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Part Three

 

 

bumpbuttonAuthor’s  note:

As a reminder, Jim has reason to suspect Ten Acres Academy has been broken into. As Al searches for any sign of the intruder, Jim and Marge wait anxiously for any news.

 

 

 

8:25 A.M.

          Marge sat in the chair across from Jim, nervously twisting her hands as she waited for Al to return from his perimeter check of the first floor. The seconds felt like hours as they ticked by slowly. After Al had gone, she’d turned the knob on the deadbolt as he’d asked her to do. Once that short task was accomplished, she was at a loss for what to do next.

          She decided to just sit there and worry, since that’s what she would likely end up doing anyway.

          Marge had been anxious to discuss the recent addition to the staff. However, it was obvious that now wasn’t the best time. Jim felt even more helpless and worried than she rightfully so and was doing whatever he could to keep busy and take his mind off the situation. Marge watched silently as Jim’s fingers flew over his keyboard, the phone receiver tucked under his ear.

          “Mike?” Jim began when the head dorm monitor answered. “Both the second and third floors are clear, so I’m unlocking the doors… Yeah, you can take the kids down to the cafeteria. The first floor’s off limits, though, since we’re still on lockdown here… Okay, I’ll be up as soon as we know everything’s secure. See you in a bit.”

Jim replaced the phone in the cradle, his shoulders drooping from the added weight of his worries. He looked up at Marge, his green eyes dark with concern. “Some morning, huh?”

          Marge nodded sympathetically. “It certainly has been interesting, and it’s only half past eight.” She paused briefly, and then cleared her throat before broaching what she hoped wouldn’t be a sensitive topic. “Jim, we need to talk.”

          “Sure,” he replied, shrugging. “How’s your brother? I forgot to ask when we spoke earlier. I haven’t seen Frank since that last time the Bob-Whites visited Pirates Point.”

          “Frank’s doing very well, but that wasn’t what I wanted to discuss.” Marge sat down in the chair directly across from Jim’s desk. “What’s going on here at the school?”

          “Well, things have been slower than usual since it’s the January term,” Jim hedged. “The kids are enjoying their break, and a few are taking advantage of the extra tutoring sessions to get their grades up. I need to fill a few teaching positions, but I’m still looking at résumés; nobody’s caught my eye yet. A couple of the teachers are planning a field trip at the end of the month to the ski resort—”

          “That’s not exactly the sort of information I wanted,” Marge interrupted. She leveled her eyes at him, making it clear she expected complete honesty. “How bad has the situation with your stalker gotten?”

          Jim slowly released a labored sigh. “Until now, it was the same,” he told her, his mouth pinched in irritation. “He’d only been communicating by the letters. I had no reason to suspect that he’d actually break into the school.”

          Marge reached over the desk and placed a comforting hand on the husky redhead’s arm. “First of all, we aren’t positive that Ten Acres has been broken into. Secondly, even if there is an intruder, we don’t know for sure that it’s the same person who’s been writing the letters. The two incidents could be completely unrelated.”

          “Great,” Jim cracked dryly. “If that’s the case, then I have two potentially dangerous situations to deal with instead of just one. This keeps getting better and better. Maybe if I’m really lucky, somebody will start harassing me by email, and then I could be threatened by three people. Overachiever that I am, one stalker isn’t nearly enough for me to deal with.”

          “You’ve always been the kind of person who sees the glass as being half-empty, haven’t you?” she asked, her tone sympathetic.

          Jim leaned back in his chair, grinned wryly, and lifted both hands in surrender. “Well, since I’d be admitting failure if I called myself a cynic, I wouldn’t go that far. I’m more of a realist, and right now, reality bites. But don’t tell anyone I told you that because I’ll deny saying it.”

          Marge smiled sadly at the man across from her. For someone who seemingly had so much, he truly had very little, and what he did have was precious to him. “The school of hard knocks isn’t the best place to get an education, is it?”

          “No, it’s not.” Green, troubled eyes hesitantly made contact with blue, concerned ones. “But of course, you know that just as well as I do.”

          “Yes, every degree from that particular alma mater is earned,” Marge agreed. She sighed sadly as she recalled all the unhappiness she’d suffered as a young person. However, just as quickly as those unpleasant thoughts emerged, they were shoved back to their usual resting place in the nether regions of her memory. 

“Okay, let’s say that this intruder and the stalker are the same person,” she continued. “Isn’t it time to call the police?”

“The authorities can not be involved,” Jim said firmly. “If they start asking questions, I’ll have to explain to them that I broke things off with Amanda and am engaged to Trixie now. No matter how the cops would try to keep this quiet, someone would spill the beans. And you know how it is in a small town. Word will spread like wildfire, and before you know it, the New York Post will be snooping around.”

“You’re still keeping your relationship with Trixie a secret?”

Jim nodded. “We promised the Woodwards.”

“You mean your parents promised the Woodwards,” Marge corrected.

“Regardless of who made the promise, I intend to keep it.” A guilty frown marred Jim’s features. “I owe that much to Amanda.”

Marge wisely bit her tongue to keep from giving him her opinion of his former fiancée. “Jim, I understand that you’re a man of your word, and I respect that, but you owe it to yourself to report this. You can’t handle this situation alone. Couldn’t you just call Dan?”

Jim vigorously shook his head. “If I got Dan involved in this mess, I couldn’t ask him to keep it from Spider. I know Dan would do anything I asked, but I’d hate to get him into trouble with his superior. For now, I have to keep the police out of it. And that includes Dan, no matter how I’d appreciate his help right now.”

“Well, that’s your decision,” Marge commented, displeasure etched on her face. “Have you considered speaking to someone else about this matter?”

          “A couple weeks ago, I hired a private detective.”

          Marge chuckled. “Which one: Belden or Wheeler?”

          “Neither.” Jim laughed at the shocked expression on the older woman’s face. “However, the investigator I chose came highly recommended by one-half of the Belden-Wheeler team.”

          “I’d ask which half, but I’m going to assume it was Honey,” Marge remarked with a snicker. “I certainly can’t imagine Trixie allowing you to hire anyone else for this job while she’s alive and well.”

          Jim grinned as he prepared to burst Marge’s bubble. “Actually, Detective Belden had the honor of introducing me to the investigator I hired. Trixie worked with Jack Palmer in California, and she assures me that he’s the best.”

          A surprised gasp escaped before Marge could choke it back. “Surely you aren’t talking about the man she was involved with in Los Angeles?”

          “Yep, that’s the guy.” Jim winked at her in a teasing manner. “Surprise, surprise.”

           “Oh my,” Marge finally managed after a long pause. “Who are you, and what have you done with the real Jim Frayne? I’d heard rumors that Pod Jim occasionally stops by Sleepyside, but I had no idea he was visiting today.”

          “I don’t have the faintest idea what you’re implying,” he replied with feigned innocence.

          However, Marge remained unconvinced. “What happened to the jealous, fiery-tempered redhead who put the fear of God into any man who showed interest in his ‘special’ girl?”

Jim enjoyed a hearty chuckle. “Well, Jealous Jim still shows up every now and then, but he’s mellowed considerably through the years.”

          “Mmm-hmm.” Sarcasm dripped thick as honey from Marge’s reply.

          “It’s true,” he insisted. “I’m actually friends with this Jack guy now. I even sent him a Christmas card.”

          Marge cocked a single brow to express her skepticism. “And was it laced with anthrax?” she inquired accusingly.

          Jim assumed his most wounded expression. “Why, Marge, I’m hurt that you’d think such a thing. I haven’t read the Boy Scout handbook recently, but I think poisoning your fiancée’s ex-boyfriend is frowned upon.”

          “Yes, I’m pretty sure if you poisoned your old nemesis that you’d lose all those merit badges you’ve earned through the years,” she remarked dryly. “So, what useful information has this ex-boyfriend dug up for you?”

          “Well, we found out that whoever’s sending these letters is slick,” Jim answered. “Jack has a friend that works in the forensics lab at the LAPD, and Jack took the letters to him. According to the lab results, our perp hasn’t left a single fingerprint on any of the letters or envelopes.”

          “How about DNA?”

          Jim shook his head. “Unfortunately, he used sticker stamps for postage. Also, instead of licking the adhesive strips on the envelopes to seal them, he moistened them with water. We’re back to square one.”

          “Could Jack tell anything by the writing?” Marge asked.

          “Yeah, he thinks it’s a woman.” Jim chuckled incredulously. “Can you believe that?”

          Marge gave an almost imperceptible shrug of her slender shoulders. “Actually, I can. I’d wondered the same thing myself a time or two.”

          “You have? What on earth makes you think the culprit’s female?” Jim’s brows gathered at the bridge of his nose.

          “Because of the font the stalker used on the envelopes,” she replied simply. “It’s not the kind that a man would choose. As a matter of fact, I used that particular lettering once in a document I was sending on your father’s behalf, and he made me change it. He said it was too feminine.”

          “That’s what Jack said,” Jim admitted.

          Marge studied him with concern. “But you still think Jonesy’s sending the letters.” It was more of a statement than a question.

          “I don’t know what to think,” he answered grimly. “Jack’s checking out that angle, though. He’s exploring every lead.”

          “I’m glad to hear that. Of course, I’ll feel a lot more at ease when he has a suspect.”

          “He already does.” Jim slowly released a pent-up breath before dropping the bombshell. “Jack thinks it could be Amanda.”

          Marge had to struggle to keep from snorting. “Amanda Woodward? He can’t be serious.”

          Dead serious.”

          Marge quietly mulled that revelation for a few seconds, and then nodded her head thoughtfully. “You know, in some ways, it does make sense. It’s no secret that Amanda was extremely upset when you broke up with her, and she’s not used to rejection. She’s a spoiled little rich girl who has never been denied anything.”

          “Surely you aren’t buying into that crazy theory of his!” Jim exclaimed in disbelief.

          “It would explain a lot,” she remarked. “And on the bright side, it’d actually be a relief if Amanda is the person who’s been sending these letters.”

          “What do you mean?” Jim’s ginger brows once again knotted in the center of his forehead.

          “Amanda Woodward couldn’t hurt a fly,” was Marge’s simple response. “She might be vindictive enough to torture you by sending these nasty letters. She might even be crazy enough to think she can somehow win you back by playing these mind games.” Marge took a thoughtful pause. “But deep down, I don’t think Amanda would harm you. She’d be too worried about breaking a nail or messing up her hair.”

          “Yeah, I suppose you’re right,” Jim said with a chortle. “The most dangerous thing about Amanda was that lethal goose laugh of hers.”

          Marge chuckled along with him. “Exactly. She may just think that if she distracts you with these letters, it’ll delay the announcement to the press that you’ve broken your engagement to her.”

          “Well, if she does think that, then she’d better think again,” Jim retorted enthusiastically. “Like I said before, I’ll keep the promise until February, but not a minute longer. As much as I hate the press, I can’t wait until I can call up every single one of those gossip rags and give them the lowdown. I’m so anxious to announce my engagement to Trixie that I’ll even agree to be interviewed by the devil himself.”

Marge smiled fondly at him, thinking Trixie was responsible for many changes in Jim’s life. “Who else is on the suspect list?”

          “Oh, only every single person Trixie’s ever helped send to jail,” Jim replied in an offhand manner.

          “Is that all?” Marge responded cynically. “Well, lucky for us, that narrows it down to only half the occupants of the New York State penal system.”

          “Don’t forget all the criminals she caught while we were on vacation,” Jim pointed out. “That nearly doubles our suspect list, and extends it to several states.”

          Marge smiled as she shook her head in resignation. “Ah, all of a sudden your diabolical plan makes perfect sense. How convenient for you that your biggest rival for Trixie’s attention will most likely work himself to death investigating all these potential angles. You’ll be rid of Jack Palmer in no time, Jim.”

          “Hey, I’ve already won that contest fair and square, and Trixie’s got the ring to prove it,” Jim crowed. “And whether you believe it or not, I hired Jack because I know I can trust him. It’s not my fault that Trixie made his job a lot harder by her countless escapades through the years.”

          “Speaking of Trixie, what does she think about your hiring Jack?” Marge inquired with a frown.

          Jim narrowed his eyes in a speculative manner. “What you’re really asking is if she’s mad at me because I hired him instead of the Belden-Wheeler Agency? Am I right?”

          A ghost of a smile flickered across Marge’s lips. “You’re right.”

          “Surprisingly, she’s been very supportive,” he told her, matching her smile. “I actually hired Jack before I consulted with Trixie. To be honest, I was going to keep her in the dark about these letters, but Jack convinced me that wouldn’t be a good idea.”

          “He sounds like a wise man,” Marge remarked.

          “Yeah, I definitely got my money’s worth with that piece of advice,” Jim commented. “When I told Trixie about the letters and that I’d hired Jack to find out who was sending them, I expected her head to start spinning and ectoplasm to start shooting out her mouth, but she shocked me. Much to my surprise, she agreed that it was the best plan. She knew she was too close to the situation to impartially investigate and was relieved that I’d asked Jack to take care of it. She’d trust him with her life.”

          “Well, well, well. Beatrix Belden actually agreed to stand by while somebody else solves a mystery,” Marge remarked as she drew back in surprise. “Miracles never cease. We’d better mark this one down in our daybooks, because nobody will ever believe us if we don’t have some sort of documentation.”

          Jim chuckled. “Well, don’t record this account for posterity just yet. Trixie won’t be left out of the case completely. Since Jack lives in Los Angeles, she and Honey are doing all his legwork. There hasn’t been much of that yet, but it’s been enough to make Trixie feel like she’s contributing. Thus far, most of the investigating has been done on the computer. Jack has another friend that’s with the FBI in LA, and they’ve been using the National Crime Information Center to track down every single person who’s ever tangled with Trixie or me and ended up in jail.”

          “Sounds like Jack’s got a lot of friends,” Marge commented.

          Jim grinned at her. “Apparently, he’s a very charming guy. Not nearly as charming as I am, of course.”

          “Of course!” Marge agreed a little too enthusiastically.

          Jim laughed good-naturedly. “Well, it’s a good thing Jack has all these connections. If any of our enemies have been released from prison, he’ll find out where they are now, what they’ve been up to since their release, and if they’re still on probation. If they’re still incarcerated, Jack’s going to find out when they’re scheduled to be released and who they’re hanging around with while incarcerated.”

          “That could take a while,” Marge murmured.

          “Yeah, it’s going to be a long process.” Jim wearily massaged his temples with his thumb and middle finger. “What’s most discouraging is that we don’t know for sure that either Trixie or I have ever come into contact with the writer of those letters, or that he was ever in prison. He might not even be in the system, and this all could be just a huge waste of time.” He groaned as he shook his head in frustration. “I only wish I could do more.”

          Marge nodded sympathetically. “Jim, I understand that you prefer to make the plays on the field rather than call them from the sidelines, but you’re going to have to trust Jack. Even though I’ve never met him, I trust Trixie’s judgment; he must know what he’s doing for her to recommend him so highly.”

          “I know,” Jim agreed. He leaned back in his chair with another groan. “All this rigmarole has helped me to understand why it frustrated Trixie to sit back and do nothing whenever she was working on a case. If I wasn’t able to take care of hiring security myself, I think I’d go crazy.”

          Marge’s eyes darted down to her lap. She nervously twisted her hands, wondering if she should say anything, and if she did say something, how she should say it. After taking a deep breath, she lifted her gaze and allowed it to settle on Jim.

          “Speaking of security,” she began, “where exactly did you find Al? I assume he came highly recommended…”

          “I met Al when Brian and I were working undercover on a case in Los Angeles for Trixie,” Jim informed her, greatly anticipating her reaction. “He was the bartender at a club our target frequented.”

          “You met him at a singles’ club?” Her eyebrows shot up in surprise.

          “Actually, it was a drag queen hangout.” Jim’s lips parted in a broad grin and there was an impish twinkle in his emerald-colored eyes. “It was the only place a man with a record could find employment.”

          “He has a record?” Marge gasped. “Good Lord, what were you thinking, Jim?”

          “That he was a man who’d made a few mistakes but still deserved a second chance,” Jim answered quietly. “In spite of Al’s past, my gut told me that I could trust him. I know that he has a gruff voice and is rough around the edges, but underneath he’s got a good heart. And as you can probably tell, he’d do anything for me.”

          “Yes, he’s very loyal; I’ll give you that,” Marge acknowledged. “Unfortunately, if both of you wish to remain alive, there’s more to being a good bodyguard than being loyal. Does Al have any experience providing security?”

          Jim’s face suddenly took on a mischievous quality as he attempted to stifle a grin twitching at the corners of his mouth. “Are you asking about all the experience he’s had, or do you only want me to tell you about the legal kind?”

          “James Winthrop Frayne…” Although Marge had left her sentence hanging, it was clear that a threat had been implied.

          “After he joined the motorcycle gang—”

          “He was a member of a motorcycle gang?” Marge interjected hastily.

          The devilish almost-grin returned to Jim’s face. “Oh, did I forget to mention that little detail? Several years ago, Al was an officer with one of the most notorious motorcycle gangs in the world.”

          Marge gulped loudly. “He rode with the Hell’s Angels?”

          “No, of course not,” Jim corrected. However, before Marge had time to release a sigh of relief, he continued, “Al got kicked out of the Hell’s Angels, so he hooked up with the Outlaws.”

          Marge’s complexion grew ashen. “Exactly how bad would one’s behavior need to be to get kicked out of the Hell’s Angels?”

          “Well, Al neglected to give that minute detail, so I’m not really sure,” Jim admitted. “But I do know that while he was with the Outlaws, he worked as a bouncer to earn a few bucks.”

          “Oh,” was all Marge could manage. After a short pause, she added, “Although that’s not a particularly prestigious position, I suppose it’s an honest day’s work…”

          “Mmm… For the most part.” Jim’s attempt at stifling his grin failed miserably. “Occasionally, Al’s services were required by a certain— how shall we say? — organization. He assisted with such issues as billing, procuring vital information from clients, ceasing the output of potentially damaging intelligence—”

          Marge’s chin almost hit the floor. “He was a muscle man for the mafia?” she choked. “Do you mean to tell me that he threatened people in order to extort money from them?

          “Well, the term they like to use is ‘shake down’,” he informed her. “This unnamed organization also hired him on occasion to protect some of their members who were in danger of— as Al termed it— being whacked.”

          Although the words “Oh, Jim,” were actually what came out of Marge’s mouth, they could be translated as, “Dear Lord, Jim, how could you have been so foolish to hire a dangerous motorcycle gang member with ties to the mafia as your personal bodyguard?”

          Jim easily discerned what she meant. “Al wasn’t actually in the mob. He was what they called an ‘associate’, which meant he was only affiliated with the mafia; he had never officially been ‘made’, or actually sworn in as a member of the Family.”

          Marge still didn’t appear to be convinced.

“In case you’re worried, he doesn’t have any connection with them now,” Jim continued. “Apparently, Al had some sort of falling out with a fellow by the name of No Neck Vinnie. Once again, I’m fuzzy on the details, but I do know that a Suburban and a trip to the bay were involved…”

          “If you name an Italian boy ‘Vinnie’, he’s destined to join the mafia,” Marge muttered under her breath. With a shake of her head, she returned to the subject at hand. “What does your family think of Al?”

          “Trixie loves him,” Jim said, grinning broadly.

          Marge rolled her eyes. “Of course she does,” she clipped. “He’s finally provided the muscle she needs to whip you completely.”

          “I wouldn’t say I’m ‘whipped’,” Jim disagreed in a wounded tone. “Enchanted, perhaps, but not ‘whipped’. Mart’s the one who’s whipped, not me.”

          Marge merely looked down her nose at him, her gaze more effective than a gallon of truth serum.

          “And hey, what’s wrong with being whipped, anyway?” Jim continued, his voice growing more plaintive by the second. “Through the centuries several strong, virile warriors have been rendered powerless to a beautiful woman’s charm. Marc Anthony, Napoleon, Samson…”

          “Delilah caused Samson to be captured by the Philistines, who poked out his eyes and forced him to be their slave,” Marge commented dryly.

          “Okay, so that was a bad example,” Jim conceded. “But wasn’t there a rumor that Attila the Hun was madly in love with some girl, who caused him to wreak havoc on the Roman Empire?”

          Marge snorted.

          “All right, all right.” Jim threw his hands up in surrender. “Call the He-Man Woman Haters Club in here now to brand me a sissy because Trixie whipped me the minute she laid those big, blue eyes on me. I’m guilty as charged.”

          “There’s no crime in being whipped, Jim.” Marge laughed good-naturedly, but couldn’t resist adding, “It’s just refreshing to hear you admit it.”

          “Just please don’t tell the rest of the guys,” Jim muttered. “Especially Dan.”

          “I’m pretty sure they’re already aware of your whipped condition. In fact, it’s a safe bet that they’ve known about it for many, many years now.” It was Marge’s turn to contain a smile. “So, going back to our original topic, what does the rest of your family think of Al?”

          Jim was more than happy to answer the question Marge had asked a few moments ago. “Naturally, Dad was concerned at first, but after he talked with Al, he agrees with my choice. It took Mother a bit longer to begin warming up to him.” He grinned as he recalled the evening he had showed up unannounced to dinner at Manor House with Al in tow.

          “Can you blame her?” Marge asked.

          “I guess not,” Jim admitted. “She’s still not completely comfortable around him, but as I’ve said, he’s making progress with her.” He “forgot” to mention his mother’s reaction when Al had showed up at Manor House earlier that morning.

          “What about Honey?”

          “She was positively terrified of him when they first met, but it didn’t take long until he’d charmed her as well. She now thinks he’s a big teddy bear, and much to Al’s chagrin, insists on hugging him each time she sees him. She’s even patted his belly once or twice.”

          Marge raised her eyebrows in surprise. “Honey always has been quick to make newcomers feel welcome.”

          “She’s also a good judge of character,” he pointed out. Jim paused for a moment, and then inquired, “I guess the only remaining question is this: How do you feel about Al?”

          “Well, I barely know him…” she sputtered.

          “Okay, what do you think of what you do know about him?”

          Marge pursed her lips thoughtfully. “Frankly, I still have a few reservations. I’d like to think my doubts are caused by his lack of experience, but I have to admit that his checkered past— not to mention his rough appearance— concerns me. However, you’ve always had excellent judgment, Jim, so I have no reason to doubt your decision.”

          “So in other words, the jury’s still out, huh?”

          “Yes, I suppose it is,” she admitted. “After all, Al isn’t guarding a building or expensive possessions. He’s protecting something absolutely irreplaceable.” With a motherly smile, Marge reached over and patted Jim’s hand. “We’ve all grown rather fond of you through the years, in spite of your whipped condition.”

          “Ha-ha-ha,” he chuckled wryly. “Remember what I said about you being my left hand? Well, I just took it all b—”

          Further discussion was halted as Jim’s walkie-talkie crackled to life.

          “Mr. Jim?” If possible, Al’s voice was even more gravelly over the radio than it was in person.

          Jim quickly picked up his own walkie-talkie and pushed down on the button to speak. “I’m here, Al. Did you find the intruder?”

          “Nah, whoever was snoopin’ around done faded the scene.”

          Jim closed his eyes and exhaled noisily. “Thank God for that. I’ll deactivate the security system and go upstairs so I can reassure the kids.”

          “I wouldn’t do that yet, boss.” Al’s voice had taken on a reluctant quality.

          Instinctively knowing something was wrong, Jim’s jaws automatically clenched. “What’s wrong?”

          “I found somethin’ in the band room that you needta see. Well, at least I’m assumin’ it’s the band room. There’s a piano and a buncha other instruments in here…”

          “Yeah, that’s the music room.” Although he thought he already knew the answer to the question he was about to ask, Jim plunged ahead. “What’d you find, Al?”

          “Apparently, your little pen pal wanted to save a stamp and decided to drop off somethin’ for you in person.”

          Jim’s heart sank as his fear became reality. “You found another letter.”

          “Yeah.”

          “You didn’t touch it, did you?”

          “Nope, I didn’t wanna destroy any evidence that the perp mighta left behind,” Al answered.

          “Good thinking,” Jim murmured. “If you’ve finished scoping out the first floor, you can head back to my office.”

          “You got it, Mr. Jim.”

          The radio went silent, and Jim immediately picked up the phone. He waited patiently, praying someone would answer. Just as he began to fear that his only contact would be with a voice mail or an answering machine, a groggy voice came onto the line.

          “Yeah?” Jack Palmer mumbled, obviously only half-awake.

          “Sorry to call so early, Jack,” Jim apologized. “I forgot about the time difference.”

          Across the United States in Los Angeles, California, the handsome young detective opened one bleary eye and peeked at his alarm clock. “That’s okay, Professor,” he mumbled sleepily. “Studies have shown that getting a full eight hours a night is highly overrated. What’s up?”

          “I got another letter this morning,” Jim answered. Though his voice was calm, his pulse was racing madly.

          “Uhh… It’s not even six o’clock here, Jimbo,” Jack managed through a yawn. “Couldn’t this have waited until after the sun came up?”

          “You don’t understand,” Jim growled. “The letter was left in my school.”

          Jack instantly bolted awake, all thoughts of sleep now a distant memory. He sat upright in his bed and tried to ignore the fact that the abrupt change in equilibrium had caused the room to start spinning around him. “What’re you saying?”

          “Whoever’s been writing these letters decided to play mailman,” Jim informed him through clenched teeth. “He came by to deliver it himself.”

          “The perp was inside Ten Acres?” Jack rubbed his eyes, hoping it would take away his confusion.

          “What part of ‘He came by to deliver it himself’ don’t you understand?” Jim groused.

          “Hey, I’m the one who was jarred out of Dreamland,” Jack joked. “If anyone’s going to play the part of Grumpy Smurf, it’s going to be me.”

          “This is serious, Jack,” Jim spat contemptuously into the mouthpiece of his phone. “Right now I really don’t need you to act like a smart-aleck.

          “Calm down, Professor,” Jack said in an effort to placate his friend. “I know better than you how serious this is. I’m not scheduled to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for another hour, so please forgive me for not being a better conversationalist.”

          Jim groaned softly, grabbing a fistful of red hair in frustration. “Sorry, Jack. Finding out that this stalker’s been inside Ten Acres has pushed me to my boiling point. That’s no reason to take it out on you, though.”

          “I’m sorry, too,” Jack replied. “So, let’s get down to business. What did this letter say, Jim?”

          “I haven’t actually read it yet,” Jim admitted. “Al found it when he was doing a perimeter check of the school. He left it right where he found it.”

          “Whoa! Why was Al searching the school?”

          Jim cursed under his breath for mentioning the break-in. However, after a moment of contemplation, he decided it was best to be completely honest. “This morning right after I got to school, I thought I heard someone walking around Ten Acres,” he explained. “I called out, but nobody answered. Then, I heard the exterior door in the gymnasium open, but when I got there, whoever it was had already left.”

          Back in California, a single auburn eyebrow arched in skepticism. “Exactly why were you running after this psycho instead of Al?”

          “Umm… Because Al wasn’t there?” Jim reluctantly supplied.

          “This may be a dumb question, but why wasn’t your bodyguard guarding your body?” Jack asked wearily. “Please tell me he was in the bathroom or had been knocked out or something. Anything besides the obvious…”

          Even though Jack was nowhere around, Jim winced guiltily. “I went into work early and sort of forgot to let Al know. I was at Ten Acres by myself.”  

          “Good grief, Frayne!” Jack exploded. “Are you trying to get yourself killed?”

          “Whoever it was left as soon as I yelled!” Jim pointed out defensively.

          “So you decided to run after them?” Jack snorted loudly. “I thought you had a Master’s degree, man! How could you be so stupid? How many tons of lead paint chips did you eat as a kid?”

          “I thought I was hearing things,” Jim mumbled. “I had to make sure that someone was really there.”

          “So you run after them unarmed, I’m assuming.” Although Jim couldn’t see him, Jack shook his head in utter disbelief. “What in God’s name would you have done if you’d actually caught this perp?”

          “Actually, I hadn’t planned that far,” Jim admitted guiltily.

          “Jim, this is why I told you to hire a bodyguard,” Jack spat. “You’re lucky you didn’t get your head blown off!”

          “We aren’t even positive that my stalker has any intentions of murdering me,” Jim argued.

          “Well, my experience in law enforcement has shown me that obsessed nuts who write threatening letters usually don’t have the best of intentions at heart,” Jack retorted sarcastically. “If that psycho ever catches up to you, I seriously doubt she’s going to be satisfied with just leaving you with a parting wave.”

          “Are you trying to annoy me, or does it just come naturally to you?” Jim snapped.

          Jack yawned. “My apologies. Your kindly, neighborhood voice of reason has now left the building. You’re free to invite this stalker over for tea and crumpets, but just be sure to wear your best bulletproof vest.”

          “You know, that anthrax idea wasn’t half bad,” Jim muttered under his breath.

          “What was that?” Jack inquired. “Surely you aren’t planning on lacing my paycheck with dangerous chemicals?”

          Jim’s lips parted in a rueful smile. “Nah, I’d never get away with it.”

          “Hey, I’m just trying to help keep you alive,” Jack pointed out.

          “I know,” Jim agreed, somewhat wearily. “I don’t want to borrow trouble since I have more than enough already. We don’t even know for sure that the intruder and the stalker are the same person.”

          “Oh, so you have more than one person after you?”

          “Even if it was the stalker,” Jim ground out through gritted teeth, “he left without hurting me.”         

          Jack gave another loud snort. “Forget the stalker; Trixie’s going to kill you long before this crazy chick can get the chance.”

          “Thanks for the lecture, but I’ve already been properly scolded by Al,” Jim said with a roll of his eyes. “I’ve given him my solemn word that I’ll never go out without him again until this mess is cleared up.”

          “And what does Trixie think about your visitor?”

          Jim, not especially eager to answer the question, released a very long, drawn-out breath. “She doesn’t know about it yet.”

          “Professor, before you do tell her, be sure to first send a check as payment for my services to Jack Palmer, 115 Bay View Drive, Apartment 7, Los Angeles, California, 90058.”

          This comment successfully elicited a rueful grin from Jim. “I’ll make a note to contact my financial advisor and ask him to include you in my will just in case I die before you get paid,” he commented wryly.

          “Just keep Al in the loop so neither Trixie nor this other crazy chick gets the chance,” Jack warned.

          After a thoughtful pause, Jim asked, “You keep referring to the stalker in feminine terms. Do you still think we’re dealing with a woman?”

          “I do,” Jack replied simply. Sensing Jim’s skepticism, he decided to drop the subject temporarily. “Listen, I’m going to take a quick shower, chug a gallon or two of strong coffee, and then head to the office. I’ll call you back when I get there, and you can give me a thorough recap when I’m not half-asleep.”

          “All right.”

          “While you’re waiting for my call, give Detective a buzz and ask her to come to the school,” Jack continued. “I need her to collect any forensic evidence that the stalker may’ve left behind.”

          “Is Trixie qualified to do that?” Jim asked, a touch of awe in his voice. His fiancée’s talents never ceased to amaze him.

“She’s more than qualified,” Jack answered. “We had to gather prints and biological evidence for a case we worked on together, and she did a fine job. If the detective gig ever dries up, she could have a stellar career as a crime scene investigator.”

          “Do you know if she has the right equipment to do that?”

“She should. If she doesn’t, tell her to contact that cop buddy of yours,” Jack suggested. “I’m sure he’ll find a way to hook her up.”

Jim’s silence spoke volumes, and Jack listened to every word, mulling his response carefully.

“Jim, I know you don’t want to involve the police, but you might have to make an exception,” Jack prodded gently. “If you were having a medical problem, you’d talk to Brian, wouldn’t you? So since someone has broken the law, shouldn’t you talk to a policeman you trust?”

“I have my reasons,” Jim replied stubbornly. “I don’t expect you to understand, but for now, I need to keep this under wraps. It’s just the way it has to be.”

Jack paused briefly, and then asked, “How much do you trust this Dan fellow?”

“With my life,” Jim responded without batting an eye.

“Then don’t you think you can trust him with a few letters?”

Jim didn’t say a word, but this time, neither did Jack. The detective waited patiently as his words penetrated the headmaster’s thick skull. His tactics worked.

“I’ll give him a call if Trixie needs anything,” Jim finally consented, albeit with some hesitance. “But if I do, I’m ordering him not to say a peep about this to the rest of the cops at the station. I don’t want them involved.”

“That’s completely up to you.” At this point, Jack reminded himself that beggars could not be choosers. “If Trixie successfully lifts any prints, have her scan them and send them to me ASAP so I can get them to my forensics guy.”

“All right,” Jim agreed.

“And Jim?”

“Yeah?”

“We’re gonna get whoever’s doing this,” Jack vowed, his voice taking on an urgent quality. “It may take a while, but it’ll happen. Just watch your back in the meantime.”

“Thanks, buddy.” Shoulders sagging, Jim hung up his phone and broke the connection. He sat there for a few moments, staring mutely at the many framed credentials that lined his wall. Funny, with all the schooling I’ve had, nobody ever taught me how to deal with this, he thought despondently.

Marge’s blue eyes carefully studied Jim’s defeated form. Her heart broke as she watched the man she loved like a son drown in an ocean of worry. “Jim, are you okay?” 

“Yeah,” he murmured quietly. With a curt nod of his head, his voice took on a slightly more confident quality. “I’m fine.”

Setting his jaw in determination, Jim squared his shoulders with a new resolve, picked up the phone, and dialed Trixie’s cell phone number. His countenance brightened somewhat when he heard her cheerful greeting.

“Hey, handsome. How’d you know that I was just dying to hear that sexy voice of yours?”

Jim smiled as he imagined his fiancée’s dimpled grin. His expression quickly sobered as he remembered the purpose for his call. “Well, baby, I’m sorry to say this isn’t a social call. Unfortunately, I’m calling on business, rather than pleasure.”

“What happened, Jim?”

“There’s been an incident at Ten Acres.” Jim’s jaw twitched slightly as he tried to contain his anxiety. “Can you and Honey come to the school and gather forensic evidence for Jack?”

Trixie automatically assumed a more professional tone. “Of course we can.”

“Do you have all the stuff you need?”

“I’ll have to check, but I’m almost positive we do,” she answered. “If I do need anything, I’ll stop by the station. I think I know where Spider keeps the kits the crime scene investigators use on the off chance a serious crime is actually committed around here.”

“Trixie,” Jim scolded lightly. “Surely you wouldn’t steal from the Sleepyside Police Department.”

Of course I wouldn’t steal anything, Jim,” she insisted with an indignant huff. “What do you think I am? A thief?”

Just as Jim had opened his mouth to apologize, Trixie quickly added, “If I’m missing anything, I’ll just borrow what I need for a few hours and then put it back when I’m finished.”

Although he was tempted to launch into a lecture, Jim chuckled instead. “Well, if you do ‘borrow’ anything, be sure and let me know so I can send an anonymous donation to the station to reimburse them.”

“I wouldn’t expect anything less from my honorable-all-over-the-place man,” Trixie teased. “I love you, Jim.”

“Love you, too, Shamus.”

“Honey and I will be there as soon as we can.”

Obviously Trixie meant business, because the next thing Jim heard was a click on the other end as she broke the connection. He continued to hold the receiver in his hand until he was startled by the buzzing sound on the other end, reminding him that he had the phone off the hook. Even after he had replaced the receiver, he might have held his vigil of silence for several more minutes if Marge hadn’t spoken.

“Are Trixie and Honey coming?” she inquired.

Jim nodded. “Trixie said that they’d be right over.” His eyes settled upon the photograph of the Bob-Whites which always sat on his desk. It had been taken during one of their adventures, and reminded him of their carefree days. As always, his gaze drifted to his special girl. He smiled fondly as he studied her picture, hoping to draw strength from her image.

“Everything will be okay now, Marge; Schoolgirl Shamuses, Inc. is on the case.”  

He only wished that he felt as confident as he sounded.

 

 

 

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Thank you to my fabulous editors, Trish B, Kaye, and Steph H! Each of you contributes so much to my stories. I couldn’t do it without you! {{{HUGS}}}

 

One of my editors made a profound comment regarding the issue of Jim not telling Dan about the stalker. I felt it was so poignant that I decided to quote her bit of wisdom here. I hope she doesn’t mind.

 

Why is it that all Bob-Whites seem to believe that they can’t ask of each other the level of sacrifice they’d willingly give each other?  Across all writers and unis, this appears to be the group’s collective fatal flaw.

~ Kaye

 

 

So, you may be asking, “What happened to Marge Trask when she was younger?” Well, I’m asking myself that same question. I know a few details, but nothing too substantial yet. Hopefully, she’ll open up more soon.

 

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