Author’s
note: This
story takes place on New Year’s Day, after “For I Was My Father’s Son.” Join us now as Crabapple Farm’s walls
stretch to capacity as the Bob-Whites and all their families ring in the new
year with the Beldens. New Year’s Day at Crabapple Farm… With the back of
her hand, Helen Belden brushed a bead of sweat from her forehead. Though the
temperature outside was below freezing, the kitchen at Crabapple Farm
currently felt like a sauna. To add to her already full plate, utter
exhaustion knocked at her door, but Helen stubbornly refused to answer. In a
few short hours, she would have the daunting task of hosting a New Year’s
meal for her immediate and extended family. What on earth was
she thinking a month ago when she invited everyone over? She’d spent the
previous evening baking a variety of pies, knowing she would be too busy to do
so today. Now, as mealtime quickly approached the Belden household, Helen
breathed a sigh of relief that she’d been so wise. The mercury in her
internal thermometer was ready to explode, but if it did, at least her family
wouldn’t go hungry in her absence. “Having a hot
flash, Helen?” her husband asked teasingly as he sauntered into the room.
Flashing that impish grin so much like his sons’, he casually propped one
elbow on the countertop and leaned against the dark red Formica-covered
surface. Her china blue
eyes sparking with indignation, Helen silently walked past him, firmly
bumping into his shoulder, thereby knocking him off balance. She watched
innocently as he landed on the floor, his smug smirk strangely missing. “Oh, did I bump
into you, dear?” she asked sweetly, extending her hand to help him stand.
“I’m so sorry.” Wordlessly, Peter
accepted his wife’s assistance. Once he was on his feet, he didn’t
immediately release her hand, instead using it to draw her close to him. “Wicked wench,” he
murmured huskily. The twinkling in his chocolate-colored eyes made it obvious
he meant his words as a compliment. Helen’s breath
caught in her throat. Even after almost thirty years of marriage, this man
still made her knees weak when he looked at her in that manner. Suddenly, her
previous exhaustion vanished as wanton inspiration struck. “Are you okay,
Peter?” she inquired solicitously. He winked at her
teasingly. “Nothing wounded except my
pride.” “Pity,” she
remarked as she gazed up at him through lowered lashes. “I was hoping I’d get
to play nursemaid.” “Surely you aren’t
flirting with me, Mrs. Belden.”
Peter gasped, feigning surprise. “Right this very minute, our living room’s
full of guests, our youngest son is upstairs sleeping, and you have a sumptuous
feast to get on the table; surely you aren’t thinking what I think you’re thinking.” “Why not?” Helen
stared down at the red blouse she was wearing as she nonchalantly brushed her
nails against it. “I daresay it’d be almost impossible to detach the kids
from the football game on TV, Bobby won’t stir until afternoon, and I could
certainly use a little break. So, maybe I am
thinking what you think I’m thinking.” Peter furrowed his
brow thoughtfully. “What time will the rest of our guests arrive?” “The Lynches will
be here at four, and Regan and Mr. Maypenny are supposed to come a little
later,” she told him. “So, we should have plenty of time for…whatever.” Peter waggled his
dark brows suggestively. “Exactly what did you have in mind?” “I thought maybe you
might need me to kiss something and make it better.” To emphasize her point,
she barely grazed his backside with her free hand and shifted a bit closer to
him. “Are you sure you didn’t hurt
yourself when you fell?” “Well, now that you
mention it, I am a bit stiff in
certain areas,” he whispered as he leaned down to nuzzle her ear. “Sounds like
somebody needs a massage,” Helen purred. She slid her hand under the bottom
of his gray wool sweater and lightly ran her fingers up his spine. She met
his glance, her blue eyes wide. “Where are you stiff, darling?” With a mischievous
smile, Peter lowered his head to hers until his lips were a fraction of a
millimeter from her ear and began whispering. “Peter,” she
almost moaned as she cupped his face with one hand and captured his lips in a
searing kiss. The soft footsteps
coming from the hallway into the kitchen went unnoticed as Helen and Peter’s
kiss became more intense. “Hey, Mrs. Belden, Mart
wants—” Honey was stopped short by the sight she beheld as she entered the
coziest nook of the house, which was currently downright steamy. “Ohmigosh!” she shrieked, covering her
already tightly-closed eyes with her slender hands. “I’m sorry! I thought you
were cooking!” The amorous couple
quickly separated. Helen took a deep breath and smoothed her tousled curls
before plastering a bright smile on her face, while her husband wiped the
lipstick smudges from his mouth and hastily faced the sink. “Why, Honey,” Helen
greeted in an overly-cheerful tone. “We didn’t hear you come in.” “Hey, Honey,” Peter
called from his spot at the sink. Thankfully, it was full of sudsy water and
dirty dishes, so after a hasty wave to the newcomer, he quickly grabbed a pot
and pretended to look busy. “I was just… helping Helen clean up some of this
mess.” “That’s… umm… very nice
of you,” Honey stammered, her cheeks blazing a brilliant red. “Why aren’t you
watching the big game with the others?” Peter inquired, still scrubbing the exact
same pot. “It’s supposed to be a good one.” Honey blinked a
few times, as she tried to think of something tactful to say. When that
failed, she settled for something semi-intelligent. “I…uhh… don’t really like football…” she
stuttered nervously, wondering if her cheeks were as scarlet as Helen’s. Of
course, mine are red because I’m
embarrassed, Honey thought to herself.
Hers are red because they were
getting ready to… Much to her chagrin, she felt her cheeks brighten to an
even deeper shade of crimson as she put a clamp on her thoughts. Her hazel
eyes darted anxiously around the room while she tried to remember why on
earth she had gone into the kitchen in the first place. “The guys were just
complaining that your TV isn’t being big enough,” Honey finally managed. “I
mean, it’s not that your television isn’t big, because you have a really nice
television. It’s just that Dan keeps standing in front of it while he’s
yelling at his team to get their butts in gear, and Brian keeps getting
annoyed and starts yelling at Dan to sit down.” She took a deep breath,
reminding herself to not speak so quickly, and then continued her speech at a
more normal speed. “Jim suggested that if
dinner wasn’t going to be ready for awhile, we could go up to our house and
finish watching the game on Daddy’s 60-inch high-definition plasma
flat-screen since he and Mother are away.” Helen’s mouth pursed
thoughtfully. “You’ll still eat dinner with us, won’t you?” “Of course we will!”
Honey nodded enthusiastically. “We’ll come back down to Crabapple Farm as
soon as the food’s ready. After we eat, Trixie, Di, and I can clean up for
you so you can relax while the boys go back up and finish overdosing on
football.” “I don’t understand why
men can’t watch normal-sized televisions anymore,” Helen commented. “Who
really cares what size the screen is, how flat it is, or if it has plasma in
it?” “I do,” Peter piped up with a raise of his hand. Helen smirked over at
her husband. “Keep washing your pot, darling.” “Yes, dear.” Honey smiled wistfully,
finding the exchange between the older couple very cute. Much cuter than finding them in a lip lock, but that was another story… “Daddy insists
that watching the game on his plasma HDTV is just as good as being in the
stands.” “I told you that we need one of those wide-screen TVs, Helen,” Peter
pointed out, his back still turned to Honey. “It’s just like being there; Matt Wheeler said so.” Helen grinned over at
her husband. “Darling, once we get Bobby out of college, you can buy the
biggest, flattest, plasma-iest television you can find.” “Great, that means I’ll
never get one,” Peter muttered forlornly. “How about we get your
TV the same time I get my dream vacation to the Bahamas?” Helen offered. Peter exhaled loudly,
noisily splashing the still-unclean pot back into the dishwater. “I told you I wasn’t getting one.” “Mr. Belden, after we
eat, you can go up to Manor House with the rest of the guys and watch the
game with them,” Honey suggested brightly. “And Daddy would be more than
happy to invite you up to watch football with him anytime you’d like.” “Thanks, Honey,” Peter
said with a pout. “I’m glad someone
is able to buy a man-sized television. Unfortunately, I’m stuck shelling out
thousands of dollars of tuition so Bobby can pursue a degree in sleep
deprivation and ‘hottie’ wooing.” “Speaking of tuition,
dear,” Helen began, “we just got the bill for next semester in the mail.” “D’oh!” Peter slapped
his head in his best Homer Simpson impersonation. Helen ignored her
husband’s grumbling, and shifted her attention to Honey, who was still
giggling at Peter’s antics. “About you all leaving… You’re sure you’ll be
back in time to eat?” “Of course we will!” Honey assured her.
“Why, your cooking is famous in Sleepyside. People would line up for miles outside
in the snow to get a taste. Why, as much as Mart loves football, I’m sure
he’d leave in the middle of the ninth inning to eat one your home-cooked
meals!” Peter raised an eyebrow
at the phrase “ninth inning”, but didn’t bother to correct her. “Why, that’s very
sweet, Honey,” Helen murmured, her cheeks flushed with pleasure. “Dinner
won’t be ready for a couple hours, so you should have plenty of time to
finish the game. Just please be sure to be back by four o’clock. Since I’ll
be finishing up some last minute details, I’ll need some hosts and hostesses
here to greet the Lynches.” “Mother and Daddy are
just sorry that they couldn’t make it,” Honey remarked. “Mother especially.
She thought it would be a good opportunity to talk about the wedding. She’s very
excited about it, you know.” “We all are,” Helen
agreed, smiling. “We are?” Peter
inquired, his dark eyebrows knotted together in skepticism. “Yes, we are,” Helen told him firmly. “You heard her, Honey,”
Peter stated. “We’re looking forward to this wedding. Yes sirree, Bob.” “Peter, you knew you’d
eventually have to give your princess away. Now, behave yourself,” Helen
scolded gently. She turned to her daughter’s best friend. “Where did your
parents go on vacation, Honey? Someplace exotic? I’m sure your mother’s
getting sick of all this snow.” “Last night after the
party at the Country Club was over, Tom drove them to the airport. Bob
immediately flew them to Paris for a week,” Honey explained. “The trip was
Daddy’s New Year’s gift to Mother.” “How lovely,” Helen
murmured wistfully. “I know I could
use a vacation, especially after the hectic holiday season.” “You definitely could!”
Honey agreed adamantly. “We all know how hard you’ve been working today…” The
dark crimson stain along her cheeks blazed hotly as she recalled exactly what
the Beldens had been doing when she’d surprised them. Helen had the grace to
blush. “I’m sure Peter and I will take a trip soon by ourselves.” “That would be nice,”
Honey replied, brushing her sweaty palms against her neatly-pressed chinos.
She remained planted to the linoleum, trying to remember the inquiry she was
supposed to make. “Do you need anything
else, dear?” Helen prompted kindly. Honey nodded, keeping
her gaze focused on her designer flats. “Yes, but I forgot what it was.” A knowing smile parted
Helen’s lips. “Let me take a wild guess. Knowing Mart as I do, he’s probably
dying of hunger and sent you in to do his dirty work, since he’s cuddling
with Di on the couch?” Honey giggled, her
former embarrassment slowing fading away. “Well, he is complaining about being hungry, and I think Di is on his lap, but as I said, I don’t
really care for football, so I didn’t mind asking for him. But how’d you know
where Mart and Di were sitting?” “You said earlier that
Dan was standing in front of the TV,” Helen explained, showing where Trixie
had gotten her prowess for solving mysteries. “Unless Diana was perched on
Mart’s lap, he would’ve been stampeding beside Dan. I’ve watched a bowl game
or two with him, and I know how excited he gets.” “You’re very shrewd,
Mrs. Belden,” Honey commented. “Hey, Honey,” Peter
called from his post at the sink. “Speaking of the game, you wouldn’t happen
to know who’s winning, do you?” “I’m not sure,” Honey
answered, frowning. “I think the blue team is, but the man wearing the
headphones said the players in the yellow costumes were ‘knocking at the
door’, although I’m not sure why they aren’t trying to score some points of
their own instead of rapping on somebody’s door. Apparently, the yellow team
has to hurry because there’s ‘only a buck fifty until halftime’. Of course, I
may have heard him wrong because
that doesn’t make any sense at all. What in the world does a dollar and fifty
cents have to do with football?” At that moment, Peter
was very glad his back was still turned to Honey. Trying hard not to laugh
out loud, he explained, “Actually, that means there’s only a minute and fifty
seconds left until halftime, and the men in the yellow uniforms are almost ready to score a touchdown.” “Oh,” Honey responded
flatly. If her tone was any indication, she wouldn’t be committing any of
that terminology to memory. “Why didn’t the man wearing the headphones just
say that to begin with?” “That’s a very good question,”
Peter hedged. “Well, I hope the blue
team wins,” Honey commented. “I like their sparkly helmets.” Peter cringed as he
rinsed the pot he had finally washed. “Enough about
football,” Helen said, smiling in amusement. She walked over to the breadbox
and pulled out a loaf of freshly baked pumpkin bread, ensconced in saran
wrap. She quickly put it on a plate, placed a dull knife on the side, and
then handed it to Honey. “Here you go. This should tide Mart over until we
eat later.” Honey leaned down and inhaled
the delicious aroma. “Thanks, Mrs. Belden. It smells heavenly.” “You’re most certainly
welcome, dear,” Helen responded. “Are you sure you don’t
need help in the kitchen?” Honey offered. “I could stay here and wash dishes
or something.” Helen’s china blue
eyes, identical to her daughter’s, twinkled merrily. “I think Peter and I
have everything under control.” “If you’re sure, I’ll
tell the others that we have time to run up to Manor House,” Honey replied,
trying hard not to imagine what her best friend’s parents would probably do
once they all had left the house. “I’ll see you a little
before four o’clock,” Helen said with a wave. “See you later, Mr.
Belden,” Honey called. Still laboring at the
sink, Peter glanced over at her and said, “Bye, Honey. Let me know if the
blue team wins.” “I’ll keep my fingers
crossed that they score a goal,” Honey promised with a giggle before quickly
making her exit. Once alone, Peter and
Helen turned to each other and burst out laughing. “That poor girl knows
absolutely nothing about sports,” Peter said with a chuckle. “I didn’t have
the heart to tell her that you score goals in hockey, not football.” “Hockey players aren’t
the only ones who can score,” Helen commented airily. “Rumor has it that bankers can, too.” Peter cocked one dark
brow. “Is that so?” “Mmm-hmm,” she
murmured. She walked over to the sink where her husband was standing. “Why,
Peter, I can’t believe how rude you were to our guest. You kept your back
turned to poor Honey the entire time she was here. Why in the world did you
do that?” Peter’s eyes darkened
as watched the provocative way Helen’s hips swayed as she moved closer to
him. “You know why,” he murmured. Once she was at his side, he wrapped his
arms around her waist and pressed her close against him. “And it’s all your
fault.” “I take full
responsibility,” Helen whispered softly. “And now that we’re alone, how about
we finish what I started?” “What if Mart needs
some milk to wash down his pumpkin bread?” Helen wiggled out of
her husband’s embrace and pulled her husband towards the laundry room. “The
kitchen is temporarily closed. Let him go to his own house to find something
to drink. Besides, as embarrassed as poor Honey was, I seriously doubt she’ll
return to the kitchen without being invited. So, how ‘bout you give the cook
a massage?” “Sounds good to me,”
her husband murmured huskily as he placed a gentle kiss on the nape of her
neck. “Halftime!” Dan whooped
loudly. “Ladies, just so you know, we have twenty minutes until the third
quarter begins. That means you have exactly nineteen-and-a-half minutes to
initiate any meaningful conversations you wish to have until we tell you to
shut up.” He quickly looked at his watch. “Your time starts now!” Diana made a face at
him. “When I think of something meaningful, you’ll be the first to know.” “I wonder what’s taking
Honey so long,” Mart commented as he glanced towards the hallway. “I’m starving.” “We can just find
something up at the Manor House,” Brian suggested. “Sorry, man, but the
kitchen’s closed up there,” Jim informed him. “The new cook gets mad when
she’s not there and we mess something up.” Mart grinned wickedly.
“Well, the staff has the day off, so what the new cook doesn’t know, won’t
hurt her.” “She’ll know,” Jim
insisted. “We think she installed a secret camera in one of the cookie jars
so she can keep an eye on her domain. Even Regan’s scared of her.” “What a whack job.” Trixie
giggled, and then clarified, “The cook, not Regan.” “Why doesn’t your mom
fire her?” Di asked. “Mrs. Wheeler usually runs such a tight ship.” Jim shrugged his
shoulders. “It’s only a matter of time before Mother takes care of it. She’s
really gotten the hang of hiring and firing people since Ms. Trask left Manor
House to become my assistant principal.” “Considering your luck
with cooks, Mrs. Wheeler certainly has had plenty of practice,” Brian
commented. Mart groaned and rubbed
his growling stomach, more concerned about his current state of hunger than
the Wheelers’ servant dilemma. “Where
is Honey? Doesn’t she know I’m wasting away in here? By the time she gets
back, I’ll be skin and bones.” “If you’re so hungry,
you should’ve gone yourself.” Trixie smirked at her slightly older brother.
“Shame on you anyway, sending Honey to do your dirty work. Tsk, tsk.” “She volunteered,” Mart
retorted. “Oh, hush,” Di scolded.
From her perch on her husband’s knee, she reached down and teasingly swatted
him on the stomach. “After that huge breakfast I made for you, I’m sure
you’re not that hungry, Mr. Skin
and Bones.” “You’re forgetting
about that vigorous workout I had after we ate, kitten,” Mart commented, an
angelic expression on his face. “After all that exercise, I’m famished.” Trixie rolled her wide
eyes animatedly. “I’m not even going to ask what kind of workout you had. Or
why you call her…kitten. Blech!” “Hear, hear,” Brian
added enthusiastically. “It wasn’t that kind of workout, you
whoremongers,” Mart corrected in a superior tone. “For your information, I
spent over an hour shoveling snow so my lovely bride’s feet wouldn’t get wet
as she boarded our humble carriage.” Trixie and Brian
exchanged a look of relief. “You two should get
your minds out of the gutters,” Di chided reproachfully. However, before her
siblings-in-law could enjoy their relief, her lips parted in a mischievous
grin. “We partook of marital relations before
breakfast, not after.” “Ewww!” Trixie
exclaimed, placing her hands over her ears and scrunching up her pert nose in
disgust. “After all these years, you’re even talking like him! Di, I simply refuse to believe that you
actually have… relations with him. Ick!” “Well, we are married,” Di pointed out in
between giggles. “Married people do
do that occasionally.” Mart confirmed that was
true with a devilish waggle of his brows. “Indeed we do.” “Occasionally?”
Trixie repeated with upraised sandy brows. “Jeesh! When don’t you do it? I’m surprised I don’t
have fifty nieces or nephews by now!” Strangely, Diana’s
laughter and Mart’s impish expression slowly faded into matching frowns.
Confusion filled Trixie’s eyes as she sensed the tension her comment had
evoked. However, none of the remaining three Bob-Whites in the room seemed to
pick up on the couple’s strained reaction. At that moment, a
red-faced Honey bounded back into the den, holding a plate of pumpkin bread
in a vise grip. Her lips drawn
downward in a frown, she smacked the dish against Mart’s chest, almost
dumping the loaf into his lap. “Here’s the snack you requested, Your
Highness.” “Hey!” Mart awkwardly
caught the plate as it ricocheted against him. “Careful with the baked goods;
you’ll squish them!” A wince marred his brow as he noticed Honey’s now-empty
hands. “Uhh… where’s the milk?” Honey stepped a bit
closer, leaning over until she was nose-to-nose with him. “I purposely left
it behind, hoping you’d choke on a stray crumb.” “Jeesh, you couldn’t
grab a juice box or something on your way out?” Mart muttered under his
breath. Honey exhaled loudly,
rolling her enormous hazel eyes in an overly-exaggerated exasperated manner. “Something wrong, Sis?”
Jim questioned, amused by her surprisingly un-Honey-like actions. Honey shot a murderous
glare at him. “Why do you ask?” “Maybe because your
face’s beet red, your back’s stiff, and your jaw’s clenched so tight that I’m
afraid you’ll break it,” Jim offered wryly. Mart, unconcerned with
Honey’s mood, picked up the loaf from the plate and turned it over and over
again, searching for the edge of the plastic wrap. “How’s a guy supposed to
break into this stuff?” “Here.” With a sigh of
impatience, Trixie grabbed the pumpkin bread out of her almost-twin’s hands
and began examining it. Her sandy brow furrowed as she failed to open it as well.
“I can never get this stuff off…” Lips clamped tightly
together, Honey snatched the loaf from Trixie and ripped a hole in the saran
wrap. “There,” she snapped crossly, tossing the yummy-smelling food back to
Mart. “Thanks!” Mart deftly
plunked the bread back onto the plate, and in a matter of seconds, had it
sliced into several pieces. He selected a hearty serving for himself and
happily munched away, seemingly unaware he’d drawn the usually docile Honey’s
ire. Trixie, however, was
not distracted by food and felt the need to pry. “Who peed in your Wheaties?” she asked her
tawny-haired friend tartly, a mischievous grin deepening the dimples on
either side of her mouth. Honey cast her a
withering glance. “I’d rather not talk about it,” she responded, nodding
pointedly in the direction of the kitchen. “Oh, c’mon, Honey,”
Diana cajoled, her amethyst-colored eyes twinkling merrily. “Please talk about it? My brain is numb
from all this football; I need a
bit of juicy gossip to help me think again.” “Not here,” Honey
hissed, jerking her head to the right a bit more adamantly. “I really don’t—” Before she could finish
her statement, she was interrupted by the loud jangling of the telephone. It
rang several times, and it seemed the owners of the house didn’t intend to
answer it. “I’ll get it,” Trixie
said as she reached for the receiver. “But don’t think you’re off the hook,
missy. I’ll get back to you later.”
Further threats ceased as she spoke into the mouthpiece. “Hello?” Trixie smiled as the
caller greeted her. “Hi, Mrs. Lynch. Yeah, she’s right here.” She covered the
mouthpiece. “Di, it’s your mom.” Diana’s brow wrinkled,
and after a thoughtful pause, she nodded. “I’ll take it upstairs, if you
don’t mind.” “Okay,” Trixie answered
with a shrug as her sister-in-law quickly bounded down the hallway and then
up the steps to the phone extension located at the top of the staircase.
“Mrs. Lynch, she’ll be here in a second… Happy New Year to you also… Yes,
Moms is looking forward to having your family over for dinner, too…” Once
Diana had picked up the other phone, Trixie hung up the one in the den, and
refocused her attention on Honey. “Now, where were we?”
the curly-headed detective pondered aloud. “Trixie, I really hate
to spoil your investigation,” Brian began, “but there’s only five minutes
left until the third quarter. Is it okay with Moms if we go up to Manor
House, Hon?” His girlfriend smirked.
“It’s a safe bet that she won’t even notice we’re gone,” she responded
vaguely. “Then I vote we head on
up,” Dan remarked, quickly rising to his feet. “Last one in front of the HDTV
is a rotten egg!” Jim jiggled his set of
keys. “Well, nobody’s going anywhere until I start up the ol’ Suburban.” “Then let’s get the
show on the road!” Mart hopped up from the couch and quickly donned his
winter coat. “What about Di?” Honey
questioned. “Won’t she wonder where we’ve disappeared to?” “I’ll run up and tell
her,” Trixie offered. “I want to sneak in and wake up Bobby anyway. Di and I
will be up in a few minutes.” That settled, the
men-folk hastened the group out the door, none of them wanting to miss a
minute of the second half. Once alone, Trixie began climbing the stairs to
the second floor so she could tell Di that she’d be waiting for her in the
car. However, as Trixie neared the top of the landing, Diana’s side of the
conversation caused her to stop in her tracks. “—no, I still haven’t
gotten it… Of course, I took the
test… I got the same result as last time…” Di released a heavy, labored sigh.
“Yes, Mart knows… I know that, Mum… I got the earliest appointment I could…
Next Friday…Well, the doctor’s booked up, and that was the soonest he could
see me.” Trixie held her breath
as she waited for Di to continue speaking. A little voice in her head
reminded her that she was eavesdropping and should immediately go back down
the stairs, but unfortunately, her wobbling legs refused to cooperate. So
instead, she concentrated on remaining completely quiet. “No, I didn’t tell them
last night at the party,” Di firmly told her mother. “Mart wanted to, but it
wasn’t the right time… No, I’m not
going to today, either… I know I have to eventually, but just not now… I will, just as soon as everything calms
down… Please don’t, Mummy… Please?” A sob ceased Diana’s pleas. Trixie’s conscience
could no longer allow her to listen to what was obviously an upsetting
conversation for Di. Forsaking her earlier plan to bug Bobby, she tiptoed
down the staircase, carefully avoiding the squeakiest spots of the wooden
steps. Resorting to the large closet in the hallway, she busied herself with
bundling up for the bracing cold. Several minutes later, she heard footsteps
pounding down the stairs. “Hey, where is
everyone?” Di inquired, her tone suddenly cheerful. Trixie poked her head
out of the closet. “In here, Di.” Di stood out in the
hallway by the closet. “Where’s everybody else?” “They went on up to the
Wheelers’,” Trixie explained, trying not to notice how puffy and red her
sister-in-law’s eyes were. Instead, she wound her powder-blue scarf around her
neck. “The guys were afraid they might miss a second of the game, so they
went on up.” Di groaned. “I’m glad
to know that watching a football game is more important to Mart than
chivalrously escorting his lovely bride up a potentially icy hill. Remind me
to strangle my beloved knight in shining armor when we’re reunited.” “No worries,” Trixie
assured her with a giggle. She bowed gallantly in front of her oldest friend.
“I am only too happy to escort you up to the Manor House, m’lady.” “My hero!” Di cried
dramatically, concluding her speech with a dainty curtsey. “I’m afraid my noble steed is in the shop,
so we’ll have to take my Civic,” Trixie teased. “Is that all right with
you?” “Sounds good to me.”
Diana reached over her sister-in-law and got her black Burberry and
coordinating purple cashmere scarf. “You’re a prince among women, dear.” Trixie shifted away
guiltily, turning her head so she couldn’t look Di in the eye. “So, are you
ready?” Diana nodded,
discreetly wiping her eyes for any remaining traces of moisture. “Sure am.
Bring on the football.” The cacophony emanating
from the general vicinity of the Wheelers’ recreation room told Trixie and Di
that the bowl game had resumed. The loud whooping and hollering let them know
that somebody had done something good. The girls giggled as they made their
way down the long marbled hallway. “I take it your team
scored?” Trixie inquired, plopping down on the huge sectional sofa beside
Jim. However, her question remained unanswered. Honey, sensing the men
were too busy to even notice Trixie and Diana’s arrival, jumped in with an
answer. “One of the men in the blue uniforms
jumped on the grass at the end of the field with all the writing on it,” she
explained, obviously quite proud of herself. “Then, the guy in the matching
costume came out and kicked the ball between the huge fork thing, and the
guys haven’t stopped talking about it.” Di smirked over at her
husband, who was still yelling congratulations to his team. “I haven’t seen
Mart this excited since Sleepyside got its own Subway restaurant.” “I wonder if they know
that the guys on TV can’t hear them?” Trixie wondered aloud, rolling her eyes
at Jim’s unabashed jubilation. “Daddy said that watching this TV is just
like being there,” Honey pointed out, giggling. “Men are so dumb,” Di
commented with a roll of her own eyes. “Trixie, are you sure you want to marry one?” Trixie stared at her
fiancé, who was currently doing a victory dance which was a strange cross
between the Tequila and the Macarena. “At this moment, I really can’t say for
sure. Jim doesn’t even know I’m here.” “True,” Di agreed. “We
could give a hula recital in the buff, and I don’t think Mart would even
flinch.” “I know Brian
wouldn’t,” Honey stated wryly. Her mind drifted back to the scene in the
kitchen at Crabapple Farm, wondering how Brian missed inheriting Peter’s
amorous genes. With a shake of her head, she quickly refocused her attention
elsewhere. “Are they always like this, Di?” Trixie
inquired, feigning fear. “Sadly, yes.” Di
inhaled deeply, a frown marring her delicate features. “Mart practically
smothers me with attention except for certain holidays: College football bowl
games, the NBA playoffs, the World Series, the Super Bowl, and hunting
season.” Honey furrowed her brow
inquisitively. “Those aren’t holidays.” “Not to you,” Di corrected. “However, to those
of the male species, those are the most important dates on the calendar. Today,
some people are celebrating the birth of a new year; others are celebrating
the Sugar Bowl. Alas ladies, our significant others are among those
celebrating the Sugar Bowl.” “I’m tempted to hit the
breaker and make them think there’s been a power outage,” Trixie said,
smiling tartly. “I think Daddy has a
generator, purchased for that specific purpose,” Honey remarked. Trixie snapped her
fingers in disappointment. “Curse Mr. Wheeler and his blasted foresight!” For some reason, that
statement made Di double over with laughter. “At first… I thought…” she
gasped, trying to catch her breath, “I thought… you said… ‘blasted foreskin’…” Trixie and Honey
simultaneously joined in the uproarious giggling. The noise apparently was
loud enough to make their presence known. A chorus of “shushes” came from in
front of the giant television. “Speaking of foreskin,” Trixie muttered in a
threatening tone, “I wonder how they’d like theirs forcibly removed.” Her comment only served
to make the girls chuckle harder, which once again drew the boys’ ire. “Shhh!” Dan demanded
angrily. “If you girls want to giggle and gab, go somewhere else!” “You’re not telling
those scantily clad cheerleaders to shush,
and they’re louder than we are,” Trixie pointed out snippily. “Well, they’re yelling about something
important— this football game!” Jim retorted. “You’re squawking about
something I probably don’t want to know about.” Trixie gave a saucy
grin. “Probably.” “I think the answer to
that one would be ‘definitely’,” Honey amended coyly. “Maybe we should squawk
about something else,” Di suggested in an offhand manner. “Like why Honey was
so embarrassed after she came back from the kitchen at the Farm.” Honey shot her
ebony-haired friend a dirty look, which Trixie intercepted. “You walked in on Moms
and Dad making out, didn’t you?” Trixie inquired, her expression a mixture of
disgust and curiosity. Still silent, Honey’s
scathing expression spoke multitudes. Her golden-brown eyebrows were closely
drawn together in a knot of frustration. Her large hazel eyes had hardened
into shards of amber, virtually shooting sparks of fire as she glared at her
best friends. The only noise she made was a loud huff as she exhaled loudly
through a protruded lower lip. Never in a million years would her friends
understand that she wasn’t upset about being embarrassed; her frustration was
due to something much more personal. “You did! You walked in
on the Beldens getting busy!” Di hooted. As quickly as it had started,
Diana’s merriment ceased. A serious expression, marred only by a set of
sparkling violet eyes, clouded her pretty features. She leaned forward
slightly towards Honey and whispered conspiratorially, “What’d you see?” “Diana!” Trixie
exclaimed, covering her ears in an attempt to shield them from hearing the
answer. An angelic smile spread
across Di’s full lips. “What?” she questioned succinctly. “Those are my parents
you’re talking about!” Trixie snapped gruffly. “They aren’t my parents, and Peter Belden’s still
hot,” Di corrected with a snicker. “So dish out the dirt, Honey.” Mart looked up from the
television, which was now broadcasting a commercial. “What on earth are you girls yakking about?” “What your mom and dad
were doing when Honey went in there to get your snack,” Di responded, smiling
tartly. She crossed the floor and climbed into her husband’s lap. “And I just
informed your sister that Peter and Helen aren’t my parents, so I want
details.” “They’re your parents
by marriage,” Mart pointed out
firmly. “And as your husband, I order
you not to talk about it anymore.” Di crossed her arms,
her chin lifted as she proffered a challenge. “You what?” “I… uhhh… beseech you,
for the sake of all that is good, holy, and pure, to pretty please with sugar
on top not talk about this subject anymore, unless it’s absolutely
necessary.” Mart gulped loudly, and then added in a small voice, “Please,
kitten?” “Way to stand your
ground, Mart,” Jim said, sarcasm dripping from each word. Mart merely snorted in response.
“Sure, you talk big now, Jimbo. Let’s see what you have to say when you’re
wearing the world’s tiniest handcuff.” He held up his left hand as an example
of said “handcuff”. He promptly found a fist, one finger of which bore the
handcuff that matched his, rammed firmly against his gut. The force was firm
enough to let him know she meant business, yet gentle enough not to damage
him permanently. Mart, always the ham, doubled over, pretending to gasp for
oxygen. “What he means is,” Di said sweetly, her vocal
tone the epitome of demureness, “is that once you’re enjoying matrimonial
bliss, Jim, your priorities may change. After you become half of a whole, you
realize that just because something isn’t important to you, it may be important
to your other— and dare I say— better
half. You’d be wise to learn this lesson now before, say, you end up sleeping
on the couch for the next week.” She ended her tirade by standing up and
hurling a murderous glare down at her husband. From her vantage point
several feet away, Trixie hooted uproariously. “You tell him, Di!” Mart warily stood
upright, keeping one eye on Diana to see if she was going to sock him again.
He coughed slightly, acting as if his lungs were adjusting to fresh oxygen.
“Honey, help stop the violence,” he playfully rasped. “Could you please tell us what you caught Moms
and Dad doing before Di inflicts any more domestic abuse on me?” “You’d better quit
while you’re ahead, mister,” Di warned, “or you’ll be the one sleeping on the couch. I’m already mad at you
for leaving without me.” Mart lifted his chin
proudly. “Well, I’ll have you know that men like sleeping on the couch.” “Is that so?” Di
queried, one ebony brow raised slightly. “Yeah!” Mart insisted.
“Sleeping on the couch is like camping out, but with TV.” Di snickered, obviously
unconcerned with her husband’s feigned bravado. “But Mart, darling, there’s
no sugar on the couch.” She paused
momentarily, her long, sooty eyelashes lowered flirtatiously as she continued
in a husky voice, “Well, at least not when I’m mad at you, that is.” “No sugar on the
couch?” Mart asked rather pitifully. Di flipped her long,
wavy hair off her shoulders in a discreet yet sultry way. “Not even a pack of
Sweet ‘n Low.” “Honey, please tell us what happened!” Mart
begged, staring at Honey with pleading eyes. “I need my sugar. I need, I need!” A smile wiggled at the
corners of Honey’s mouth. Although she tried to keep her irritated expression
intact, she found that to be impossible. One could never remain annoyed when
Mart and Diana Belden were around to entertain. “Well, if you must know, when I went in to get Mart a snack,” —Honey paused to shoot
a dirty look in his direction— “apparently I interrupted a little liaison between Mr. and Mrs. Belden in
the kitchen.” “Okay! I’ve heard
enough!” Brian bellowed loudly. “Now let’s talk about something else!” “But I’m not finished
talking about this yet,” Di
interjected sweetly. “Go on, Honey.” The subject of his
parents’ aforementioned liaison made the ever-uptight Brian wiggle in
embarrassment. “Mart, tell your woman to go home and watch Oprah. We’re in
the middle of a football game.” Mart snorted scornfully
at his older brother. “You tell
her! I’m afraid of her. She’s already punched me in the gut and threatened to
cut off my sugar supply.” “Too much sugar’s bad
for you,” Brian lectured sternly. “Not the kind I’m
getting tonight!” Mart waggled his sandy brows suggestively. “Would you stop?!” Trixie ordered, not sure whether to groan or to giggle.
“You’re worse than Moms and Dad!” “Are you sure about
that, Trix?” Jim questioned with a wry smile. “At least Honey’s never walked
in on Mart and Di getting busy.” Dan grinned wickedly.
“No, but I have.” Brian reluctantly
raised his hand. “I have, too.” “I can’t help it.” Mart
gave a sniff of importance. “I’m a Belden and it’s in my genes.” Diana smoothed her
hair, which had been mussed a few minutes earlier. “Since we’ve been married
for five years, I consider myself an expert on what’s inside Mart’s ‘genes’,
and he’s definitely his father’s son.” “Quit!” Trixie ordered,
covering her ears and squeezing her eyes shut. “I don’t know what’s in Mart’s
genes, and I really don’t care to find out!” “So Honey, what’s in Brian’s
genes?” Di queried, her expression the portrait of innocence. “Does he
possess that particular Belden trait?” “Hey!” Brian sputtered
indignantly. “I’d rather not discuss what’s in my genes in such a public
forum.” “Why not?” Di’s smile
was still angelic. “Don’t you have anything substantial in there?” “My genes are quite
substantial, thank you very much,” Brian retorted. “Well, if you’re that proud of them, you really should
consider making that naughty scrapbook for Honey,” Di said offhandedly, inspecting
her manicure. “You know, Photoshop
can be a very powerful tool.” A throw pillow promptly smacked Diana upside the head, only serving to
make her giggling start anew. “Are you finished yet?” Jim asked, his tone stern. “The game’s back
on.” “Oh, waaa-waaaa,” Di murmured. “I’ll need half a baby aspirin to get
over that.” “Do you mind?” Dan sighed impatiently. “Holly Rowe is on the sidelines,
trying to tell us what’s going on. You’re being very rude.” Trixie snorted in her most unladylike fashion. “You don’t care what she
has to say; you just think she’s hot.” “That’s beside the point,” Dan hedged. “I merely want to hear what
insight she has to offer about this sporting event. And besides, Erin Andrews
is the one who’s hot, not Holly.” “Well, I’ve heard her speak from the sidelines,” Di stated in an
exasperated manner. “Once I heard her say that WVU was located in ‘western’
Virginia. Since she isn’t even aware that there are fifty states, what
intelligent insight could she possibly have to offer? What kind of a
journalist is she?” “Shhh!” Dan hissed, straining to hear the television, oblivious to what
Diana had said. Trixie stood before the men, her hands on her hips and her lips drawn
downward in a frown. “You men-folk have been watching bowl coverage since
dawn; you need a break, and we do, too.” “Ooh, ooh!” Honey waved her hands in excitement. “There’s a Cary Grant
marathon on AMC! Why don’t we watch that instead for a little while?” “Great idea, sis,” Jim said. “How about you girls go in my study and see
which Cary flick is on? Not that it matters to any of you; you’ll all be
drooling in a matter of seconds at the mere sight of Mr. Grant…” “I know what’s going on here.” Trixie stomped over to the couch and
plopped down beside Jim. “You’re
trying to get rid of us.” “Of course I’m not,” Jim insisted. “I’m watching my best team with my
best girl. Who could ask for anything more than that?” “I could ask for some
headphones right now,” Dan mumbled. “Or maybe some duct tape…” Trixie stuck her tongue out at her dark-haired friend. “Just for that, you don’t get any of Moms’ apple pie.
And it’s the kind with the crumbly top, too.” “Trixie, I’m going to say this as nicely as possible.” Dan spoke slowly
and distinctly. “Unless you’ve discovered a still-warm corpse in the formal
living room, could you please reduce the chatter to a minimum of one word
replies? We’re trying to watch this
game.” “Well, excuuuuuuse me,”
Trixie drawled out dramatically with a hip gyration thrown in to boot. “It’s
not my fault you guys are so engrossed in such a dumb game, and that I’m
bored out of my gourd and forced to entertain myself by whatever means
necessary. Forgive me for trying to stay awake.” “To quote Edgar Allen Poe’s ‘The Premature Burial’,” Mart began
grandly, “ ‘There are certain themes of which the
interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the
purposes of legitimate fiction’.” Trixie
scrunched her nose in confusion. “What is that
supposed to mean?” “It
means to shut up before I give you a premature burial,” Mart supplied
helpfully, with a playful shake of his fist. “Ha,
ha,” Trixie snorted. “You two are certifiably insane,” Brian remarked dryly. He stood up
from the recliner in which he had been sitting. “I’m going in the kitchen to
get something to drink. I’m assuming that Cook won’t have a problem with
that?” “Just make sure to restock the fridge,” Jim ordered. “And be sure
there’s an even number of each thing in there.” “This lady’s more anal than Brian!” Di teased with an impish giggle. “Hey, I resemble that remark,” Brian intoned. “Does anyone else want
anything while I’m up?” Six hands quickly went up, followed by six orders. “I’ll give you a hand, Bri,” Trixie offered, jumping up from her perch
beside Jim. She followed her oldest brother into the gourmet chef’s dream of
a kitchen. Brian had already opened the industrial-sized refrigerator and was
searching inside. “What did Jim say he wanted?” “A root beer,” Trixie answered. “And Di wanted a diet cola, Mart wanted
a regular cola, Honey wanted a Perrier, Dan wanted a Dr. Pepper, and I wanted
a strawberry pop.” “How do you remember all that stuff, yet manage to forget to cut the
price tags off your clothes?” he inquired, furrowing his brow thoughtfully. “I remember the stuff that really matters,” was her clipped response. “So, do you remember where they keep the microwave popcorn?” he
questioned, pilfering through the many cupboards. Trixie promptly opened the correct cabinet, pulled out a box of Orville
Redenbacher extra-buttery popcorn, and handed it to her brother. “Bri?”
“Yes?” Brian was too
busy opening the package of popcorn to meet her troubled gaze. “Has Mart talked to you
about anything lately?” she asked softly. “He asked me to take a
look at their Jeep Cherokee the other day,” he responded. “He thought the
engine was missing, but I changed the spark plugs and took care of it.” Trixie shook her head.
“No, I meant has he talked to you about him and Di?” Brian gave a slight
shrug. “He said they had a nice time last night at the country club.” “Has he said anything
about any problems they’re having?” “Nope, he hasn’t said
anything to me.” Brian quickly finished punching in the cook time on the
microwave, and then looked at his sister. “Which leads me to the conclusion
that, if there is a problem— and I
did say if— it’s not any of my
business.” “Well, they’re our
family, so that makes it our
business,” Trixie pointed out with a sniff. Brian looked over at
his sister quizzically. “You’re not worried about them because of the
handcuff thing, are you? They were obviously joking about that, and you and I
both know they won’t be eating actual sugar tonight.” “I know. That’s not
what I’m talking about,” she interjected hastily. “Don’t you think Di’s been
acting funny lately?” “Not any funnier than
usual.” He leaned back and waited for the kernels to begin popping. “Why?
Have you noticed something?” “Yeah, ever since I got back from
California,” Trixie answered with a frown. “Are you sure you haven’t noticed something?” Brian shrugged again.
“Maybe. It’s hard to say, though. Di’s always been emotional.” “She’d slug you if she
heard you say that,” she commented with a roll of her eyes. “That’d just prove my
point.” He grinned over at her. “Listen, Trix, I’m sure there’s nothing to
worry about. Every couple has their highs and lows. Besides, if Mart and Di
got along any better than they do now, they’d have to be surgically attached
at the hip. Those two are so in love that it’s disgusting.” Trixie looked away in
embarrassment. “Well, actually they’re not as disgusting as they used to be.” Brian’s dark brown eyes
widened in exaggerated shock. “Dear Lord in heaven; you’re becoming one of
them. My little sister has been replaced by a pod person.” “I’m not a pod person,”
she said with a snort. “You are.” He nodded
his head emphatically. “Soon you’re going to be just as sappy and mushy as
Mart, and only Bobby and I will remain.” Trixie giggled and
teasingly gave him a gentle shove. “I’m serious, Bri.” She pursed her lips
thoughtfully to one side. “Have you ever noticed that Diana always gets upset
when anyone mentions having a baby?” “Can’t say that I
have,” he said matter-of-factly. “Of course, it wouldn’t be the first time
I’ve missed something obvious.” “Well, I’ve noticed it.” Although the rest
of the group was in the rec room, Trixie leaned forward conspiratorially and
spoke in a whisper. “I think she’s pregnant.” “You what?” Brian’s thick brows met in the
groove at the bridge of his nose. “I think she’s
pregnant!” she repeated with a flourish. Once she realized how loudly she had
spoken, she clamped her hand over her mouth. “Why would you think
that?” Trixie’s cheeks turned
a dark shade of pink. “Well, I kind of
overheard her phone conversation with her mom—” “You eavesdropped?!”
Brian interrupted. “Sort of,” she
admitted. “So you heard her say
that she was pregnant?” “Well, not in those exact words…” Brian chuckled. “I
don’t think I’d make baby shower arrangements yet, Trix. This wouldn’t be the
first time you took something you heard out of context.” “It also wouldn’t be
the first time that I’ve figured something out by jumping to conclusions,”
she pointed out. “Besides, I’d already suspected that she was going to have a
baby. Before I went to California, Mart mentioned he and Di wanted to start a
family. Don’t you remember?” “Not really.” Not
nearly as interested in this particular subject as his sister, Brian checked
the progress of his snack. “On the way to the
airport,” she reminded him. “Remember?” “I suppose,” he
remarked. It was clear by his tone that he was just saying that in hopes his
sister would leave well enough alone. “I’ll bet that’s it.”
Trixie’s cheeks flushed happily as she continued thinking about the
possibility of becoming an aunt. “Di’s pregnant, and that’s making her moody.” “She’s been moody?” “Don’t you notice
anything?” she asked with a loud sigh. “I notice that you jump
to a lot of conclusion.” Brian quirked a skeptical brow. “If she’s expecting,
why hasn’t she told everyone? She had the perfect opportunity last night at
the country club.” Taken aback by the
wrinkle in her explanation, Trixie gnawed on a hangnail. “That’s a good
question,” she mumbled, “but I’m sure if we think hard enough, we can come up
with an answer.” Brian crossed his arms,
a smirk planted firmly on his lips. “Of course, the easiest explanation for
why she hasn’t made an announcement is that she isn’t pregnant.” “Well, sure, that
explains why she hasn’t told us, but we still don’t know why she said all
that weird stuff on the phone and why she’s been so moody.” Trixie’s normally
cheerful countenance clouded over with worry for her family. “She hasn’t been
herself for months. I’ve caught her crying for no reason, but she insists
nothing’s wrong.” “Maybe she’s just got a
case of the blues?” he suggested. “A lot of people suffer from depression
this time of the year, since the days are so cold and dreary and it gets dark
so early.” “She’s not depressed,”
she insisted stubbornly. “Something’s up with her and Mart; I feel it in my
bones. And if I heard what I think
I heard, she’s going to have a baby. I just don’t know why she’d be so upset
about being pregnant.” Brian exhaled loudly,
the lines of his forehead furrowing deeply. It appeared that he was
struggling within himself, wondering what and how much he should say. After a
labored pause, he looked hard at his sister. “Have you ever considered the
flip side, Trix?” “What do you mean?” “Maybe she’s not moody
because she’s pregnant,” he offered reluctantly. He shrugged slightly, and then
added hastily, “It’s none of my business, really…” Trixie narrowed her
wide blue eyes at him. “What’re you saying? It’s obvious that you know more
than you’re letting on.” “Mart hasn’t said
anything to me, if that’s what you’re thinking.” Brian smiled wryly. “But now
that you mention it, Di has been
acting strangely lately, especially about the pregnancy issue.” “Go on,” she prodded
with a sigh of impatience. “The other day at the
academy, Jim’s secretary teased her about what a disaster there would be in
the fine arts depart if Di ever went on maternity leave,” Brian said slowly.
“You should’ve seen Di’s face. I thought for a minute that she was going to
claw Dessie’s eyes out, and she loves Dessie like a grandmother.” Trixie lifted a single
brow speculatively. “What’re you getting at?” “So, have you ever
considered that maybe Di doesn’t want
to be pregnant?” Brian shook his head in response to his sister’s confused
expression. “Who’ve you heard talking about wanting to start a family— Mart
or Di?” “Mart,” she replied
softly. “But Di’s always loved kids. She was always volunteering to take care
of her brothers and sisters. All four of them, for Pete’s sake! And don’t you
remember how much she loved taking care of Dodgie?” “But that doesn’t mean
she wants a child of her own right now,” Brian pointed out. “Maybe Mart’s the one who wants to start a
family, not Di.” “That doesn’t make
sense,” Trixie insisted with a stubborn shake of her head. “Di loves kids.
Frankly, I’m surprised they don’t have half a dozen of them by now; they must
have some powerful birth control.” “Maybe you’re right,”
Brian conceded half-heartedly. “After all, you’re closer to Di than I am. I
just thought that with her recent promotion to assistant curator at the
museum, in addition to her part-time teaching position at the school, she
might be reluctant to give all that up to start a family.” “She wouldn’t have to give it up,” she whispered. “True, but she’d have
to slow down a bit.” The microwave beeped, signaling their snack had finished
popping. He deftly pulled out the hot bag and poured it into a large bowl.
“I’d better join the others. Bring in those drinks, will you?” Trixie nodded silently.
As her brother began moving away, she said, “I don’t think you’re right,
Bri.” “I hope I’m not.”
Without another word, he carried a couple of cans and the bowl of popcorn
into the other room. “I don’t care what
Brian says,” Trixie murmured softly to herself with a haughty lift of her
chin, “they aren’t fighting about
whether or not they should have kids. They may be having problems with
something else, but not with each other. I’d bet my bottom dollar on that.” “You’d bet your bottom
dollar on what?” The husky voice of
her fiancé drew Trixie from her mulling. “That you’ll be willing
to help me carry the rest of these sodas into the rec room,” she hedged,
mustering a bright smile. Jim leaned down and
kissed the top of her curly head. “Well, you wouldn’t lose that dollar.” He
reached out and grabbed a few cans of soda, then led the way back into the
recreation room. Trixie quietly
followed, her azure gaze becoming troubled as it fell upon her brother and
sister-in-law. As she handed out the beverages, she kept one eye on the
couple, studying them as she would a suspect. Mart had moved to the
large leather recliner, and Diana sat on his lap, wrapped securely in his
possessive embrace. Mart’s left arm was placed protectively around his
bride’s waist, drawing her as close to him as possible, and Di rested her
head contentedly on his shoulder. As if cuddling couldn’t provide enough
physical contact, the fingers of Di’s left hand were entwined in the fingers
of Mart’s right one. Strangely, Mart’s eyes never drifted once from Di’s face
to the football game on TV. The blissful smiles on each of their faces
painted a picture of adoration in its purest form. It was obvious to all,
especially to those who knew them best, that Mart and Diana were lovers. And since Trixie knew
her almost-twin and his wife better than she knew herself, she knew there was
another explanation for Diana’s moodiness, as well as the mysterious phone
conversation. Dinner was a sumptuous
affair. Helen had expertly cooked to perfection their family’s favorite New Year
foods. Forsaking the tradition of “eating poor”, her main course included
corned beef and cabbage, roasted potatoes, green bean casserole, sweet glazed
carrots, and sesame dinner rolls.
Crabapple Farm’s stretchy walls (not to mention their dining room
table) were expanded to the limit with the Beldens, their middle son’s
in-laws and unmarried children, the non-Belden Bob-Whites, as well as Regan
and Elijah Maypenny. To say the occasion was
festive was putting it mildly. Before dessert could be
served, Jim stood up and tapped his fork against his goblet of sparkling
cider. “If I could have your undivided attention, I have an important
announcement to make.” “She’d better not be
pregnant, Jim,” Bobby called from the kitchen, sending his tablemates into a
fit of snickers. He and both sets of the Lynch twins had been “banished” (as
he so bitterly termed it) to the table in there since there wasn’t room for
them at the one in the dining room. Ignoring his youngest
son’s misguided attempt at humor, Peter motioned towards his future
son-in-law. “Go on, Jim.” Upon seeing twelve
pairs of eyes solely focused on him, a lump rose in Jim’s throat. However,
after an encouraging smile from his fiancée, he was able to continue. “After
much discussion, last night Trixie and I agreed on a wedding date.” He paused
dramatically, and then added excitedly, “July seventh!” Several whoops and
hollers echoed from the dining room table as his news was met with
enthusiasm. “July seventh. The day
we found Jim at Ten Acres,” Honey murmured, sentimental tears forming in her
large, hazel eyes. Without another
word, she reached over and clasped her brother’s hand. “Oh, Trixie. I’m so
happy for you, darling.” Helen used her cloth napkin to wipe a few happy
tears of her own, and then gasped suddenly in surprise. “July seventh! Why,
that’s only one, two, three… That’s a little over six months from now! How
can we ever plan a wedding so quickly?” “We’ll manage,” Trixie
answered happily as she looked over lovingly at Jim. Apparently, she was no
longer concerned with the many preparations yet to be made. Helen’s brow furrowed
as she began ticking off the items on her mental to-do list. “There’s the
bridal gown to be designed and made, the church to be booked, the guest list
to be—” “You can’t plan the
whole thing tonight, dear,” Carolyn Lynch interrupted with a smile. “I’ll
take you and Maddie out to lunch in the city next week, and I’ll give the
lowdown about planning a modern-day society wedding. By the time we scarf
down our Crepes
Suzette, we’ll have the whole thing planned out.” Helen cast a grateful
smile at her oldest friend. “I don’t see why you’re
so worried, Helen,” Ed Lynch proclaimed in a booming voice. “Peter here is
the one with all the responsibility. After all, he has to sign all the
checks.” Finding his own joke hilarious, Ed paused to chuckle heartily. As the adults continued
their conversation, the Bob-Whites added their congratulations. “That’s wonderful news,
Trix,” Mart told her. “I know I really pushed your buttons last night, and I
hope I didn’t make you mad. I honestly just wanted to see you happy, and
judging by that grin on your face, let the record show that I was right.” “This time,” Trixie stated with a grin. “And you should probably
add to the record that if it hadn’t been for your lovely bride, we wouldn’t
have anything to celebrate right now.” She exchanged a secretive smile with
her sister-in-law. “I’m always happy to
help those I love,” Di said, reaching over to pat Trixie’s hand. “Congratulations, Sis,”
Brian added. He turned to his best friend and winked. “Jim, there’s still
time for her to change her mind, so you’d better treat her right.” “Yes, sir,” Jim
responded with a mock salute. “Enough with all these
formalities,” Dan proclaimed, hopping up from his seat. He walked over to the
bride-to-be, leaned down, and kissed the top of her head. “Congrats,
Freckles.” He then turned to Jim. “Do you think marriage will settle this
filly down?” Jim gave a broad,
lopsided grin. “Not a chance.” “Well, at least I’ll be
close by to help you keep an eye on her,” Dan replied, thumping his friend on
the back in a consoling manner before he sat back down. “So, how do you feel
now that you’ve set the date?” Mart inquired. “Absolutely wonderful,”
Jim answered, a peaceful expression on his face. He glanced pointedly at
Brian and Honey. “And I must say, the water feels great, in case anyone else
would like to jump in.” “You hear that, Dan?”
Elijah Maypenny muttered from the opposite end of the table. “I’ll jump in right after
you do,” Dan countered cheerfully. He quickly turned his attention to his
uncle. “And that goes double for you, so don’t even start with me.” The copper-haired
horseman raised a freckled hand in protest. “I wasn’t going to say a word.” “Well, this calls for a
celebration,” Helen announced as she stood up from the table. “I’ll bring in
dessert. I may not have had time to make Crepes Suzette, but I worked very
hard on my Dutch Apple Pies.” Mart was quick to voice
his approval. “Mmm-mmmm! Sounds good to me, Moms!” “I’ll give you a hand,
Helen,” Carolyn offered, following her friend to the kitchen. Trixie’s eyes traveled
to the far end of the large dining table. “Dad, you’ve been kind of quiet.
Are you okay with the date?” Peter slowly met his
daughter’s gaze, his chin trembling slightly. “Princess, I don’t think you
could’ve picked a better day. I know you and Jim will be just as happy as
your mother and me.” “Thank you, Daddy,”
Trixie told him, her eyes sparkling. After the last morsel
of dessert was inhaled, Peter leaned back in his chair and groaned loudly.
“That was excellent, sweetheart. You outdid yourself.” There were several
murmurs of agreement coming from the dining room and adjacent kitchen. “I’m glad everyone
enjoyed it,” Helen told them, her blue eyes shining brightly. Nothing brought
her more happiness than preparing a delicious meal for those she loved. “Do you need my help in
the kitchen?” Peter’s expression clearly told everyone that he hoped his
assistance wasn’t required, but if
it was needed, he’d do whatever he could. Helen winked at her
husband. “After all your help this afternoon, I wouldn’t dare keep you from
your bowl game.” A loud sigh of relief came
from the head of the table, followed by a groan as he stood up from his
chair. “Ugh… I ate too much.” “You ate too much?” Jolly Ed Lynch chuckled heartily. “Helen, I’m
going to need a gurney to carry me to the door. Do you have one handy?” Carolyn patted her
husband’s hand. “Ed, dear, maybe that third helping of everything wasn’t such
a good idea.” “Well, that tells me
who ate all of Moms’ rolls,” Bobby called from the kitchen. “You ate your fair
share, young man,” Ed argued good-naturedly. “Just wait until your metabolism
slows down. You’ll be shopping at the men’s ‘Big and Tall’ store, too.” Muffled muttering
followed by a round of boisterous laughter echoed from the kitchen. And since
Bobby laughed the loudest, the adults had a feeling that the joke was not on
him. “What was that, son?”
Ed queried. “Nothing!” Bobby
hollered. His response only served to make the Lynch children, including
Diana, laugh harder. “Are you guys going
back to Manor House to watch the next game?” Trixie asked, returning the subject
to football. Mart moaned loudly and
patted his extremely full belly. “I can’t speak for anyone else, but I don’t
think I have the strength to make it out to the car.” “Me either.” Brian removed
the napkin from his lap with a wince. “Moms, I haven’t eaten that much since…
Well, since Christmas,” he added with a sheepish grin. “I don’t think I could
waddle to the door, much less all the way outside.” “I vote we crawl into
the den and watch the Rose Bowl here,” Jim suggested. “Sounds good to me,”
Dan answered. He turned to his uncle and his elderly guardian. “Are you guys
staying for the big game? It’s supposed to be a good one.” “I’m afraid I have
chores waiting for me,” Regan replied reluctantly. “I really hate to eat and
run, Mrs. B., but there’s a stable full of horses up the hill that won’t get
their dinner until I give it to them.” “That’s fine, Regan,”
Helen assured him. “But before you leave, let me get you some leftovers to
take home.” Before he could argue, the hostess had already hopped up from her
seat to find containers to hold an assortment of corned beef, cabbage,
potatoes, and whatever else she could fit inside. “What about you, Mr.
Maypenny?” Honey inquired. “Do you like football?” “Honey dear, I’m afraid
I haven’t watched that game since the players wore leather helmets,” Mr.
Maypenny told her with a chuckle. “Besides, since Regan is driving me home,
I’ll leave with him and see if he needs a hand with the horses.” “Will any of you ladies
be joining us in front of the tube?” Ed questioned. Helen grinned as she
scooped up mounds of food into several orange 80s-era Tupperware containers.
“Sorry, Ed, but I prefer that Mt. McKinley-sized heap of dirty dishes in the
kitchen to football.” “Moms!” Trixie
exclaimed. “You’re supposed to take it easy while we clean everything up!” “I won’t do much,”
Helen promised. “I’ll just put away leftovers while you girls do dishes.” Carolyn giggled coyly.
“I like eating here. I haven’t been called a ‘girl’ in eons.” The adults laughed as
the men and women went their separate ways. Only the youngest Lynch twins,
Grace and Sarah, followed the men-folk into the den. “Whew, I can’t believe
how much quieter it is in here,” Helen commented as she began running hot,
soapy water in the farmhouse-style sink. Trixie gently pushed
her mother aside. “Moms, you promised
you’d only put away the leftovers,” she reminded the older woman. “But there are so
many…” Helen began. Honey and Diana quickly
joined Trixie at the large sink, effectively blocking Helen from the mound of
dirty dishes. “With Trixie washing,
Honey drying, and me putting them away, we’ll be done in no time,” Di said
firmly. “Now, why don’t you tackle those leftovers so you can relax with a
cup of tea?” “All right,” Helen
finally conceded with a smile. “Mrs. Belden has spoken.” Di returned her
mother-in-law’s warm smile, the bond between the two women obvious. “Helen, I love these
aprons,” Carolyn commented as she formed a bow with the royal-blue strings
behind her back. “I think you have one in every color.” “I can give you the
pattern, if you’d like,” Helen offered. She pulled her own red, smock-like
apron over her head. “They’re simple to make.” Carolyn chuckled
prettily. “I haven’t sewn in years. I’m not sure I’d remember how.” “It’s just like riding
a bike, Car,” Helen told her, laughing. “It all comes back to you.” As the two older ladies
talking about sewing and other household chores, the three younger ones
listened with interest. “It’s just like
stepping in a time machine and seeing what you two will be like in
twenty-five years,” Honey said matter-of-factly. Trixie cocked her head
pensively to one side, her mouth pinched with irritation. “I’m sorry, but I
can’t see that.” “I can.” Diana covered her mouth as she tried to stifle a giggle
and dodge Trixie’s angry glare all at once. “Except Trixie won’t be
telling you that sewing is easy,” Honey amended. “You’ve got that right!” Trixie bellowed with a snort.
She practically tossed the skillet she was washing at Honey, who barely
caught it. “Too bad Mother isn’t
here so we could see how I’d turn out,” Honey commented. Di chuckled. “No
offense to your mom, Hon, but I really can’t see her rolling up the sleeves
of her Armani blouse and pitching in to help.” “Me neither,” Honey
admitted with a smile of her own. “And I definitely can’t imagine her talking
about sewing.” “That’s one thing we
have in common,” Trixie remarked. “Well, except for the Armani blouse…” Honey absentmindedly
rubbed the dish towel against the cast iron skillet to dry it. “I wonder
where we’ll be in twenty-five years.” “Probably still washing
these dishes unless we pick up the pace a little.” Di giggled as she put away
the dried skillet. Loud footsteps
approaching caused the girls to cease their laughing. Trixie looked up to see
her youngest brother walking hurriedly towards the back entrance of the
kitchen. “Hey, Bobby,” she
called to him. “Where are you going?” Either Bobby didn’t
hear her greeting, or he chose to ignore it.
Determined to have her question answered, Trixie threw her dishrag
into the water and followed him outside. “Bobby!” she yelled.
“Stop! I want to talk to you!” The tall,
broad-shouldered teenager who once had been so short and chubby turned around
to face her. “I’m sorta in a hurry, Trix.” “Where are you going?”
Trixie asked, shivering from the cold. “Aren’t you going to watch football
with the rest of the guys?” Bobby shook his head,
his shaggy curls bobbing from side to side. “Nah, it’s no fun in there.” “No fun?” Trixie
repeated incredulously. “I find that hard to believe. Mr. Lynch could have
fun at a funeral.” He merely shrugged in
response. “Are you going out by
yourself?” she prodded. “Well, there’s nobody
with me…” “Smart aleck,” Trixie
remarked with a rueful chuckle. “Maybe you ask the Lynch twins if they want
to tag along.” “As a matter of fact, I
did ask Sarah to come along,” Bobby
informed her with a devilish grin. “But Mr. Lynch wouldn’t let her.” Trixie’s brow furrowed
with concern. “I wonder why.” “Don’t know, don’t
care,” was his terse response. “Do you hang around
with Larry and Terry much?” she questioned in what she hoped was a casual
tone. “Not really,” Bobby
answered. “We don’t have that much in common anymore.” She nodded slowly,
recalling the conversation she’d had with Mart a few days earlier. “So, are
you meeting anyone?” Bobby shrugged. “I’m
going to pick up Wart. We’ve got stuff we need to do.” Trixie carefully
studied her baby brother, his bloodshot eyes raising several red flags. “What
kind of stuff?” “Stuff guys my age do,”
was his cryptic answer. “You’ve barely been
home lately,” she remarked. “Moms told me you’re only here to sleep and eat.” Bobby snorted loudly.
“Why should you care?” “Uhh… because I’m your
sister; that’s why,” she retorted in a sarcastic tone. Although she was a
good foot shorter than Bobby, somehow she managed to look down at him. “It’s
my job to worry about you.” “Well, how ‘bout I fire
you?” he suggested with a smirk. “Sorry, but you can’t
get rid of me that easily.” “Bummer,” Bobby replied
evasively. Tired of tiptoeing
around the subject, Trixie finally laid out all her cards on the table.
“Bobby, I don’t like that guy you’ve been hanging out with.” “That’s okay,” Bobby
said with another shrug of his broad shoulders. “He don’t like you much
either.” Trixie sighed loudly,
purposely ignoring her brother’s poor grammar. “And you’re okay with that?
Never mind. Don’t answer that.” “It’s not like we sit
around and talk about our families like a bunch of girls,” he offered. She took a deep breath,
and then braced herself. “Bobby, what do
you and Kirby do?” “His name is Wart,” Bobby corrected with a roll of his eyes. “No, Robert, his name is Kirby; his nickname
is Wart. And for the record, it’s a very stupid
nickname.” Trixie whacked her younger brother on the shoulder. “What’s wrong
with you, hanging around a kid like that? You know better.” “Nothing’s wrong with
me,” he argued heatedly. “What’s wrong with you?” “What’s wrong with me is my little brother spends more time with
his friends than he does his own family. It’s New Year’s Day, for crying out
loud.” Trixie gave a huff of annoyance. “Couldn’t you sit at home for one
measly night and spend the holiday with us?” “When you were a
teenager, you spent more time with
the Bob-Whites than you did me,” Bobby pointed out, his lips framing a pout.
“So, what’s the difference?” “The difference is,” she began impatiently, “that the Bob-Whites
weren’t like Wart.” Her upper lip
curled as she said the name. “What’s wrong with
Wart?” Trixie took a deep
breath and silently counted to ten. “For starters, none of the Bob-Whites had
a criminal record.” “Dan spent time in
juvie hall, and I assume he didn’t get thrown in the kiddie clink because he
was such a law-abiding citizen.” Bobby smirked smugly at his sister. “You’re
a hypocrite, Sis.” “What do you mean by
that?” Bobby shrugged. “Well,
you yap at me about being friends with a juvenile delinquent when you were
buddies with one yourself.” Trixie spent many hours
dealing with hardened criminals; she wasn’t going to be intimidated by one
teenager currently too big for his boxer-shorts-revealing britches. “Dan was nothing like Wart, Bobby,” she argued
heatedly. “Dan has always shown
remorse for his past, which is a lot more than I can say for your so-called friend.” “What do you know about
Wart?” Bobby snorted scornfully; he had become accustomed to the fact that
his behavior was never questioned, and it was obvious Trixie’s concern
irritated him greatly. “You’re a schoolgirl shamus, not a frickin’ cop.” “I have my connections,
Bobby,” she remarked. “I talk to Spider on a regular basis, and he never has anything pleasant to say
about Kirby Larson. He’s warned me repeatedly that you shouldn’t be hanging
around with that little punk.” Bobby made a point of
noisily exhaling so his sister would be sure to know he was highly annoyed.
He began to walk away, but a five-foot-two-inch roadblock impeded his
progress. “Get out of my way, Trix.” “Not until you talk to
me,” she responded, firmly clasping Bobby’s upper arm. She looked up into the
familiar face, her features softening as she took in the bright blue eyes
that had once pleaded for “just one more story”. She continued in a much
gentler tone. “I’m worried about you, sweetie.” “Now’s not the time to
start worrying about me,” the surly teen insisted. He angrily yanked his arm
out of his sister’s clutches, his brusque actions accidentally knocking her
out of his way. Trixie stood motionless
as she stared after her brother’s retreating form, frustrated tears blurring
her vision. “Bobby! Come back here!” However, without so
much as a perfunctory glance back at her, the stubborn teen got inside his
red Pontiac Sunfire and sped away, the tires kicking up several pieces of
gravel as they spun out of the driveway. Trixie remained rooted to the spot,
her body frozen with more than the bitter cold. She watched as the sporty
little car made its way down Glen Road, growing smaller and smaller as it zipped
into the night. So entranced was she with the sight that she didn’t hear the
sound of the screen door slamming closed. “Here.” Trixie looked up to see
her jacket being offered to her. “Thanks,” she muttered, gladly accepting the
warm coat and immediately sliding it on her shivering body. “Did he leave?” By
Helen’s defeated tone, it was obvious she already knew the answer to that
question. “Yeah,” Trixie
acknowledged with a terse nod. She nonchalantly reached up and wiped away a
few tears, hoping her mother wouldn’t notice. If Helen did notice, she didn’t say anything.
Instead, she sighed heavily. “I don’t know what we’re going to do with that
boy.” “Ground him?” Trixie
suggested dryly. “Don’t give him any spending money? Take away his car? Lock
him in his room and throw away the key?” “If your father and I
thought that would work, we would’ve already tried it,” Helen told her.
“Unfortunately, I think Bobby’s the only one who can help Bobby.” Although Trixie nodded,
she secretly wondered the veracity of that statement. However, Helen was a
wise woman, especially when it came to her children, and she instantly picked
up on her daughter’s hesitancy. “You don’t believe me?”
Helen prodded. “Because if there’s something you could suggest we do that
would work, your father and I would gladly try it.” “I don’t know,” Trixie
admitted with a shrug of her shoulders, “but it seems like you could do something. Right now, you’re not doing
anything.” Helen smiled wearily.
“We’re doing more than you think, sweetheart. However, you have to remember
that we’re dealing with a young man, not a little boy. He’s going to do what
he wants to do.” “That doesn’t mean you
have to put up with it,” Trixie argued. “Why don’t you just threaten to kick
him out if he doesn’t shape up?” “And lose him forever?”
Helen’s eyes suddenly grew very dark as she imagined the repercussions of
that action. She shook her head back and forth adamantly. “I refuse to lose
him, Trixie. Right or wrong, he’s my son, and although your father and I will
never condone his actions, we’ll
always love him. Kicking him out of his home is not an option.” “So, you aren’t going
to do anything?” Trixie muttered. “That seems kind of wishy-washy.” “It worked with you,”
Helen commented in an offhand manner. “I didn’t particularly want you to move to California, but I
reminded myself that you were an adult who could make her own decisions, and
I kept my mouth shut.” “Yeah, but I came back,” Trixie pointed out. Helen crossed her arms
in front of her, smiling smugly. “Exactly.” Trixie scowled at her
mother. “I didn’t come back because of you.” “I know, but you
would’ve stayed away longer because of me,” Helen wisely remarked. Trixie really hated it
when her mother was right. “Besides,” Helen went
on, “we don’t just want him to do what’s right; we want him to want to do right, so he’ll make a
habit of it.” “I know,” Trixie
whispered fervently. “But it’s just so hard watching him screw up!” “Tell me about it!”
Helen wrapped an arm around her daughter’s shoulders and drew her close. “I’m
just thankful the rest of you didn’t go through this rebellious stage.” “I told you that you spoiled Bobby too much,” Trixie couldn’t
resist saying. “Maybe you’re right,”
Helen remarked. “But Bobby’s different than you and your brothers. You all were
close together in age, so you had a support system in each other. Bobby
wasn’t so lucky; he’s always felt like he was on the outside looking in at
everyone else.” “I suppose that’s true.”
With an impish grin, Trixie added, “But that still doesn’t give him an excuse
to act like a twerp.” “True,” Helen agreed,
laughing. She hugged her daughter close to her, and Trixie gladly enveloped
herself in her mother’s safe embrace. “Oh, Moms,” Trixie
cried, “why do things have to
change? Why can’t they stay the same?” “That would make for a boring life,
sweetheart,” Helen murmured. “I thought you were my adventurous child; since
when have you been afraid of
change?” “Since I started seeing
so much of it on the horizon,” Trixie admitted. Helen pulled away so
she could study her daughter’s expression. “You’re not feeling overwhelmed
about the wedding, are you?” “Actually, the wedding
is the one thing I’m not worried
about,” Trixie said with a grin. Helen brushed back the
ever-present curl from the middle of Trixie’s forehead. “Then what has you so
concerned? Something at work?” Trixie shook her head.
“No, work’s going great.” “Then what’s bothering
you?” “Except for the stuff
with Bobby, nothing major, I suppose,” Trixie began with some hesitance.
“I’ve been worried about the rest of the Bob-Whites, although I’m probably
blowing everything out of proportion.” “It just shows what an
empathetic person you are, sweetheart,” Helen told her, lovingly stroking her
daughter’s hair. Trixie grinned at her
mother. “Maybe, but more likely it shows what an out-of-control imagination I
have.” If Helen agreed with
that statement, she never let on. Instead, she smiled warmly. “Tell me what’s
going on. Maybe I can appease your worries.” “Or maybe you’ll just
start worrying, too,” Trixie pointed out. “Possibly,” Helen
conceded with a rueful chuckle. “But it’s probably something that I’ve
already been concerned about anyway.” Trixie nodded in silent
agreement. “Well, I’m worried about Dan giving up his dream of being in the
NYPD and moving back to Sleepyside. I hope he’s making the right decision.” “That’s understandable.
However, I’m sure Dan’s given this a lot of thought.” “I know,” Trixie
replied. She sighed deeply, and then continued, “It’s just a shame that he’s
leaving the city before he met someone. I hate seeing him alone.” Helen smiled knowingly.
“Sweetheart, there are plenty of fish in the sea, even in the small pond of
Sleepyside.” “But Dan’s already
caught the majority of our fish and thrown them back,” Trixie said with a
roll of her eyes. “He’s destined to remain alone forever, just like Regan and
Mr. Maypenny.” “Let me remind you that
up until a few months ago, you had
a habit of throwing perfectly good fish back into the sea,” Helen responded,
one sandy brow cocked. “Well, I just hadn’t
caught the right fish yet,” Trixie defended. “Maybe Dan hasn’t
either,” Helen responded wisely. “Give him time, Trixie. I’m sure he’ll
eventually meet Miss Right. And who knows? Maybe Regan and Elijah will, too.” Trixie giggled.
“Maybe.” “So, what else is
bothering you?” Trixie nervously began
gnawing the hangnail on her thumb. “I’m worried that something is wrong with
Honey. She’s been quiet lately.” “Perhaps she’s just had
a lot on her mind,” Helen suggested. “I’m sure she’ll have some adjusting to
do, what with Brian moving back in a few weeks and you and Jim getting
married in July.” “I wonder when she and
Brian will get engaged,” Trixie commented thoughtfully. “Wow! Now that you’ve
set the date, you’re anxious to get everyone married off,” Helen teased. “Yeah, yeah,” Trixie
hedged with a smirk. “Moms, I’ll just die if they don’t get married soon!” Helen gave her an
impulsive hug. “Dear, you didn’t die when your father couldn’t buy you that
horse, and I doubt you’ll die if you have to wait a little longer for Brian
and Honey to marry.” “I might,” Trixie
quipped. “And by the way, I’m still waiting for that horse.” “Trixie, just be
patient,” Helen encouraged, her blue eyes twinkling in amusement. “We’re all
expecting Brian and Honey to make their relationship more permanent,
especially now that Brian’s finished his residency and will be joining Dr.
Ferris’ practice.” “I know,” Trixie said
with a deep exhale. “And who knows; maybe
we’ll have a double wedding,” Helen mused aloud. That thought seemed to
satisfy Trixie, who nodded thoughtfully as if she were imagining the glorious
affair from beginning to end. “So, is there anything
else you need to talk about?” Helen prompted. Trixie aimlessly
twirled a curl, wondering if she should tell her mother about the tension
she’d sensed surrounding Mart and Di. Deciding it would only worry her mother
unnecessarily, she shrugged her shoulders. “No, that’s about it.” With a warm smile,
Helen hugged her daughter close, simply enjoying their rare moment alone.
When the two broke apart, they stood arm-in-arm, gazing up at the star-filled
sky. “You know, sweetheart,”
Helen said, breaking the peaceful silence, “in this ever-changing world,
there’s one constant you can always count on.” “What’s that?” “The love of your
family, future husband, and friends.” Helen deftly placed a kiss on her
daughter’s forehead, and then looked up as a husky redhead came out the back
door, obviously in search of Trixie. Trixie, however, hadn’t noticed his
approach. “Speaking of your future husband, I think he’s missing you.” The barest hint of a
smile tugged at the corners of Trixie’s lips. “Why would you say that?” “Because he’s sneaking
away from the Rose Bowl to come find you.” Helen pointed towards the footpath
at Jim, who was flashing that charming lopsided grin of his which was adored
by women, young and old alike. Helen watched in
amusement as she beheld the visible change in her daughter. Five minutes ago,
it had been a struggle to elicit even a faint smile from Trixie; now just a
glimpse of Jim had her grinning from ear to ear. The sight of her daughter—
eyes sparkling, cheeks flushed, dimples accentuated, curls bouncing— took her
back almost three decades to the instant she met Peter. It was the sight of
true love. Although Helen had seen
that sight many times, there was something particularly satisfying about
seeing one’s children experience it. Now, as she watched Jim look down
adoringly at her little girl, Helen knew her work consoling Trixie was done. “I’ll go back inside
now and finish cleaning up the kitchen,” Helen murmured, suddenly feeling
like an intruder. “Okay, Moms,” Trixie
said as she snuggled into Jim’s warm embrace. “I’ll be back inside in a
minute to help.” “And I promise to not
keep her out here too long, Mrs. B,” Jim vowed. “See you in a bit,
then.” Helen smiled at the couple as she turned to walk back in the little
white-frame farmhouse. Briefly, she wondered the exact same thing her
daughter had earlier: Why can’t things
stay the same? She peeked back at the couple as they shared a sweet kiss,
and suddenly a revelation answered her question. If
things stayed the same, nothing could change for the better. Comforted by that
thought, she began humming the beginning of “Auld Lang Syne” as she walked
down the path leading to the house. “Should
auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld
acquaintance be forgot, and days of auld lang syne?” Casting one last smile
at her daughter, Helen opened the kitchen door and went inside, symbolically
crossing the threshold from the old year to the new. Credits: This
story is a submission for CWP 2.6. Required elements are: Long,
dark, dreary days for the northern hemisphere or long, hot bright days for
the southern hemisphere (Brian mentions that depression occurs more
frequently during winter), hunting season (Diana mentions Mart isn’t as
attentive during this time), hockey (Peter mentions that one scores goals in hockey, not football), Cary Grant, in any
context (Honey tells everyone that there is a Cary Grant marathon on AMC), a
book or work by Edgar Allen Poe (Mart quotes “A Premature Burial”), a power
outage (Trixie threatens to cause one by throwing the braker), a warm corpse
(Dan tells Trixie not to bother them unless she’s found one), the phrase,
“You know, Photoshop can be a very powerful tool” (quoted by Diana while
teasing Brian), holly/holly berries (the sports commentator on the sidelines
of the game, Holly Rowe), an UNwanted piece of mail (the bill for Bobby’s
tuition), a hula recital (according to Di, if they gave one in the buff
during the game, the guys wouldn’t even notice), a misunderstood word,
written or spoken (Di mistakenly thinking Trixie said “foreskin” instead of
“foresight”), tag (the ones Trixie sometimes forget to take off her clothes),
and the required carryover items: lipstick smudges and pumpkin bread to name
a few. Thank
you very much to my faithful editor and one of my bestest friends, Steph H.
Steph, you’ve been with me through thick and thin. I love you bunches, my
dear friend. {{{HUGS}}} It
had been a while since I wrote a story with those frisky Belden seniors in
it. They insisted they deserved some airtime, and I was happy to oblige. According
to my husband, there is no better television than the 60-inch,
high-definition, wide-screen plasma television mentioned in this story. He,
like Peter, admires them from afar, and unfortunately we have no wealthy
neighbors who own one. *wink* For
the record, you cannot earn a degree for sleep deprivation and hottie wooing,
much to Bobby’s dismay. “The
blue team with the sparkly helmets” is a sly reference to my team, the West
Virginia Mountaineers. How ‘bout them ‘Eers?!?! Wheaties
is a brand of cereal, and it’s best not to eat the ones that have been
urinated in. More
about Mart and Di later… Subway
is a fast food-type restaurant that specializes in subs. Holly
Rowe is a real-life, college football sideline commentator, and yes, she did
say the ‘Eers were from “western” Virginia. It’s a tragedy that our
college-educated citizens aren’t aware of the fact that there are FIFTY
states. Grrr… Edgar
Allen Poe did indeed write “The Premature Burial”, which was quoted. Trixie’s
mention of Mart wanting to start a family comes from “Why
Do Fools Fall in Love”. Dessie,
Jim’s secretary at Ten Acres, was introduced in “The Gumshoes”. Thank
you to various Jixsters who gave input about their favorite traditional New
Year’s meals. Grace
and Sarah Lynch were named by me. Ed decided all his little girls needed
names worthy of a princess; therefore, he has Diana, Grace, and Sarah. According
to my story, “Blue
Christmas”,
Peter, Helen, Carolyn, and Ed were all friends during Helen and Carolyn’s high
school days (the men were older, and since Helen was new in the area, she
hadn’t gone to school with them). Bobby’s
issues have been hinted about, and this story gave us a bit more insight.
More about this coming later. And please don’t think I’m being mean to him; I
‘dore Bobby and I have great plans for him. |