “F” monogrammed on its corner.

“Thanks,” she sniffled, taking the handkerchief.

After her tears were dried, she looked up into Jim’s emerald green eyes. Her heart began to pound as Jim stepped closer.

“Do you have time for one more goodbye?” he asked nervously.

Trixie smiled through her tears. “I suppose I can squeeze you in.” They stood silently, neither of them moving a muscle.

The rest of the Bob-Whites quietly stepped aside to allow Trixie and Jim a moment alone. However, five pairs of eyes watched attentively, hoping for a miracle.

Finally, Jim stepped closer to Trixie. “Good luck on your new job,” he told her, holding out his hand for her to shake.

“Thanks,” she answered, hesitantly clasping the hand that he offered. As soon as their fingers touched, they both caught their breath at the intensity of the sensation. Green eyes locked with blue. Wordlessly, they wrapped their arms around each other in a close embrace.

Jim shut his eyes, and held Trixie as close as possible. He buried one hand in the mass of curls at the base of her neck. With his other hand, he gently rubbed her back. For that span of time, all was right with his world.

Trixie fit into Jim’s embrace perfectly, as if the good Lord had specially designed her to be a part of him. She batted her eyes to hold her tears at bay; however, the floodgate burst, and she silently cried. She laid her face on his strong shoulder, savoring the sensation of being held in his arms.

Sensing her tears, Jim pulled away far enough to wipe them away with a gentle hand. “What’s wrong, Shamus?”

Trixie stared into his eyes, yearning to bare her heart. Nervously, she licked her lips, and took deep breath. “I…I…”

Jim set his jaw in determination. “Trixie, please st—”

 

“Ladies and gentlemen,” a voice boomed over the intercom. “Flight #201 to Los Angeles, California will begin boarding in approximately thirty minutes. If you have not passed through security, please do so now. Thank you.”

 

Trixie and Jim both jumped at the announcement, the spell broken.  Not giving up that easily, Trixie pulled his face close to her own. “What were you going to say?” she asked huskily.

Jim opened his mouth, but no sound came out. Finally, he shook his head. “Nothing,” he muttered. “Nothing important.”

Trixie stiffened and pulled away. “I need to go.” With her trembling chin held high, she grabbed her carryon. She turned to leave, but Jim grabbed her hand. She turned to face him, confusion evident upon her face.

“I just wanted you to know that you’ll always be my special girl,” he whispered.

“No, Jim. I think I’ve been replaced.” Without another word, she withdrew her hand and made her way to security. Her heart pounded as she stood in the security line. She wanted to look over her shoulder to see if Jim followed her, but her pride wouldn’t allow it.

 

 

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In a daze, Trixie passed through the line, expecting all the while to hear her name being called from the back. When she closed her eyes, she imagined Jim pushing through the crowd in an effort to be at her side.

When her turn finally came, her heart raced, knowing this was anyone’s last chance to stop her. She tried to prolong the procedure, but she passed through security easily. Before leaving, she gave a final glance to the entrance, and then sadly walked to the gate.

 

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final boarding call for flight # 201.”

 

Trixie rolled her eyes at the intrusive voice, and boarded the plane. She found her seat, stowed her carry-on in the overhead compartment, and sat down.

Minutes later, the flight attendant began her spiel.

 

 Ladies and gentlemen, please turn your attention to the emergency information card in the pocket of the seatback in front of you.  This card will show you the location of the emergency exits.  There are two doors at the rear of the aircraft, two doors over the wings of the aircraft, and two doors at the front of the aircraft.  Please take the time to note the location of the exit nearest you.”

 

Trixie furtively glanced at the exits, hoping to see a familiar redhead. But none was there.

 

"In the event of an emergency landing, please move to the nearest exit in a calm and orderly fashion, where the flight crew will assist you in exiting the aircraft.  In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.  Pull up on the cushion, and place your arms through the straps on the underside, and hug it to your chest.”

 

Trixie closed her eyes and leaned back, thinking at this point, a crash landing wouldn’t be half bad.

 

"In the event of the loss of cabin pressure, the compartment overhead will open and oxygen masks will descend.  Place the mask over your nose and mouth, like so, and breathe normally.” The perky flight attendant motioned to her equally perky counterpart who demonstrated how to use the mask.

"When the plane is ready to taxi, the ‘Fasten Seatbelts’ sign will…”

 

Trixie ignored the stewardess’ prattling, and instead looked out the window of the plane. Maybe he’s breaking through security now, she mused to herself. Any minute he’ll burst through those doors and tell me he loves me.

 

“…overhead compartments, or underneath the seat in front of you.  If you take anything...”

 

Time’s running out, Jim. If you’re going to make a grand entrance, you’d better hurry up and do it, Trixie thought, peering at the ground below.

 

"Periodically throughout the flight, the captain will address you through the intercom system with updates regarding our arrival.  Our flight time…”

 

Trixie blocked the voice out of her head as she desperately searched the area below the aircraft. Her brain told her that Jim couldn’t break through the stringent security to board the plane, but the tiny spark of hope she held in her heart refused to be quenched.

 

“…forward to making this a pleasant travel experience for you.  Thank you," the flight attendant concluded.

 

The smooth takeoff of the Boeing 757 effectively extinguished that spark. Trixie leaned her head against the window of the plane as fresh tears trickled down her cheek. Wiping them with a trembling hand, she vowed silently that they would be the last tears she would ever shed for James Winthrop Frayne the Second.

 

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Before you send me hate mail, please click the “next” button. Our story will pick up in sunny California.

 

Thank you to my brilliant editors, Kathy and Kaye for all your hard work. Thank you all so much for encouraging me to follow the muses, no matter how much trouble I’m going to get in for doing it!

 

Be sure to check out the Bloopers for this story.

 

Kaye, did you like the how I worked in my “suffusions” misspeak? *wink* At least I’m not afraid to laugh at myself! *G*

 

A reader may ask, “Do men really get nervous about the vasectomy subject?” Well, I know several who do. And Mart’s reaction is based upon a certain handsome man I know whose identity shall remain a secret. *VEG*

 

I had a lot of fun writing the Belden Bedlam scene. I try to write true to life, and I see this family having a good time. If you’re asking, “Do adults really act like that?” let me say, YES!!! One of the best things about being a grown up is acting like a total idiot in a moving car, and knowing your parents can’t do a single thing about it! J

 

Thank you very much to Kaye for patiently answering all my questions about airlines. She also kindly provided the flight attendant’s spiel. Thanks, Kaye!

 

Trixie’s comment to Brian about John Mellancamp refers to his old song, “Small Town,” which I haven’t heard in ages.  I thought of it when I was writing Brian’s speech, and I couldn’t resist adding it! And thank you to Kathy who reminded me that John dropped the Cougar. Oh, and by the way, that song was used without permission.

 

Muhammad Ali is a famous boxer. I’m not a fan of boxing, so I didn’t know many boxers. I thought of him, so he had the honor of being mentioned in this story. *snort*

 

The comments about spying on Lester, Jane, and Mack are based on one of the cases Trixie and Honey worked on, which was mentioned in Part Six of this story.

 

Trixie calling Mart “Scarecrow” and Mart’s speech afterward is based upon a scene in “The Wizard of Oz” which is one of my all-time favorite movies. Anytime I read or write lengthy good-bye scenes, I think of Dorothy saying good-bye to all her friends in Oz. I decided to play on that a bit, and include it in my story. And who better to be Scarecrow than Mart Belden? *G*

 

And of course, these characters do not belong to me. They belong to Random House.

 

The Cameo is not responsible for accidents caused by unsatisfactory endings. The reader must assume full responsibility for busted computer monitors, crushed mouses (mice?), concussions from falling out of your seat, and any other damage possibly received during the viewing of this feature. J

 

 

 

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