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Part TWO

 

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To refresh your memory, Jim arrived at Ten Acres Academy to begin what he thought would be just another day of school. However, the sound of footsteps down the supposedly empty hall makes him wonder if he’s really alone. Join us now as his bodyguard, Al Spurgeon, prepares to check the school for any uninvited guests.

 

 

 

7:55 A.M.

          Margery Trask hurriedly pulled her practical Ford Escape into a parking space in front of Ten Acres Academy. The clock on the dash read five minutes until eight, and although it would only take a few minutes to get to her desk, in her mind, Marge was late. She preferred to get to school at least ten minutes early.

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!  The foolish rhyme chanted by the rabbit in the popular children’s story Alice in Wonderland continuously ran through Marge’s mind as she hastily gathered her belongings. Shame on you for sleeping in those extra fifteen minutes! If you’d jumped out of bed immediately instead of hitting the snooze button, you wouldn’t be in this predicament!

          If there was one thing that irritated the schoolteacher-turned-governess-turned-estate-manager-turned-Vice-Principal, it was a lack of punctuality. In all her fifty-one years, she could count on one hand the number of times she’d been late to an appointment. In her defense, three-fourths of those occurrences could be attributed to a certain sandy-haired blonde that would remain nameless.

          This time, her tardiness couldn’t be blamed on anyone but herself. After arriving home yesterday evening from Pirate’s Point, Marge had promptly collapsed in her bed without even unpacking first. She’d been so exhausted that she had left all her luggage in the tiny foyer of the cottage she’d purchased when she moved out of Manor House. Normally, the notion of leaving all those dirty clothes in her suitcase would’ve kept her awake until she’d at least dumped them into the hamper. However, last night she slept like a baby, and as far as she was concerned, her alarm had gone off far too early. She could’ve used at least another hour of rest.

           Face it, lady; you’re getting old, she thought wryly. But look at the bright side. At least you aren’t as old as the Bob-Whites think you are. If that were the case, you’d be pushing seventy…

          Marge couldn’t help but chuckle when she caught a passing glance of her reflection in the rearview mirror as she stepped out of the vehicle. With her silver-colored hair, it was no wonder that her former charges and their friends had deemed her “old” over a decade ago. Little did they know that she’d gone completely gray by the ripe old age of twenty-five. Years spent worrying about her parents’ failing health, her impetuous and often selfish brother, and her sickly, invalid sister had taken their toll on the responsible young schoolteacher. Most unfortunate of all, she didn’t look nearly as old as she sometimes felt.

          Of course, I must admit that I prefer this silver shade to the mousy brown color my hair used to be, Marge reflected as she tucked a wayward strand behind her ear. The classic short pageboy style flattered her delicate features and accentuated her bright blue eyes. More than one person had commented about her resemblance to the actress, Blythe Danner, a fact that pleased Marge immensely. As a child, she’d always felt rather plain, but in recent years, she’d come to appreciate the fact that she was one of the lucky women who grew more attractive as they aged.

          A good hairdresser certainly doesn’t hurt either, she thought, grinning. Not to mention actually having the income to spend on quality clothes and makeup. Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure helps transform ugly ducklings into swans.

          Marge picked an invisible piece of lint from her navy blue pantsuit as she walked up the front steps of the building. She still favored her tried-and-true tweed ensembles, but after living with Madeleine Wheeler for several years, Marge had learned a thing or two about style. Although her suits were still just as practical, she’d learned to choose cuts that were flattering to her trim, athletic build.

Why, I’ve even grown so daring through the years that I’ve been known to kick off my sensible oxfords from time to time and don a pair of high heels on special occasions, she mused with a smile. Of course, after climbing three flights of stairs at Ten Acres all day long, I’m always thankful for my comfortable Naturalizer pumps.

At precisely eight o’clock on the dot, Marge pushed on the front door of the school. Much to her surprise, it didn’t budge. 

          That’s peculiar, she thought to herself as she dug through her cavernous bag in search of the keys. When I called Manor House a few minutes ago to let Jim know that I might be a little late, Celia specifically told me he’d gone into school early. The lights are on inside, so he has to be here. Why is the building locked? He never relocks the door…

           With a puzzled frown, Marge inserted her key into the lock, but to her amazement, the door remained secure. Not knowing what else to do, she reached back inside her tote and retrieved her cell phone. She quickly hit the speed dial to the principal’s office.

          “Good morning,” Jim answered pleasantly after the first ring. “This is James Frayne, Headmaster of Ten Acres Academy. How may I help you?”

            “Do you make a habit of changing the locks when a member of your staff goes out of town for a few weeks?” she teased.

          “Marge!” she barely heard Jim exclaim. A strange sound in the background muffled what he said next, making it impossible for him to be understood.

          Marge’s forehead wrinkled with concern. “What’s that noise, Jim? I can’t hear you. Is something wrong?”

          “Pardon? I’m having trouble understanding you,” she vaguely heard him say on the other line.

          “Jim, I can’t hear you!” she repeated, this time a bit louder. “There’s a lot of noise coming from your end. It sounds like some kind of machinery…”

          “Just a minute,” she heard Jim say. Although Marge could tell that he had muffled the mouthpiece of the receiver, she knew that he was speaking to someone. The background noise finally ceased, and then Jim came back on the line.

“Sorry about that, Marge,” Jim said. “I’m having a new lock installed on the door to my personal office, and the drill’s so loud that I couldn’t hear you. What were you saying?”

          Marge smiled in amusement. “Never mind. It’s not important now.”

          “Well, it’s good to hear from you. Did you have a good trip?”

          “Yes, I actually had a very nice time.”

          “When did you make it back?”

          “Late yesterday evening,” she answered. “The holiday traffic was horrible. I wasn’t the only person who decided to travel on Martin Luther King Day.”

          “Well, I’m glad you’re back.”

          “Me too,” Marge murmured. “It felt wonderful to sleep in my own bed.”

“I know you’re happy to be home, but please tell me you’re coming in today. Ten Acres practically fell apart while you were gone.”

           Although Marge knew Jim was teasing, she felt a surge of happiness; it was good to be needed. “Well, yes, I was planning to come in. If I can ever get inside that is…”

          Before she could inform Jim of her quandary, he interrupted. “A lot has happened since you left for the holidays,” he told her grimly, “and there have been a few changes.”

          “I’ll come right to your office as soon as I can open the door,” Marge promised. “I’m standing outside Ten Acres in the freezing cold even as we speak, but unfortunately I can’t get in. The doors are locked, and my key doesn’t seem to be working. Did you change the locks?”

          Marge heard Jim curse under his breath, something he rarely did. “I had to put the school on lockdown. I wasn’t sure if you’d made it back or not, so I didn’t even think to call you.”

          Marge inhaled sharply. “The school’s on lockdown? What’s going on? Are the students all right?”

          “Yes, the students are fine,” Jim assured her. “Something has happened, although it’ll probably turn out to be nothing. It’s a long story. I’ll explain everything when you get to my office.”

          “Okay,” she agreed. “If you’ll unlock the doors for just a second, I’ll hurry inside so you can relock it. Would that be all right?”

          “Just a minute.” Once again, Marge could tell that Jim had placed his hand over the mouthpiece of his phone, and she could faintly hear a conversation in the background. After a few moments, he came back on the line. “Marge, I hired a bodyguard while you were away. I’m going to send him to the front door so he can escort you to my office.”

          Marge gave a laugh of dismissal. “Oh, pshaw. You don’t have to do that, Jim. I may have been away the past three weeks, but I don’t think I’ve forgotten where your office is. I can find it just fine.”

          “I’d rather you wait for Al,” Jim said, his tone firm.

          “I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time, Jim,” Marge argued. “I don’t need to be assisted like a small child.”

          “Al will be there in a minute, Marge. Stay put.”

          Marge gasped as she heard a click on the other end. She narrowed her eyes in a thoughtful manner as she folded her phone and dropped it back into her bag. I know Jim’s prone to worry, but that’s odd even for him, she mused. Something must’ve really spooked him.

          While she waited for this mysterious bodyguard to appear and open the door, Marge shifted around, trying to stay warm. She looked out at the woods surrounding the school and shivered. Something told her that her chills weren’t a result of the cold weather. This entire situation’s peculiar, she thought. On the bright side, I don’t see how it could get much stranger…

          Startled by the loud clanging of the steel locks on the doors being deactivated, Marge jumped. Her shock only multiplied exponentially when the door opened to reveal a tall, barrel-chested man clad in a white, long-sleeved thermal shirt, black leather vest, well-worn jeans, and the kind of boots worn when riding motorcycles. The man’s frizzy, shoulder-length gray hair had been pulled back in a ponytail, and his long, scraggly beard would’ve made the lead singer of ZZ Top envious. In short, he looked like someone usually cast in the role of a Hell’s Angel biker. The only thing seemingly amiss in his otherwise scruffy appearance was the obviously expensive high-tech cell phone cradled between his ear and shoulder.

          The bodyguard wasn’t exactly what Marge had been expecting.

          She stood perfectly still with her mouth agape as she studied Al in disbelief. Her shock only worsened as the rough-looking man reached out a meaty paw, grabbed her by the arm, and then yanked her inside. Surprise instantly took a back seat to indignation.

          “How dare you!” she sputtered angrily. Wincing, she rubbed her throbbing arm where the bodyguard had gripped it. “You should be—”

          “All clear, boss,” Al said, ignoring her as he spoke into the mouthpiece of the cell phone. “You can lock ‘er back up now.”

          Growing angrier by the second, Marge put her hands on her hips and huffed loudly. “Didn’t you hear a single word I—”

          Her furious tirade was cut short by the clatter of the lockdown system being reactivated. Marge’s eyes darted from Al, to the door, to the hallway leading to the administrative wing, and then back to Al.

          “C’mon,” he ordered gruffly. “Mr. Jim told me to get you in his office ASAP, an’ that’s what I’m gonna do.”

          “Contrary to what ‘Mr. Jim’ said, I can get myself to his office, thank you very much.”  Marge’s normally warm blue gaze froze into an icy glare. “So, if you’ll excuse me…”

          Before she could take a single step, Al once again grabbed her upper arm. The tips of his fingers and thumb overlapped as they wrapped around her bicep. “Sorry ‘bout this, ma’am, but the boss told me to bring you to his office, and I’m gonna do that with or without your help, so you’d better get those getaway sticks of yours to movin’.”

          “Well, I never…” Marge bristled. However, she was too busy moving her “getaway sticks” to continue her diatribe. Unless she wanted to be dragged along behind Al, all of her attention had to be focused on keeping up with the bodyguard’s long strides. For each one of his steps, the much shorter Vice-Principal had to take two. 

          Since they were walking so quickly, it didn’t take long for the mismatched pair to arrive at Jim’s office. The minute they crossed over the threshold, the usually easy-going Marge wrenched her arm out of the hulk’s vise grip in an irate fashion. With a haughty lift of her chin, she shot a final scowl in Al’s direction and then smoothed her rumpled suit jacket.

          Jim looked up from his paperwork and watched the exchange with great interest. “I take it you’ve met Al?” he inquired, the impish twinkle in his emerald-colored eyes belying his seemingly innocent expression.

          “Actually, we haven’t been formally introduced,” Marge clipped briskly. “I’m afraid this gentleman was too busy hauling me to your office to bother with tiny details like names and titles and such.”

          Al shoved his hands in his pockets, a guilty flush deepening the naturally red hue of his cheeks. “Sorry ‘bout that, ma’am. Jus’ so you know, I don’t make a habit outta draggin’ skirts around caveman style, but the only thing on my mind was gettin’ back here to check on Mr. Jim. I wouldn’ta been so rough, but with this whack-a-doo gunnin’ for him, I didn’t wanna leave him alone for too long. You prob’ly can’t tell it by this ugly mug o’ mine, but I know how to treat dames… er, women with respect. My mom would gimme The Broderick if she was still kickin’, and buh-lieve me, Ma was no weak sister. She was scarier than any button man the Mickey Mouse Mafia has workin’ for ‘em.”

          Jim had to stifle a chuckle as he watched Marge’s reaction to Al’s spiel. Most of what the unpolished gentleman said was often difficult to interpret, but what one could decipher didn’t evoke a feeling of wellbeing. Taking pity on his new hire, Jim stepped in to soothe any feathers which may have been inadvertently ruffled.

          “Marge, this is my new bodyguard, Al Spurgeon. Al, this is Margery Trask. Although her official title is ‘Vice-Principal’, she’s pretty much my right hand around here.” Jim paused as his lips parted in an easy lopsided grin. “Or maybe I should my left hand, since I’m a southpaw.”

          “Hey, how’s it goin’?” Al stuck a hand out in greeting to the prim former schoolmarm.

          Marge successfully resisted the urge to make sure his hands were clean, instead allowing Jim’s bodyguard to clasp the tips of her fingers. “Nice to meet you,” she murmured politely. She slipped her fingers out of his clutches as quickly as she could without being rude and tactfully swiped them against the back of her pant leg. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed the newly-installed deadbolt lock on Jim’s door, but temporarily refrained from asking any questions.

          “Again, I’m sorry for puttin’ the screws on you, ma’am,” Al was saying. “I hope your arm’s okay. Sometimes I don’t know my own strength.”

          “That’s quite all right,” Marge murmured, absentmindedly massaging her bicep. “You were just doing your job.” She turned her attention to Jim, her gaze narrowed with concern. “So, what’s going on, Jim? Did another poison pen letter arrive while I was away?”

          Jim buried a freckled hand in his thick red hair. “I got one about a week ago, but that’s not what we’re upset about right now.”

          “What is it, Jim?” Marge urged.

          “I’m not positive, but there’s a possibility that I heard somebody moving around in the school when I got here this morning.” Jim’s voice had taken on a solemn quality.

          Marge’s delicate brow wrinkled thoughtfully. “Could it have been a member of the staff?”

          “I don’t think so,” Jim replied with a shake of his head. “I called out, but whoever it was didn’t respond. I’m sure if it had been a teacher, I would’ve gotten an answer of some sort.”

          “Yes, you’d think so.” Marge’s worried expression brightened slightly as a new thought occurred to her. “Perhaps you heard a student? Maybe he was too afraid of getting in trouble to respond.”

          “I talked to Mike earlier, and nobody left the dorms,” Jim answered. He turned to Al and offered an explanation. “Anytime someone opens one of the doors to the stairwell, a buzzer goes off. Mike hasn’t heard that buzzer all morning, so nobody’s been downstairs.”

          “Where in the school do you think the trespasser was?” Marge asked.

          Jim shrugged his shoulders. “I’m not sure exactly. We don’t know what he was doing, or why he was here. I think whoever it was left through the gym, but I’m not positive.”

          “But the intruder’s gone now?” Marge’s concerned expression pleaded for reassurance. “Nobody’s in the school that shouldn’t be, right?”

          Jim and Al exchanged a worried glance. Then, the burly bodyguard focused on checking his handiwork while the redhead cleared his throat nervously and continued speaking with Marge.

          “We’re not sure yet,” Jim admitted, his voice quiet and sober. “After Al finishes installing the deadbolt, he’s going to do a perimeter check.”

          “But the children—” Marge began.

          Jim held up a cautionary hand. “They’re fine,” he interrupted calmly. “I asked Mike and some of the other dorm monitors to do a thorough search of the third floor, and I just heard back from him that everything’s clear. All the students are safe, and since the school is in lockdown mode, nobody will be able to go upstairs and hurt them now.”

          “That’s reassuring.” However, before she could breathe a sigh of relief, Marge exclaimed, “But what about the second—”

          “Marv’s searching the second floor even as we speak,” Jim interjected. “He should be calling me back any minute with his report.”

          Marge arched an eyebrow. “And why hasn’t this floor been searched?”

          “It will be, ma’am,” Al told her. He closed the door, and then turned the knob to activate the deadbolt. “I just wanted to make sure that Mr. Jim would be safe before I left him alone an’ started wanderin’ around. Until we know for sure that nothin’ hinky’s goin’ on, he’s gonna lie dormy in this here office.”

          Marge couldn’t resist allowing a snicker to escape. “I must say, Al, you must be very persuasive if you’ve gotten Jim to agree to your plan. He has quite a reputation of being stubborn.”

          “Gee, thanks,” Jim snorted. “And if you must know, even the most mule-headed of men know when to submit to the greater authority.”

          “Since when is an employee his boss’ ‘greater authority’?” Marge inquired. Much to her chagrin, her matter-of-fact tone failed to hide her amusement. “I thought you were Al’s boss, not the other way around.”

          Jim flashed her a grin. “I am.”

          “Then why is he telling you what to do?” Marge queried. She peeked out of the corner of her eye at Al’s hefty form. “Don’t tell me you’re afraid of him.”

          “Well, I am afraid, but it’s not of Al,” Jim chuckled.

          Marge looked sharply at him. “Then who are you afraid of?”

          “Trixie.” Jim gave her a teasing wink. “Al has threatened to tell my lovely fiancée that I’m not obeying orders, and if Trixie finds out that I’m not toeing the line, I’m a dead man.”

          A worried expression caused Al’s craggy features to be accentuated. “I didn’t really threaten you, did I, Mr. Jim? ‘Cuz I didn’t mean to do that. I know you’re the high pillow ‘round here, an’ I don’t wantcha to think that I don’t give you props, ‘cuz I do. I don’t wanna be disrespectful or nothin’.”

          “I’m just teasing you, Al,” Jim assured him. “Now, how’re we coming along on that new lock?”

          “All’s silk so far,” Al muttered absentmindedly as he fiddled with the knob. “Now, I’m gonna dust outta here to see if this bad boy holds up. If I done my job right, anybody tryin’ to get in’s gonna hafta pull a soup job.”

          Neither Jim nor Marge seemed familiar with the phrase “soup job”, so Al rephrased. “If this deadbolt’s as good as I think it is, anybody breakin’ in’s gonna need nitroglycerin to get through the door. Miz Trask, after I go out in the hallway, could you lock ‘er up, then let me back inside?”

          Marge agreed, and their test proved that the lock would do its job. Just as Al reentered the room, the phone rang. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Marv reported that the second floor was free from intruders.

          “Let’s pray that the same goes for the first floor.” Jim exhaled noisily as he hung up the phone. He looked over at Al, his lips pressed together tightly in a dour smirk. “Are you sure you don’t want some company while you look around? Ten Acres is a big place…”

          “You’re stayin’ here, boss,” Al stated firmly. Something vaguely akin to a grin formed on his mouth. “Don’t make me call Miss Trixie, ‘cuz I will if I hafta. You know as well as I do that you don’t want that little tomato gettin’ gashouse with you. She may be vertically-challenged, as they say, but she could sure lay the smack down on a fella. So if you wanna extend your life expectancy by a few years, you won’t take it on the heel and toe, if you get what I’m sayin’.” 

          In spite of the stressful situation, Jim chuckled. “Aye, aye, captain,” he declared with a mock salute. 

          Marge watched the entire exchange with a sense of bemusement. It hadn’t surprised her when she learned that Jim had hired a bodyguard; they had discussed that option before she’d gone on vacation. However, his choice of Al Spurgeon had shocked her. Somehow, the scraggly giant didn’t fit her ideal for a suitable guardian for Jim. Although she didn’t question Jim’s decision, she was curious what had influenced his choice. She made a mental note to speak with him privately about the matter.

          Oblivious to Marge’s scrutiny, Al prepared to do a complete sweep of the first floor. He pulled out two walkie-talkies from his bag and handed one to Jim. After clipping the other radio to his belt, he dug around in the carryon until he found a large flashlight.

          “Who needs to pack heat when you got one of these Maglites®? Completely legal, not much sugar, an’ the perfect weapon in case you needta dry-gulch some lug in his conk,” Al joked. He pushed the switch to make sure the batteries weren’t dead. Satisfied by the surprisingly brilliant beam emanating from the tiny bulb, he turned off the power and tucked the heavy flashlight under his arm. “All right, I’m good to go.”

          “Certainly you’re taking more than a flashlight for protection.” Marge’s eyebrows drew downward, making it impossible for her to hide her skepticism.

          “That’s all I need,” Al countered. “You two stay here. Keep the deadbolt on till I get back, an’ don’t open that door for no one, even your grandma.”

          This time, Marge’s eyebrows shot upward. “You’re going by yourself?”

          “That’s the plan,” Al informed her matter-of-factly as he turned on his radio. “I’m on channel ten if you need me, Mr. Jim.”

          Jim set his walkie-talkie to the same frequency. “Got it. And just so you know, I’ll be here if you need me.”

          Al grunted in response. “Remember, don’t open that door for no one.”

          Anyone,” the teacher in Marge automatically corrected. She sighed softly, annoyed by her own need for grammatical perfection. She reminded herself that at this particular moment there were more pressing issues at hand than ridding the world of double negatives.

          However, Al seemed ambivalent to the issue; his only concern was their safety. “Well, don’t open the door for anyone, neither. Got any questions?”

          “I do.” Marge stiffened her spine as she prepared to make her inquiry. “I hate to bring this up, but what do we do if something happens to you?”

          “Well, pending my unfortunate demise…” — Al paused briefly to snort in amusement at his clever choice of wording— “…then Mr. Jim has my permission to let somebody else in, preferably someone with a buzzer.”

          Jim and Marge each wore identical confused expressions.

          “In case I end up in a wooden kimono,” Al reiterated, “drop a dime to the flatfoots. Just make sure you check their badges before you let ‘em in.”

          Jim set his jaw as he did when he was being obstinate. “I told you, Al; I’m not involving the police. I don’t want this leaked to the press.”

          “ ‘Scuze me, boss, but if that nutcase bumps me off, then I’m pretty sure that the hammer an’ saws are gonna hafta get involved sooner or later,” Al remarked with a shrug. “I mean, eventually my dead body’s gonna stink up the joint an’ someone will call the cops. A body as big as mine’s gonna make for one huge chalk outline, an’ that’s gonna be kinda hard to explain—”

          Jim rolled his eyes in annoyance. “In the unlikely event that something does happen to you, Al, I give you my word that I’ll call my friend with the Sleepyside PD,” he promised rather impatiently.

          Al pointed a finger at Marge. “You make sure he follows through with that.”

          “Of course,” she mumbled. She nervously shifted her weight from one foot to the other; this entire conversation was putting her on edge.

          “Don’t forget to lock this back once I fade the scene,” Al commanded. “An’ no playin’ hero, Mr. Jim. Savvy?” Without even waiting for a response, he exited the office, making sure to close the door as quietly and quickly as possible. Though he, Jim, and Marge were three very different people, at this moment the exact same question was racing through each of their minds.

          What— or rather whom— would Al find as he searched the dark corners of Ten Acres?

 

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bumpbuttonCredits:

Thank you so much my faithful editors, Steph H, Trish B, and Kaye. Hugs to you all!

 

The character of Marge Trask has always intrigued me. She hasn’t told me her entire story yet, but she’s been opening up more and more. I hope she continues to give me her background so I can write a story about it.

 

I’m not sure why, but I’ve always imagined Marge looking like Blythe Danner, who I think is a very beautiful lady.

 

Naturalizer makes very comfortable dress shoes.

 

ZZ Top is a famous rock band whose members have long beards.

 

Thank you to Steph for suggesting that Al carry a Maglite®. Damon has one and I sure wouldn’t want Al to conk me on the head with it. It’s fierce!

 

And finally, here is your Al Spurgeon Glossary for this chapter:

Getaway sticks- Legs (especially a woman’s)

Skirts- Women

Gunning for- To look for, most likely with sinister intentions

The Broderick- A thorough beating

Weak sister- A pushover

Mickey Mouse Mafia- A derogatory term for the Los Angeles, California mafia

Putting the screws on- Getting tough with

Hinky- Suspicious

Lie dormy- To remain in a safe place

High pillow- The boss

All silk- Everything is okay

Dust out- To leave

Soup job- The act of opening a safe by using nitroglycerin

Getting gashouse- Getting rough with

Take it on the heel and toe- Leave

Pack heat- Carry a gun

Sugar- Money

Dry-gulch- Hit someone over the head

Lug- Man

Buzzer- A badge

Wooden kimono- A coffin

Drop a dime- Make a call

Flatfoots- Police officers

Bump off- To kill

The hammer and saws- The police

Savvy- Do you understand?

Fade the scene- To leave

 

 

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